5 Chapter 5
A transcript of the conversation that took place in the Hanlin Temple was quickly sent to the Imperial Study.
The emperor thought that there was a hot new melon to eat, so he deliberately put down the headache.
He wanted to eat a melon to relax, but he saw that the little girl and the system were doing yellow, and he stopped after only half of it.
Emperor: "......"
What is the difference between this and the feeling that he has to run away in embarrassment with his pants when he suddenly catches fire outside and has to run away in embarrassment with his beloved concubine halfway through?
Excessively! It's too much!
No, such an aggrieved thing can't be enjoyed by him alone!
The emperor handed this record to his personal eunuch: "Chen Jiu, pass it on." ”
The first to receive the records were the Taifu, Taishi, Zongren Ling and other members of the Dasheng Dynasty.
These people thought that the document sent by the emperor to send his confidant Chen Jiu to pass it must be very important, and opened it with a solemn face, "......"
The blue sky is yellow in the daytime!
I didn't expect you to be such an emperor!
Angrily condemned two sentences in his heart, his eyes looked at it very honestly, and then found that it was gone.
Yes, halfway through the pornography is gone.
The reason is: Chu Wu is underage, so she can't hear the yellow and won't listen to it, and the half they can see is still recorded by the adult Jinyi Wei after hearing it.
Zhengyipin members: "......"
Let Jinyiwei not be yellow, right? People record what they hear word for word, how dedicated!
Let Jinyiwei make yellow, right? When they heard half of it, they were itching for the last emperor of the previous dynasty to do it with thirty beauties in the wine pond meat forest, and their interest was at the highest point and suddenly disappeared.
The half-people who couldn't go up or down felt too aggrieved, and for the first time, they didn't need to guess much to understand the holy will: I don't feel good, why can you feel good?
The emperor is as stingy and evil-minded as ever, but he has made them miserable.
The Zhengyipin officials sighed secretly, and then solemnly passed the yellow document to the Congyipin adults.
If they don't feel good, why should others feel good?
From the first product members: "......"
The first time I saw the yellow document, I knew the sinister intentions of these people, and then passed it on to the members of the second product with a serious face.
Zheng Erpin Members: "......"
In this way, the number of victims gradually increased, and then increased.
In the end, none survived :)
Among them is Chu Ping.
is also because he is Chu Wu's father, and he was "cared for" by his colleagues in the Criminal Department in turn, and he was forced to read the same document several times, and the memory of the key part was extremely profound.
Chu Ping: "......"
When he closed the document and handed it to other colleagues who had not yet been victimized, he was still thinking: Why did the emperor's stinginess and bad intentions suddenly spread so widely?
Soon after, the emperor in the office of the imperial study learned from the commander of the Jinyi Guard that the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, including the officials who had taken leave at home, did not survive it, and he was so happy that he completely gave up the burden of being the emperor.
"Hahaha - letting Chu go to court for my brother is really the wisest decision in my life!"
Personal eunuch Chen Jiu: "......"
Commander of the Jinyi Guard: "......"
Your Majesty, are you no longer struggling? That's not something to be proud of.
The emperor said unhappily: "Those old old-fashioned people always face me on weekdays, they always can't do this, they can't, especially the imperial history who relies on their old age and is the team left by the emperor to me, and they hit the pillar at every turn to threaten me. ”
"In order not to let others seize their handles, they simply dragged the entire court into the water, and let everyone join in the same stream and shut up tacitly, but why don't they want to think about whose hands the handle ends up in? Do they dare to say that I told them to pass it on? Scold. ”
Personal eunuch Chen Jiu: "......"
Commander of the Jinyi Guard: "......"
That's really not daring.
How dare a courtier slander the monarch?
What's more, the emperor just shared the dialogue between Chu and the system with the courtiers.
At a distance of more than fifty meters, they couldn't hear the conversation of one person and one person, and they were all hidden Jinyi Wei secret agents who eavesdropped on it and recorded it and sent it to the imperial study, and the emperor passed it on after reading it.
Even if it's just the content of the daily chat, they have to read it, for fear of accidentally missing any useful information, and today is no exception.
