What man in the world would take his wife to visit the Qinglou together?

The second prince will.

Suddenly, the entire court reverberated with Chu Wu's rampant laughter, and everyone's ears were full of demonic [hahahahaha], which made them want to follow hahahaha.

Emperor: Hold back! I can!

Baiguan: Hold back! Can't be exposed!

After a while, Chu Wu finished laughing and continued to eat melons: [What are the two of them doing in the Qinglou? See the live Spring Palace? Hasn't the second prince already lived into a spring palace map? Why do you still want to see the Spring Palace? 】

A series of speculations with color but without panting can make the second prince of the party have a blue and red face.

In order to prevent Chu Yu from listening to what was going on in his room, he poked out about Chu Ping's prostitute, but he didn't expect to come back after a circle.

But he is no longer the manager, and he is blocking Chu Wu and the system from eating melons.

The emperor and the hundred officials told themselves in their hearts: It is not good to eavesdrop on the pleasures of other people's boudoirs.

So, they decided: listen with your ears pricked up!

System: [No, the two of them are quite reserved. 】

Chu Wu: ?

[The reserved couple went to the Qinglou to drink tea? Hahaha, it's the funniest joke I've ever heard this year. 】

Second Prince: "......"

System: [It's true, the two of them just went to the Qinglou to see the beauties and learn the art in the room, they didn't see the live Spring Palace, and they didn't stage the Spring Palace in the Qinglou, isn't this reserved?] 】

Chu Wu: [...... Truly. 】

Both the emperor and the officials were convinced.

From this point of view, the second prince and the second princess are really reserved, if they were replaced, they would have to cough and cough once.

The scene was silent for a long time.

The emperor opened the next topic and guided the direction of eating melons by the way: "How many times have you been there?" ”

Second Prince: "...... Twice. ”

The next moment, I only heard the system snort coldly: [Who are you fooling? 】

Chu Wu: [Twenty times? 】

System: [Not really, I went there three times, two years ago, a year ago, and a month ago. 】

Chu Wan: [There is a fixed frequency of visiting the Qinglou once a year? I'm pretty good at playing. 】

The emperor asked again, "What are you going to do?" ”

The answer to this question has just been said by the system, and everyone hears it and knows it: the emperor wants to eat a finer melon.

The second prince didn't want to cooperate, let alone tell everyone about his private affairs, but his lying or silence would be exposed by the system on the spot.

"Drink tea." The weakness in the warm voice that anyone can hear.

The second prince is lying flat, what do you like, anyway, don't want to hear it from the mouth of the palace!

The system did not live up to the emperor's expectations, and broke the news: [The second prince got a spring palace map before he got married, but how can the illustrations be vivid and easy to learn with small yellow texts and small videos? The virgin is inexperienced and shy, and after a few glances, he pressed the spring palace picture to the bottom of the box, and the sex life of the couple is not very harmonious. 】

[The second princess is even more inexperienced, but she has girlfriends, and it can be very fun to learn about husband and wife from girlfriends. She was embarrassed to let the second prince go to school, so she disguised herself as a man and went to the Qinglou. 】

Chu Wu said smoothly: [Then the door to the new world was opened there. 】

[That's right! Someone answered, and the system was so excited that his tone was raised, [I went to the Qinglou once, and the second princess instantly rose from bronze to silver, overthrew the second prince, and tasted the fun of the boudoir. The second prince looked at it, this is not good! It must be reinvigorated! So, he found someone to follow the second princess and arrested him in the Qinglou. 】

Chu Wu continued: [Then, the couple opened the door to a new world together there. 】

System: [That's right!] 】

Chu Wan: [Then, the couple ate the marrow and knew the taste, and went to the Qinglou once a year to learn new skills. 】

[Good guys, changing with each passing day, advancing with the times, always standing at the forefront of the times! 】

Emperor: "......"

Baiguan: "......"

This sentence has refreshed many people's ears, and they have recited it silently several times, and the more they read it, the more they feel that it is comparable to good words.

However, considering the premise of going to the Qinglou to learn the skills of bed affairs......

Well, it doesn't have to be so up-to-date.

The second prince is already so ashamed that he can't find a hole in the same place to get in, it's shameful to cover his ears and steal the bell, but it's useful!

The emperor sighed: "Go to the Qinglou to drink tea, do you think my old eyes are dizzy?" ”

This sounded like he was angry, but when the second prince looked up, his father's face was full of eyes: Hurry up! Don't always let me rush me!

