Chu Wu asked as she walked: [Tong, why did the melon of the household servant come so fast just now? 】

The head of the household was stunned, how could this still be his business?

But...... He and the other officials thought about it for a moment and felt that there was something strange about it.

According to the usual style of the system, it is to wait for a while to search for the melon and then come to the horn, but the speed of the second back just now is simply saying that a melon has been eaten.

No way? The expression of the hundred officials was strange.

System: [Yesterday's performance in the court was simply pointing at other people's noses and scolding fools, with such a rigid attitude, I thought that he might be put on small shoes, poisoned, and assassinated when he went back, so I chased the melon. 】

The faces of the officials were confused, and there was a feeling that the IQ was despised.

What is the misunderstanding of the system about us? Wearing small shoes? Poisoned? Assassination? was said by the Tobe waiter, and he was killed on the same day, did he think he didn't die fast enough? Are you the Jinyi guard who supervises the hundred officials?

Jinyi guards: "......" has something to say but can't say, aggrieved.

Chu Wu only felt novelty: [Can the melon still be ordered? 】

System: [Hehe, this is the advanced part of our melon-eating system, which is unique and has no other system. 】

After selling and boasting, there is another big vernacular: [Actually, it's the same as reading a novel, if you see an article that you are interested in, you can chase it down, so that you can see the update as soon as possible. Of course, this is also to be able to spend melons, so I won't use it if I am not very interested or sure that there is a melon. 】

Chu Wan: [Every function of your system has to be able to use, it's a bit expensive. 】

The system almost cried out with a wow: [Isn't it? Even my daily boot standby has to spend melons, if it is modern and can rub a wireless network, in ancient times, I have to use my own additional melons to build a network, otherwise it is inconvenient to eat melons, you don't know how much melons I have to spend a day. 】

[It's because the flowers are distressed, so generally when you don't look for me, I will take the initiative to enter the low-energy consumption mode, try to spend as little melon energy as possible, and use every bit of melon energy to the blade. 】

Baiguan: There are quite a lot of limitations in this system.

Chu Wu didn't know if the system deliberately chose children's voices, at least she was a little soft-hearted when she listened to the slightly milky voice and cried pitifully.

[Then if you don't get able to find me, I have a lot of ready-made melons, can such melons replenish energy? 】

The system was excited: [Yes, yes! Sister-in-law, you are so good to me! I'm going to follow you for the rest of my life! 】

Baiguan's ears moved slightly, what ready-made melon? The emperor hasn't come yet, so let's hear about it?

The Emperor who came in a hurry: "......"

He missed the live version, and could only watch the paper version recorded by the eunuch, and he couldn't help but feel a little regretful in his heart.

Last night, because he copied a corrupt official, the treasury was two million more, and he obtained the new usage of Chu Wu and the system, so he messed around with the concubine in a good mood, but he didn't expect to get up on time in the morning, so he missed it.

He's only forty-two, so he's going to have to be old? I'm not reconciled.

[Actually......] The system rubs his little hands, [I don't lack melons now, but can my sister give me the whole one?] 】

If it weren't for the fear of being found abnormal, the emperor and hundreds of officials would have to applaud the system.

Chu Wu thought for a while: [Let's tell you about my brother's melon. 】

Chu Ping raised his head suddenly, his face was sad: Why do you want to pit brother again?

System: [I have eaten almost the melons of you and Chu Qin, and together you can write a book "The History of Chu Qin's Blood and Tears in Those Years". 】

It's all to the extent of a history of blood and tears? The emperor and the hundred officials gasped.

Soon, they remembered that although Chu Qin, this kid, was cheated out of his private money, but he got a shop given by his sister, and he could sit and wait to collect money without caring about anything, and his sister opened the grocery store to Songshan Academy for him......

If it's all this history of blood and tears, they want it too!