Insidious or insidious to the emperor, the two sighed silently.
The emperor wants to reward people when he is in a good mood, which is his habit for many years.
Before he spoke, he thought of his shrinking private treasury, the private treasury that was not as good as the Hubu Shangshu, and the private treasury that the Manchu civil and military knew that he was already very poor...... The emperor smiled, forget it, save it.
*
Today's Chu Wu still relies on wild history to survive the difficult time of duty.
After returning home, I enjoyed the service of the beautiful maids, drank a bowl of bird's nest beautifully, and then got up and flipped through the account book, and told myself while reconciling the accounts: Come on, just get through the past few days.
Only by constantly drawing cakes for herself can she endure the boring daily reconciliation.
Not far from the main courtyard.
It's rare that Chu Ping didn't go to the study after the court, and when he came to Wen's place, Wen served his husband gently and carelessly.
She gave birth to a very beautiful hibiscus face, her son Chu Qin is twenty years old, and she is still maintained like a girl in her early twenties.
Chu Ping inevitably felt a little anxious about his appearance every time he saw Wen, and always felt that such a beautiful and good lady was a bit too wasteful to match his ordinary-looking self.
Ahem, not really.
He has worked hard to be promoted to the Langzhong of the Criminal Department, and he is already a five-rank official!
Chu Ping admonished himself in his heart, and when he took off his official uniform, official hat and official boots and changed into regular clothes, he waved his hand.
This is to whisper to Madame.
The grandmother and the maidservant girl in the house withdrew with interest, and went out with them at the door.
Chu Ping took Wen's hand and sat down on the edge of the bed, the bed is a very private object, the couple often warm up on the bed, and the words spoken by sitting on the edge of the bed are not so serious, Wen saw Chu Ping's normal expression and listened quietly.
Chu Ping recounted the conversation between Chu Wu and the system above the court today, and Wen's willow eyebrows raised slightly, and he continued to listen without moving.
After saying this paragraph, Chu Ping asked, "Why didn't Wanwan tell me?" ”
Wen's single name is Wan, her father and mother call her Wan'er with a handkerchief, and only Chu Ping calls her Wanwan.
Wen showed a gentle smile that was just right: "Wanwan doesn't understand political affairs and knows that it is not easy to be an official, she can't share her husband's worries in political affairs, she can only let her husband not suffer from the trivial matters in the inner court, since I can handle it, why bother my husband?" ”
The male protagonist and the female protagonist have been like this since ancient times, and the mansions of other officials are no exception, and few housewives will use the inner courtyard to annoy their husbands.
The husband and wife have improved their efficiency through division of labor and cooperation, but they are also rusty.
In the past, Chu Ping saw that everyone did this, and he never felt that there was anything wrong.
But today, when I heard Chu Wu say in such a cold tone in the court, he was slandered by his second brother when he was young and bullied by his grandmother, and compared with Chu Qin and Wen's calf protection practices, his heart was as if he was blocked by yellow mud.
"Do you know that jade rabbit was given to her by Brother Qi?"
Wen: "Yes. ”
Chu Ping: "Have you explained to your mother?" ”
Wen smiled and said nothing, seeing that Chu Ping was very obsessed with the answer, he could only answer honestly, but his smile was even bigger.
"People's hearts are biased, my mother doesn't like me who was born in a business, and I don't like my brother and sister-in-law, it doesn't matter what the truth is, as long as you can get this matter over."
Fortunately, Old Lady Chu and Aunt Chu had the same cognition as her, so they never made trouble in front of Chu Ping and maintained peace for so many years.
Chu Ping silently recited "It doesn't matter what the truth is", and his heart was even more blocked.
"It's happened more than once."
As soon as she heard the affirmative tone of this, Wen knew that she didn't need to answer, and Chu Ping knew very well in her heart that she really didn't answer.
Chu Ping remembered Chu Wu's sentence "Things that can be solved with money are not bad things", which still came from the mouth of the Wen family, which shows that Chu Wu has won the true inheritance of his mother.
The only difference is that Wen doesn't care about money, and Chu doesn't really care much about it, but she is a little stingy and resentful.
