13 Chapter 13
As soon as the word Hufu came out, the eyes of the emperor and the hundred officials were about to pop out.
Since ancient times, only men have divorced women, and we have never heard of a woman divorce a man.
The system wonders: [Does Dasheng allow Hugh? 】
Chu Wu said calmly: [Dasheng's law does not stipulate that Hugh is not allowed. Everything has a first time, and if there is no one before, it does not mean that there will be no one in the future, she can be the first woman to be a husband, and since then she has led the Hugh frenzy of the whole Dasheng. 】
Emperor: "......"
Baiguan: "......"
Still Hugh frenzy? You little girl is so bad!
It would be terrible to take a break, if the Dasheng woman really rested so much as Chu Wu said, I don't know what chaos will happen.
Helplessly, the above content is all a dialogue between Chu Ping and the system, they don't want to expose the facts they can hear, so they can only pretend to be deaf and dumb, at most, let Chu Ping give a few words of advice in private, lest Chu Wu really do it.
Besides, it is to keep the daughter of Shangshu of the Criminal Department at a certain distance from Chu Wu, lest she really be taken away and make trouble.
The system was silent for a moment, and asked sincerely: [Can you take a break?] Everything is difficult at the beginning, it is difficult to achieve it for the first time, and this is the ancient era when the husband was the wife, even in the modern era when women's self-consciousness is awakened, there are many women who refuse to divorce for the sake of their children, and they refuse to leave by domestic violence, derailment, and PUA, and it is too difficult to divorce their husbands in ancient times. 】
The emperor and the hundred officials silently groaned, ancient and modern, this is not the first time that the system has mentioned these two words.
Ancient refers to the past, so modern refers to the present?
In the past, husbands were wives, but now they are still like this? Or is it that they understand modern wrong?
They really want to understand these unfamiliar words, just like the hospitals, vegetable supermarkets, systems, and medical seedlings that made them collectively lose sleep last night, and they always feel that they can dig up a lot of information that is beneficial to the Dasheng Dynasty.
Compared with the above, divorce, domestic violence, cheating, and fart love are not very attractive to them, because they know that they have a lot to do with women and husbands.
Soon, their thoughts retracted, because Chu Wu said something that made them have to face this matter.
She said: "It's okay, if you really can't leave your husband, you can still be widowed. 】
Emperor:!!!
Hundred Officials: !!
Qi Qi leaned back in shock, what do you mean? Are you going to kill Mrs. Fish?
There was a chill down his spine, and the head on his neck was somehow a little cold, as if he was coveted by someone hiding in the shadows.
Yu Jiayan was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a sound.
Just because he scolded Chu Ping, Chu Yu was going to kill him, which was too vicious!
The system thought of it with them, and said in a panic: [No, it's illegal to kill people. 】
Chu Wu soothed: [Don't worry, I won't dirty my hands for a dead scumbag. 】
The emperor, the hundred officials, and even Yu Jiayan all breathed a sigh of relief, and this breath was not relaxed for a while and then mentioned it, just because Chu Wu laughed inexplicably, as if she had thought of some good way but didn't say anything.
They didn't know what she would do to make Mrs. Yu widowed, a heart full of eight things, and a little bit of curiosity.
Officials from the Criminal Department and Dali Temple have whispered about several ways to "legally keep widows."
"Just because she doesn't want to get her hands dirty doesn't mean she can't do it herself."
"It's not dirty hands to pick up others to kill people, at most it's dirty mouth?"
"Is buying/murder/murder considered dirty hands?"
"What about accidents?"
Yu Jiayan: "......"
He really didn't want to listen to the many ways he might be killed, but if he didn't, what if he was really killed?
If he knew that this would be the case, he wouldn't scold Chu Ping much, and now he has to be fined, demoted, and maybe lose his life, it's too miserable!
Chu Wu suddenly changed the topic: [Don't talk about the dead scumbag, bad luck, what's going on with my father's prostitute? 】
System: [I checked it just now, and I checked it twice, there is no melon in this regard, and your father is not a prostitute.] 】
Chu Ping nodded fiercely, he repeated it several times, there was really no prostitute!
Thank you for your daughter's trust, thank you for the clarification of the system, and thank you for your good style on weekdays!
The emperor and the hundred officials couldn't help but look at the second prince, the second prince was a little stunned, and he was very puzzled, Chu Ping didn't have a prostitute, so who was Chu Ping he saw in Chunfeng Tower?
Chu Wu incarnated as a detective to pursue suspicious clues: [The second prince has no reason to slander my father, so it may be that he is wrong. My eldest brother is like my mother, and Chu Qi is like my father, but there are not many, and I will never be mistaken. Ah, it can't be my father's dumb brother, right? 】
System: [Are the two people alike?] 】
Chu Wan: [He is the one who looks the most like my father among his relatives, his name is Chu An, you check. 】
When the system was busy querying, Chu Ping was also trying to recall.
