The party Ma Xu is in the fifth grade, he didn't enter the palace last night, he didn't see the Chu family's report, and he didn't know about it at all.

At this moment, he was caught off guard by the system in front of the emperor and all his colleagues who exposed himself to the fact that he was in harmony with the people, and he also went through the back door in search of excitement, and suddenly the whole person trembled like Parkinson's.

Ma Xu shook, and the colleagues around him silently retreated to the side.

Ma Xu shook again, and his colleagues retreated, and they were about to quit the queue, and his disgust was overflowing, as if he was a pickled thing in the pit, filthy.

Ma Xu: "......"

An old face was blue and red, and he didn't dare to speak loudly, so he only explained to his colleagues in a low voice: "I just have a special hobby!" ”

The Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites and the left and right attendants of the Ministry of Rites in front of the queue were listening to the system's revelations with their ears pricked up, and when they heard this, they were completely speechless.

Yes, you have a special hobby, so what are you doing with so many people?

If you don't cooperate with Liu Yueye, spread the flower willow disease everywhere, they don't have to strip naked for inspection, and they have been watched by the Tai Hospital and other Tai doctors for so long!

The Ministry of Rites is a northerner, and in winter, he will go to the big bathhouse with his colleagues to take a bath, and he will help each other take a bath.

The two waiters on the left and right of the Ministry of Rites are from the south, where are there any public bathhouses in the south that rub each other? The bath is filled with water in a basin and a bucket, and a person is locked in a room and washed slowly.

Until now, the two of them can still recall the creepy feeling of being given goosebumps all over their bodies by being made by the Tai Hospital.

It's horrible!

It felt like they were fish on the chopping board, about to be disemboweled, and I didn't want to experience it for the second time in my life!

And the person who caused them to fall into such a psychological shadow is still unashamedly saying what "special hobby" is?

Yes, you are high, you are amazing, you don't go to the front door, you go to the back door!

Rage swooped upwards.

It is not a crime to have a wild relationship with an ordinary woman, but it is a crime of adultery if you have a wild marriage with another person's concubine!

The two attendants of the Ministry of Rites decided to go to the Criminal Department often until the charges were confirmed.

Not for anything else, mainly because I want to familiarize myself with the criminal laws of the Dasheng Dynasty :)

And the system continues to break the news: [This is called Hao Yucai, who belongs to the Yu Department of the Ministry of Industry, and the name given to him by his father and mother is too talented hahaha! ] 】

[Yu Department is in charge of mountain and forest miscellaneous products, supplies vegetables to hundreds of officials, and is also in charge of the ban on fishing, fishing and hunting, which looks inconspicuous, but in fact, he can get a lot of oil and water when he loosens his hands, so he has a hobby for himself, hehe, guess what? 】

There are so many hobbies in the world, how can Chu Wu be blindly sniped?

That is, the last dynasty was bored, and eating melons was to pass the time and have fun, so I was not in a hurry at this time, and guessed one by one.

Chu Wan: [Bonsai? 】

System: [No.] 】

Chu Wan: [Corruption and bribery? 】

System: [It's true, but it's not.] 】

Chu Wu continued to guess, the system continued to deny, and one person played guessing leisurely, which could make the emperor and hundreds of officials anxious.

You should tell me how greedy this guy is, how greedy he is, so that they can decide whether to copy the house or not, and how much to copy!

Hao Yucai was scared out of the sweat of his head, and he didn't dare to wipe it.

Ma Xu's example is in the past, he doesn't think that he has the possibility of escaping, but as long as the system doesn't catch his corruption, he can save it again!

The emperor didn't mean to let it go, he was worried that Chu and the system would not take them to dig for treasures, and the treasury would have no money.

The fat sheep have taken the initiative to send it to their mouths and still don't eat it, they will be thundered by the sky!

The Tobe squire was more anxious than the emperor, but his eyes were about to cramp, and Lin You still pretended not to see it.

Lin You is the emperor's confidant, if he can be instructed by other officials, don't want to put on the black veil.

It wasn't until the emperor asked Chen Jiu to come over to pass the word that Lin You ordered Jinyiwei to investigate.

The tobe squire was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "I don't know how to change!" ”

He also wanted to say a few more words, but his colleague covered his mouth: "I can't hear it." ”

It turned out that Chu Wu didn't guess more than ten times, and she felt bored, so she simply gave up the game and stopped playing.

System: [Actually, I gave you a hint, saying that his father's name is good.] 】

I did say it, Chu Yu touched her chin, what hobby are these three words Hao Yucai related to?

The system didn't sell Guan Zi anymore: [Hao Yucai is not greedy for gold and silver, he only likes jade, and the stones and stones piled up in the rockery in his garden are actually jade, and they are full of good jade that has not been opened. If you find a good jade carver and sell it to a rich man who is not bad for money, especially the rich man in the south of the Yangtze River, he can sell it for several millions. 】

That's a few! Hundred! Ten thousand! Yes!

In an instant, the eyes of the emperor and the hundred officials were as bright as light bulbs in the night.