Chu Ping didn't dare to imagine how much his wife had been wronged when he didn't know, so he hugged Wen and said, "Wanwan has been wronged." ”
The gentle smile on Wen's face, which was like a mask, slowly fell.
Before marrying into the Chu family, her mother told her: You are a merchant girl, the merchant girl is different from the scholar girl, the Chu family hires you for money, the wife of the Chu family has a narrow vision and nepotism, and you will definitely suffer some grievances when you marry. Fortunately, Chu Ping is a person who can carry it clearly, you take him and live your own small family, money is not brought to life or death, and things that can be solved with money should not be bothered too much.
After Wen married into the Chu family, she always kept in mind the teachings of her mother, even if the old lady was infertile for half a year, she wanted to lift Chu Ping's aunt, and asked her to be more lively, she didn't say anything, and did it one by one.
At that time, Chu Ping hugged her and said, "Wanwan has been wronged", and today he said it again.
Wen didn't look up: "Husband knows now, do you want to settle accounts afterwards?" ”
"What's the account?" Chu Ping was surprised, "It's your kindness to give more, and it's normal to take it back, you just gave them the concubines and concubines the monthly rules they deserved, and no one can say half a point about you because of this." ”
This is the reason why the Wen family is willing to marry Chu Ping, and is also willing to give more money to maintain the peace of the inner courtyard: compared with some men who have concubines before marriage, and even sleep in flowers and willows, and spoil concubines to kill their wives, Chu Ping is more normal.
"That sister-in-law and mother ......"
At the mention of this, Chu Ping suddenly had a headache.
In the past, the family tried their best to whitewash the peace in front of him, and he used to be curious that his mother went to the temple in other courtyards a little often, but he thought that his mother was a devout Buddha, how do you know that the real reason may be that he doesn't want to see Chu Yu?
Although Dasheng does not govern the country with filial piety, there is also the fault of his mother's partiality, but which granddaughter will say to her grandmother, "Are you thinking about fart"? I'm afraid that this matter has reached the ears of all the officials and their wives, what should Chu Wu do about her future marriage?
Chu Ping's head hurt, Chu Ping hugged Wen and fell on the bed, "That's it." ”
He had never been in charge of the inner courtyard before, so naturally he would not interfere in the future, and it would be good for the family to maintain the status quo.
In other words: rotten.
Wen was slightly stunned, and there was a genuine smile in his eyes.
That night, after the words were spoken, the two people who were closer to each other made a little late, and naturally got up late.
Chu Wu waited in the carriage for a long time and didn't wait for her father, and seeing that she would be late if she didn't leave, she had to let the carriage send her over first.
Chu Ping, who was late, hurried over, but still didn't catch up, but fortunately, the servant prepared a second carriage.
He went late, walked with the carriages of other officials, and the speed of passing was even slower, and without a few words of greeting with his colleagues, the time for the court was up, and he had to hurry to his place.
Chu Wu didn't care, they were all humble workers, who hasn't been late for work?
[Tong, is there a melon? ] 】
The emperor and the hundred officials were in good spirits at once, and the early morning in the cold autumn breeze was the most suitable for eating freshly baked hot melons!
System: [Yes, yes, I forgot to cancel the melon chasing the subscriber department waiter yesterday.] 】
Tobe Squiro: ?!!
Why am I again? System, don't just catch a sheep's wool! You have to learn to get wet with rain and dew!
System: [Yesterday, many officials gave gifts to the household servant after going down to the court, and his wife was very excited, thinking that he had finally changed his stinky temper after so many years, and knew that he had gotten along well with his colleagues, and was relieved to cry. Who knows if it's panties to open a gift box, or panties to open all gift boxes. 】
[His wife's expression changed from excitement to doubt to doubt, and finally grabbed the household servant of the next court, and asked tremblingly: When did the officials not send calligraphy and paintings to send underwear instead? Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! 】
Chu Wan: [Hahahaha! 】
The emperor clung to the dragon chair and laughed wildly in his heart: Hahahahaha!
Tobe Squire: "......"
Hundreds of officials who were killed in the wind review: "......"