His younger brother Chu An is indeed somewhat similar to him, he doesn't like literature or martial arts since he was a child, and he knows how to play all day long.
Father and mother are very spoiled for the sake of the younger brother is an old son, don't read if you don't like to read, don't learn if you work hard, play if you like to play, always say that your brother and sister will support you...... and so on, countless, and finally raised Chu An into a gentleman.
His mother was not good at business, several sisters married before and after, and his younger brother spent money like running water, and when it was his turn to marry a wife, the family really didn't have much money, so his father set a merchant girl Wen as his wife, and also set a merchant girl Dou as his wife.
The Dou family is docile and very good at making money, so he can't control Chu An, and he can't reverse Chu An's temperament.
If it was Chu An, it was really possible to spend a hundred gold for the top card of the Qinglou.
Chu Ping raised his forehead, this is Brother Pit!
The system also found out: [It's really your father's younger brother.] 】
Seeing that the system was about to break the news again, the emperor and the hundred officials suddenly came to cut through the chaos with a quick knife.
Emperor: "Yu Jiayan has been an official prostitute for 12 years, knowingly committing a crime, treating the law as nothing, from today he will be removed from the post of Shaoqing of Honglu Temple, and demoted to a concubine. ”
Hundred officials: "The emperor is wise!" ”
Jin Yiwei quickly stepped forward to take Yu Jiayan away, and stuffed the gag socks a little tighter, lest he say something more about what he didn't have.
The emperor shouted again: "Chu Qin." ”
Chu Wu stepped forward again: "The minister is here." ”
The emperor glanced at the distance between himself and Chu Wu, confirmed the location of his melon, and nodded with satisfaction.
"The evidence of Yu Jiayan's prostitute is conclusive, and Chu Ping's prostitution, do you still have anything to say?"
The system did a reading comprehension: [Sister Wu, is the emperor threatening you? 】
Chu Wan: [That's right, what he means is: Yu Jiayan, who was a prostitute, has been swept away by me to the end, if you can't come up with conclusive evidence, your father's official position is gone, and your official position is also suspended. 】
Emperor: "......"
Baiguan: "......"
It's a good thing to speculate on the divine will, don't do it again next time :)
In terms of the benefits that the melon-eating system may bring to the Dasheng Dynasty, it is impossible to masturbate your official position no one's official position.
Put your heart in your belly! You're a rookie from the sixth!
Chu Wu replied to the system in her heart, and did not forget to reply to the emperor: "Back to the emperor, in this matter, Weichen believes that his father has not been a prostitute, and the second prince has not lied, because the person that the second prince saw in Chunfeng Tower is probably not his father, but Chu An, his father's younger brother." ”
On the other hand, he didn't forget to show off to the system: [See? This trick not only emphasized my father's character to the emperor, but also showed that I believed in the second prince, did not offend him, and was a perfect neutral party. At present, the second prince doesn't look like a cautious person, but his father is so stingy and grudgeful, it's hard to guarantee that he won't settle accounts after the autumn, and I want to snuff out the sprouts in the cradle! 】
System: [Yes, yes.] 】
The stingy and vengeful emperor: "......"
The second prince who settled accounts after the autumn: "......"
A hundred officials with a clear heart: "......"
As far as you are the only one who is unified, a few words perfectly offend the current emperor and the next emperor's strong contenders, so don't think about it.
But Chu Wu didn't feel anything wrong, and continued: "Chu An and his father are five points similar, the second prince is not familiar with his father, and he went to the Qinglou secretly, so it is likely that one of them will admit the mistake by accident." ”
She put the emphasis on "unfamiliar" and "accidental", emphasizing that the second prince's admission of mistakes was not intentional, but everyone's attention was on "sneaking to the Qinglou".
The emperor and the hundred officials sighed secretly, just like Chu Wu, fortunately she is not really an official, otherwise she will not be able to live for a few days.
Emperor: "Xiao Ling, are you also a prostitute?" ”
Why did his courtier's son get involved with a prostitute? Is it that exciting?
The second prince hurriedly said: "Erchen didn't. ”
Emperor: "Then what are you going to do in Chunfeng Tower?" ”
The second prince was stuck, and bowed his head in shame for a while: "Drink tea." ”
There was silence.
The expressions of the emperor and the hundred officials are extremely consistent: You can find a better reason to deceive people!
When a man goes to a Qinglou and only drinks tea, what is the difference between saying "I only rub and don't go in"?!
Chu Wu's curiosity came up: [Tong'er, what's the situation? 】
The system responds in seconds: [I know, I know! 】
[The second prince didn't go alone, he took the second princess with him! ] 】
Emperor:??!
Hundred Officials: ??!
You two are playing so wild?!