Chu Wu's tone was light: [I am not the only brother here. 】

System: [Okay, I've already felt the arrival of the big melon, suck!] Sit in the front row and wait to eat melons! 】

The emperor and hundreds of officials live and learn on the spot: sit in the front row and wait to eat melons!

Chu Wu's tone became even lighter, as if she was talking about strangers: [My second brother Chu Qi was born to my aunt, and my aunt was carried by my grandmother, and she was the niece of my grandmother's sister. My mother is kind-hearted, has a rich dowry, has a good business, and doesn't care about that, she is filial to her in-laws on weekdays, runs the Chu family, and never treats concubines and concubines harshly, in her words: What can be solved with money is not a bad thing. 】

Chu Ping was full of question marks: Are you sure this melon belongs to your second brother, not your father's mine?

Chu Wu continued: [After the background is finished, let's talk about people. Remember when I was seven years old, I cheated out all my brother's private money? Actually, I lied to Chu Qi at the time, guess what? 】

System: [What's the matter?] 】

The emperor and the hundred officials opened their mouths silently: What's the matter?

Chu Yu sneered: [Chu Qi answered in person, gave me a jade rabbit, and said that he would go back and pack up the silver and give it to me the next day, and then go to his grandmother's with his aunt that night to complain, saying that I robbed his favorite jade rabbit. My grandmother didn't ask, convicted me, and pressured me to go to the ancestral hall. 】

[My mother tried everything to dissuade her, and finally took back the jade rabbit that Chu Qi gave me and returned it to him, compensated him for a better jade rabbit, compensated my aunt for a white jade bracelet, and compensated my grandmother for the jade Guanyin in the house. 】

The emperor and the officials all hardened their fists when they heard this.

Many of them also play one thing in front of them and one behind the other, deceitful in the officialdom, digging holes for each other, this is normal, but what age are they, what experience, what are they for, and what is Chu Qi for?

It's normal for people to be scheming and calculating, Chu Wu did that to take the opportunity to test the two elder brothers, and she really tried to find a big melon.

And Chu Qi ......

You say if you don't want to, just refuse? Chu Wu will not rob you of your silver.

first agreed, used the deposit to appease Chu Wu, and then beat a rake, using the deposit as a dirty evidence, using filial piety to pressure Chu Wu, and forcing Chu Wu to kneel in the ancestral hall. If it weren't for Chu Sister-in-law and her mother to make a decision to settle it with money, I can't say what would happen to the seven-year-old little Chu Woman in the end.

Chu Ping opened his mouth, he didn't know about it, Wen had never told him.

For the first time, he found that he didn't seem to know much about his wife, son, and daughter, and even his mother and concubine seemed to be hiding things from him in front of him.

The system is almost angry, so stingy with melon can make a special effect of throwing rotten tomatoes and rotten vegetable leaves.

[Sister-in-law, you can't just pass this matter, right? 】

[Of course. Chu Yu smiled, [Two years later, I gave my brother a shop, and my grandmother asked me why Chu Qi didn't have it? Guess how I got back? 】

The system guessed: [You told me about two years ago?] 】

The emperor touched his chin: With this girl's temperament, it must not be so simple.

Chu Wu shook her head: [I said: You are thinking about fart?!] 】

System: [Oh! 】

Emperor and Hundred Officials: Oh!

It's a little unfilial, but I have to say: it's cool!

One more!

The system asked: "And then, and then?" 】

Chu Wan: [She was so angry that she wanted to beat me and make me kneel in the ancestral hall, so I stopped the monthly routine of my aunt, Chu Qi, and the concubines born to my aunt that day. In the past few years, my mother gave them so many things that they didn't know what to do, so I taught them. The concubines and concubines should keep what they should have, and if they don't give some of them back, they will stop the monthly routine if they can't get it back, and they will talk about it when they are finished. 】

System: [Wow!] Anything else? 】

Emperor and Hundred Officials: Wow! Keep going! Hurry up!

Chu Wu touched her throat, although she was talking with her mind in her head, she always had the illusion of talking too much and having a dry mouth.

