As soon as he opened the door, Su Yi saw that his uncle had just finished mopping the floor in the living room and was changing the water in the fish tank.

When he saw that his uncle was about to replace the water in the entire fish tank in one go, Su Yi frowned and hurriedly stopped his uncle's behavior.

"Uncle! Don't change the water in the fish tank! You're going to kill the fish like that. The water quality fluctuates too much, the nitrifying bacteria die, the fish body does not adapt, and a large number of shedding body surface mucous membranes melt in the water!

"You only need to change one-third of the water in the fish tank, not more than half!"

Su Yi glanced at his uncle with disgust, made a grimace, and said disdainfully: "Uncle! You're so uneducated! ”

Uncle stopped what he was doing, and he didn't open the forest on the spot!

Although the fish tank can't change the water significantly, he doesn't know.

But he is also a bachelor's degree graduate and has received nine years of compulsory education, so why is he uneducated?

You must know that there are 1.4 billion people in China, and the undergraduate rate is only about 4%.

I'm also in the top 4% of highly educated intellectuals, so why am I uneducated?

"I'm very cultured, okay!"

My uncle tried to justify himself, "I don't believe you give me a language question, do you think I have any culture?!" ”

Su Yi smiled, found a pen and paper, wrote a few words, handed it to his uncle, and said, "Come!" Uncle, which do you know? ”

Uncle wiped the lenses of his glasses with a sigh, and then looked and saw what Su Yi wrote.

It's twelve words in total.

齾, 齉, 爩, 䱭

Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat

隳, 籱, and planing

Uncle vomited blood on the spot!

Holy!

What the hell are these words?!

Su Yi raised his eyebrows proudly, and said cheaply: "Uncle, don't you know anything else except eating?" ”

Uncle: "......"

Uncle really wants to hit someone!

This immoral nephew is really a loss!

Panda ordered takeout, and the bamboo shoots arrived at home!

The uncle was not convinced, and wanted to try to correct his name.

"This doesn't count, if you have the ability, you can come up with another one, I guarantee that I can answer it!"

Su Yi smiled.

"Okay, uncle, this time I'll give you a simple Chinese question to see if you have any culture?"

Su Yi picked up the pen and wrote the title in the notebook.

The title is only seven words -

I didn't say he stole my money

Su Yi asked: "This sentence is said in different tones, how many different meanings can it have?" ”

The uncle counted with his fingers, and said humbly: "Two ...... Both! ”

Su Yi shook his head and said with a smile: "It's seven!" You see, uncle, you have no culture at all, you fish who slipped through the net of nine-year compulsory education! ”

The uncle frowned, his expression was a little unconvinced, and he said angrily: "I don't believe it! There are only seven words in total, where do you express the seven meanings? ”

"Hahaha."

Seeing his uncle break the defense, Su Yi smiled and said seven different expressions.

"Uncle, you can listen up! I didn't say he stole my money......

"When the tone focuses on the first 'I', it means emphasizing...... Whether he stole or not is not the point, the point is not what I said, it was said by others!

"When the tone focuses on the second word 'no,' it means emphasizing...... I never said he stole money!

"When the tone focuses on the third word 'say', it means emphasizing...... I thought so, but I didn't say it!

"When the tone focuses on the fourth 'he', it means emphasizing...... It's someone else who steals the money, not him!

"When the tone focuses on the fifth word 'steal', it means emphasizing...... Not stealing, but something else!

"When the tone focuses on the sixth 'I', it means emphasizing...... It's not me who stole it, it's someone else's!

"When the tone focuses on the seventh word 'money', it means emphasizing...... It's not money that's stolen, it's something else! ”

Uncle listened to it and knelt down!

Chinese is really broad and profound, the same sentence, the tone and focus are different, but the meaning is completely different!

But my uncle was still unconvinced.

"I'm literate! You come up with another one in the end, this time you can only come up with a question that combines sentences, and I will definitely be able to answer it correctly!! ”

Seeing his uncle's unruly appearance, Su Yi treated all kinds of disobedience.

So, I gave my uncle another question.

By connecting the following four sentences with related words, can you connect several sentences in different contexts?

1. My uncle is paralyzed;

2. Uncle studied tenaciously;

3. My uncle has learned many foreign languages;

4. My uncle learned acupuncture.

The uncle thought about it seriously and replied, "Two kinds!

"In the first context, although my uncle was paralyzed, he studied tenaciously and not only learned many foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture!

"In the second context, my uncle not only learned foreign languages, but also knew acupuncture, and he studied so tenaciously that he was finally paralyzed from exhaustion!

"How? Am I right? ”

Uncle was triumphant.

However, Su Yi's answer was a slap in the face, which made his uncle's face darken.

"Four! There are four contexts! ”

My uncle didn't believe it, "Impossible! You're talking nonsense! ”

Su Yi's dark eyes purred, and he said, "Otherwise, uncle, if I can name the four kinds, you will take care of this week's housework!" ”

The uncle hesitated for a few seconds and refused.

Because since Su Yi dared to mention the conditions like this, it was estimated that he was in his chest, and he could really say four contexts.

He agreed to Su Yi's conditions at this time, what is the difference between that and joining the army in 49?

Su Yi saw that his uncle did not agree, and he knew his uncle's temperament best, so he immediately put forward a condition that his uncle could not refuse.

"That's okay uncle, tomorrow our school will have a parent forum, and there will be no shortage of beautiful beauties such as sisters and aunts of students.

"Not only do I have to answer four contexts, you can give me a question at will, and as long as I can't answer it, I lose.

"Tomorrow, at the parent-teacher meeting, I will match you and introduce you to the beautiful sister who is very good looking!"

As soon as this condition came out, sure enough, my uncle was on the set.

Hearing that there was a beautiful sister at tomorrow's parent-teacher meeting, my uncle's eyes lit up, and he almost turned into a werewolf on the spot.

"Good! I promised! ”

Uncle felt that he had a good chance of winning.

As long as you say a question that Su Yi didn't answer correctly, you can win this victory.

However, my uncle still chose to hold it down.

"Four contexts won't work, unless you can name five!"

"Uncle, five kinds are five!"

The corners of Su Yi's mouth rose, and he walked in the living room, muttered for a while, and said, "I won't talk about the two you said."

In the third context, the reason why my uncle was paralyzed was because of his tenacious learning of many foreign languages and acupuncture.

"In the fourth context, my uncle was so tenacious in learning, not only learned many foreign languages and acupuncture, but also learned to be paralyzed."

The uncle sneered proudly and mocked: "What about the last one? You can't tell, do you?! ”

"Don't worry, let me think about ......"

Su Yi blinked his cute big eyes, his brain was running rapidly, and then said: "Uncle has learned many foreign languages, and he has also learned acupuncture, and he is tenaciously studying to be paralyzed!" ”

Uncle: Σ (っ°Д°; )

Uncle tenaciously paralyzed by learning?

I'm a star, you're a star!