The eager expression of Gua Ru's eagerness to eat melons can no longer be covered by the crown.

Second Prince: "......"

Another day to miss my big brother :)

The matter is almost here, the second prince wants to turn the topic back to the matter of Chu Ping's prostitute, so that the pleasure of the boudoir ends here.

It's a pity that Chu Wan's curiosity is not so easy to go down.

[This couple can visit the Qinglou together, not only studious, keep pace with the times, but also have a very good relationship. 】

System: [Yes, yes, the two of them are each other's only, can the relationship be bad?] 】

These words are like cold water entering an oil pot, which caused the emperor and hundreds of officials to question wildly: The two princes have side concubines and concubines, where are they the only ones for each other? System, are you illiterate?!

Fortunately, Chu Wu asked their doubts: [How can it be the only one? 】

System: [It is indeed the only one, the second prince has a side concubine and a concubine, but he has never touched them, he only likes the second princess from beginning to end, and he has only had sex with her. 】

Hiss - the emperor and the hundred officials leaned back in shock.

Emperor: Our Xiao family actually has a big love?!

Baiguan: The second prince is really the first chaste martyr of the Dasheng Dynasty?!

The second prince put his hands on his abdomen, closed his eyes, and died peacefully.

Chu Wu was so anxious that she scratched her heart and liver: [What's the situation? Hurry up! 】

System: [The side concubines and concubines of the second prince were all selected by the second prince's concubine, and she loved the beautiful, lovely and delicate, so she was all included. is the same woman, many things are very convenient, the second princess is good-looking, rich, and has means, they take a bath together, massage, paint their nails, touch their little hands, eat tofu, not to mention how happy their lives are. 】

[After the side concubine and concubine were included in the prince's mansion, she urged the second prince to go to the round room of the side concubine and concubine every day, making the second prince conspiracy theory, thinking that her daughter-in-law was angry and jealous, so she didn't dare to go. After a long time, he happened to hear the second princess complaining to her personal maid, and he knew what was going on. 】

[It turned out that the second princess wanted to see which type he preferred from the order of his round house, and then she would be able to justifiably use the reason he liked to admit a few more beautiful girls into the mansion. You know, these beautiful girls, the second prince hasn't slept yet, and the second princess has already seen and touched them and hugged them and took a nap together, I don't know how many times. 】

Chu Wu let out a voice of envy, jealousy and hatred: [The second princess is really a model for my generation! 】

Men present: "......"

The second princess's own grandfather, the old lady herself, didn't dare to boast like this.

The old lady was shocked, the old lady didn't understand, his granddaughter was not so bohemian when she was in the boudoir......

Wait a minute! If you really want to talk about it, the maids who serve beside his granddaughter seem to be more beautiful than the other, and even her guards, maids, and coachmen have to choose the ones that look good.

Old lady: "......" is over.

System: [The second prince knew the truth, and while the second princess was asleep, she turned over a large box of portraits from the house, all of which were beauties she had taken a fancy to in advance, and the dowry was ready for the auspicious day, so she waited for the second prince and the person to round the room, and then found an opportunity to bring people into the house to be happy together. In this way, how dare he go to the side concubine and concubine room? 】

[Is he marrying a little wife for himself? No! He used his hard-earned money to marry a bunch of girls that his eldest wife liked, and the eldest wife could also take advantage of him to go out to work to make money and live happily with his little wives, he was a complete tool man for marrying a little wife! 】

Second Prince: "......"

Emperor: "......"

Baiguan: "......"

Don't say it, it's so sad.

Among the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, only Chu Wu did not feel sad: [Ahhh 】

[My sister took me to play! 】

[Huh? Chu Wu suddenly reacted, [If you enter the Second Prince's Mansion and make money with the Second Prince and the Second Prince's Concubine, you don't have to serve men, you don't have to risk your life to have children, and you can also stick with so many beautiful sisters...... There is such a good thing in the world?! 】

[Tong'er, do you think my appearance meets the preferences of the second princess? 】

System: [Yes, sister-in-law, you are so good-looking, she loves it so much!] 】

Chu Wan: [Gotcha! Turn around and go to a chance encounter! 】

Second Prince: ?!!

Brainstorm! It is forbidden to seduce a married woman! It is forbidden for Chu Wu to meet the second princess!