You are a little five-grade Yu Bu Langzhong, and you are more greedy than the three-grade Hubu Shangshu! Must copy!

As for whether this few million is more than five million......

Find a few top jade carvers in Dasheng, find a way to make up a story to create a momentum, and then sell it to a famous rich man in Jiangnan, isn't it?

Hao Yucai sat on the ground with a pale face.

If the system doesn't say it, no matter how much Jin Yiwei digs into the ground, he can't dig out how much cash and silver antique calligraphy and paintings he has from his house, after all, who cares about those inconspicuous stones in the rockery garden?

Now that he is doing this, all the jade he has carefully embezzled for many years is gone, and there will be no left.

It's over, it's completely over!

In contrast, Tobe Squiro laughed like a stealing cat.

Chu Wu is really a lucky star in the household, she must be transferred! Flip through more, look more, copy a few more corrupt officials, can the treasury still be abundant? Will he still toss and turn and can't sleep because of lack of money, and his hair is about to fall out?

System: [He likes jade, and he is afraid that others will find traces of corruption, so he learned to polish and carve from others. Later, he was pulled by Ma Xu to participate in Yehe, and carved a beep ——, in private, and then beep——]

[After he used this thing, he gave it to Liu Yue, and Liu Yue recommended others to use it after he used it himself. Speaking of which, I have to complain, some people are really not particular about it, at least clean and disinfect it! 】

Chu Wu said again: [Thank you to the system for protecting minors. 】

System: [You're welcome~]

Emperor: "......"

Baiguan: "......"

Vomit –

They really don't understand why some people's hobbies are so special, so unsophisticated, don't they disagree?

Chu Wu sighed deeply: [I only know that men don't love themselves and are unhygienic, but I don't know that they are so unself-loving. What kind of amazing species is this? When humans evolved, didn't they engrave cleanliness and hygiene in their DNA? 】

Emperor:!!!

Hundred Officials: !!

No, no, no, no, no—this is the peculiar behavior of a very few men, and you don't want to rise to all men!

At this point, the men present were furious.

The emperor was in a hurry: "Chu Ping." ”

Chu Ping ate his own green hat melon last night, tossed and turned all night, and ate green hat melon again this morning, the whole person was numb, and he didn't react when he heard the emperor call his name.

"Lord Chu, the emperor called you." A colleague in the Criminal Department pushed him.

Chu Ping hurriedly came out of the ranks: "The minister is here." ”

At the same time, Liu Ziang pushed Chu Wu, "Your father." ”

Look at your dad more, and stop hurting the comments of your colleagues.

Chu Wu: ?

Because of this accident, her complaining voice took a sharp turn: [What's the matter? My dad was prostituted again? 】

The system was stunned for a moment: [Huh? Didn't you? 】

Emperor: "......"

Chu Ping: "......"

Baiguan: "......"

The emperor was silent for a second before he remembered what he was going to say: "Chu Ping, I heard that your family has to take a bath every day in the cold winter and the moon, and the scorching heat in midsummer is even more severe twice a day. ”

Chu Ping was confused, and Chu Wu was also confused: [The emperor still cares about how many times a day the courtiers take a bath? His family doesn't live by the sea, so it's so wide? 】

Click, the emperor gritted the back tooth socket, changed his words, and scolded: "Say! Are you greedy! ”

Chu Ping: ???

Chu Wu: ???

"Wronged!" Chu Ping shouted for himself at a high decibel volume of shouting for help, his voice circled back and forth throughout the court, and anyone could hear him shouting aggrievedly, "The minister's wife and daughter are so good at making money, they can't run out of money, what are they greedy for?" ”

What are you greedy for?

Greedy for what?

This sentence was like an afterword, spinning back and forth 360 degrees in everyone's ears, desperately drilling into their ears.

Be! We know that you are married to a rich lady, and we know that your daughter is very good at business at the age of seven.

But is it necessary for you to show off like this? Is it necessary?!

The emperor who was short of money grinded his back socket fiercely, how could he not have such a wife and daughter who could make money!

The household officials who are short of money are so angry that they tremble, then you have learned a little about how your wife and daughter will make money, and we can transfer you to the household department!

The officials who are not short of money are not good at looking at Chu Ping, they don't see it, you Chu Ping has thick eyebrows and big eyes, you are so good at dazzling!

Chu Wan: "......"

sighed deeply: [I just know that my father's brain is not very good, otherwise he would not have been a five-grade petty official for so many years, but I don't know that his brain is not good to use it to this point! ] 】

Chu Ping: "......" filial piety to his father.

Chu Wan: [People ask you if you are greedy, and you just say that you are not greedy, isn't it good? What is the rich? Don't you think you're dying fast enough? 】

The emperor and the hundred officials nodded frantically: That's it!

Chu Wan: [Even if he is really greedy, as long as he can't come up with conclusive evidence, he won't do anything to you, and you can in turn put a "faint king" and "frame a loyal minister" hat for him, making him notorious, so angry that he doesn't dare to do anything to you. 】

The emperor and the hundred officials are stuck in half of their heads, what is it? You repeat?!