[Later, I asked my mother and my brother to take money to do business, and every penny earned was our mother's, and all the things they went to the shop to take were deducted from the monthly routine, and they refused to pay it back if they took too much, so I asked people to go to Shuntianfu to report to the official. People were stopped before they left the house, who let Chu Qi take the imperial examination and worry about his reputation? Heh, want to take advantage of me? Dream on! 】

The emperor was so happy that he slapped his thigh.

This stingy, grudgeful, and revengeful appearance is like me! I love it!

It's a pity that it's a girl, otherwise he would definitely be an official, wait, wouldn't she take her brother's official position now? This is not a loss, this ability to make money, isn't it a pity not to go to the household?

As soon as the emperor's careful mind moved, he was pressed down by himself.

The day before yesterday, he was just promoted from the sixth grade, and he couldn't rise again in a short time, and the court hall was not his one-word hall, so he couldn't make sure that the imperial history would hit the pillar.

It's just that the emperor hid behind the door, and he didn't find that the imperial historians in the court were eating melons, and the two old imperial historians who were not very good at hearing changed their positions with people a little later in order to be able to hear more clearly.

The system eats melons quite satisfied, [Sister Wu, you are too brief about this melon, there is just a melon, I will go and see the details, there is something to call me. 】

Chu Wan: [Go, I'm tired too, sleep for a while.] 】

Emperor: "......"

Baiguan: "......"

You took a nap the day before yesterday, and you went to sleep today? Are you just going to lie down one day?!

Excessively! It's too much!

Chu Wu didn't mean it, she never got up at three o'clock in the morning for three consecutive days.

Unfortunately, these few days are the days of reconciliation, the monthly accounts and quarterly accounts have to be correct, and she has to continue to work when she goes back to the next dynasty, and she can't move the account books to the Hanlin Academy, right?

As soon as he woke up, he followed Liu Ziang back to Hanlin Courtyard and immediately looked at the wild history in good spirits.

Hallym Officials: "......"

Peeking Jinyiwei: "......"

Chu Wu: [System, come on!] 】

System: [It's coming!] 】

Chu Wu: [It is said here that the emperor of the former dynasty and the end of the dynasty especially liked the two women of the night emperor to play double flying, is it true? ] 】

The system searched for it, and wow came back: [Wow - the ancients actually played so much? An eye-opener wow! 】

The officials of the Hanlin Academy and the Jinyi guards quietly listened to each other, what kind of trick? How did it open my eyes? Tell us more!

Chu Wu coughed and said earnestly: [Tong, if you have good things, you have to share them with good friends, and you can't eat them alone, it's not good. You see, I have a big melon myself, didn't I tell you too? 】

Officials of the Hanlin Academy and Jinyi Guards: That's it!

The system is in a dilemma: [It's not that I don't want to say it, it's that our melon-eating system has a juvenile protection setting, and this kind of pornography-related content will be blocked.] 】

Chu Wan: "......"

Hanlin Yuan officials and brocade guards: "......"

Wait, Chu Wu is not an adult, they are an adult.

Everyone's eyes flickered, and they didn't know how to remind the system to continue, Chu Wu couldn't listen, but there were still many adults at the scene who could listen.

Chu Wu wasn't sure what the standard of this minor was, whether it was a previous life.

[You say a few words and try it.] 】

System: [The emperor at the end of the previous dynasty ordered people to build an open-air white jade pool, poured more than 200 jars of treasured wine into the pool, summoned the most beautiful thirty concubines in the harem at that time, roasted venison beef on the spot, and made a real wine pond meat forest, and then they beeped——,——, and then beeped and beeped and beeped and beeped——]

Chu Wu was so troubled by the beep that she had a headache: [I can't hear it, don't say it.] 】

System: [Okay.] 】

Adults listening with relish:??!

Damn it! Half of the pornography is done, and there is no paper in the courtesy!!