Chu Ping was not frightened by the emperor's questioning whether he was greedy or not, but was scared half to death by his daughter's nonsense.

He didn't dare to refute in court, but only secretly protested in his heart: You said that my brain is not good, and I see that your brain is not good.

The emperor repeatedly took a deep breath to comfort himself: Forget it, don't worry about the child.

"Chu Ping, even I, I am not rich enough to let the slaves take a bath in the cold winter."

Turning the topic back to whether men love cleanliness or not is already the last stubbornness of the emperor.

If Chu Wu dares to scold him for being a "faint king", he will make trouble!

How dare Chu Ping respond to this? How dare he be richer than the emperor?

"Your Majesty, we have a small family, and my daughter loves cleanliness very much, has a habit of cleanliness, and can't stand the appearance of unclean people in front of her."

Chu Wu was outside the hall, and she couldn't see the reaction of the emperor and the others, only the shock of Liu Ziang and the other Hanlin officials beside her.

It's just a cleanliness fetish, are you so shocked?

Liu Ziang was afraid that Chu Wu would find out that something was wrong, so he hurriedly asked, "Is your family really so rich?" ”

Chu Wan: "......"

Thanks to the stupid father, the entire court knows that the Chu family is rich.

She also wants to save it again, and be targeted in the future, "The family has a small population, the house is not big, you don't need to hire a lot of people, most of the food is the output of the Zhuangzi, just buy some clothes or something, the clothes are durable, you don't need to buy them every day, so you don't use it much." ”

Liu Ziang's eyes were full of: I don't believe it.

Chu Wan: "......"

For the safety of the Chu family's life and property, she decided to betray her father: "My father is a small official, there is no entertainment, and the gifts for food, clothing, and gifts are prepared by my mother, and I can save more than half of it by giving him sixty taels a month, of course, I can't use it up." ”

Liu Ziang hissed, extremely curious: "Lord Chu only needs less than thirty taels a month?" That's too little, doesn't he drink? ”

Chu Wu: "The housekeeper opened a tavern, flower wine, fruit wine, sorghum wine, the wine he likes is there, the shopkeeper knows him, and he can record the accounts in the name of the housekeeper by showing his face in the past, and he doesn't need to spend money." ”

Liu Ziang made a jealous voice: "I also want to buy wine without spending money!" ”

He has no other hobbies, but he likes to drink, especially sweet and intoxicating fruit wine, which is very suitable for writing poetry.

Chu Wu sincerely proposed: "Then you can open a tavern first." ”

Liu Ziang: "......" friends.

Wait a minute! He suddenly realized something, "The tavern opened by Ling Mei can't be the 'Hundred Wine Pavilion', right?" ”

Chu Wu nodded: "Lord Liu has heard of it?" ”

Liu Ziang silently clenched his fists, not to mention that he had heard of it, he was still a frequent visitor there.

He praised the Baijiu Pavilion so many times in front of Chu Qin, at least half of the tavern was smashed there every month, and Chu Qin never revealed that the tavern was opened by his sister, so he could go through the back door to buy some limited wine.

That's it, brothers? Brother made of dirt?!

The conversation that took place here was quickly spread by the Jinyi Guard.

Emperor: "......"

Baiguan: "......"

They also want to buy alcohol without spending money!

Chu Ping is such a brainless and talentless fifth-grade petty official, how many blessings have he accumulated in his previous life, so that he can have such a good daughter in this life!

The emperor was sour beyond recognition: "You love to drink, greedy for wine!" ”

It is known that Chu Yue opened a tavern, and the possibility of Chu Ping being greedy for wine is very low, so ...... The hundred officials were clear in their hearts: The emperor wants to know something else, Chu Wu is not easy to ask, so she can only start with Chu Ping.

Sure enough, Chu Ping lived up to expectations: "How is it possible? How can the wine outside be as delicious as the little girl's wine? ”

The emperor's eyes were gloomy: "Oh? For example? ”

Chu Ping: "For example, the ...... of the little girl's filial piety to the minister"

He was about to continue, when he heard the angry voice of his baby daughter: "Damn! Why is my dad stupid like this? When he finished speaking, the emperor said, 'Give me a taste', can he still not give it? 】

Chu Ping suddenly came back to his senses, yes!

The emperor didn't want to drink it, but when Chu Wu said this, he wanted to taste it.

The main theme is a middle-aged rebellion.

"Chu Ping, I ......"

It's a pity that this time Chu Ping's head was bright, and he knew that he couldn't play the emperor, so he immediately surrendered: "Your Majesty, the minister can accept the investigation of Jinyiwei and promise that he has never been corrupted!" ”

Anyway, Jinyi Wei has all lived in the Chu family, so he is not afraid of a few more.

And he believed that the emperor would not dare to really send Jinyi Guards, in case he attracted the attention of Chu Wu and found that there were so many Jinyi Guards at home, and asked the system what was going on, then it would be over.

Chu Ping secretly complacent: My daughter-in-law always dislikes my bad brain, but in fact, I am so witty!

Emperor: "......"

Baiguan: "......"

Not to mention, once this trick comes out, there is really no way to take him.

Who made Chu Ping so rich that he didn't need to be corrupt, and they didn't dare to send Jinyi Wei openly?

The emperor waved his hand, and Chu Ping immediately returned to the queue, and then received an invitation from his colleagues: "Brother Chu, let's drink together after the shift." ”

Chu Ping was about to agree when he remembered something, and his eyes were vigilant: "It's okay to drink, don't covet my collection!" ”

Colleagues: "......" Chu Ping has become smarter, tsk.

Chu Wu was slightly relieved to see that her father had successfully passed this level.

System: [Shall we proceed then?] 】

Chu Wan: [Okay.] 】

The system found out the material that exploded halfway: [Flower willow disease can spread to most of the court, and it is indispensable that many people share it and do not disinfect it. 】

Ma Xu: ?!!

Hao Yucai: ?!!

What did you say? What is willow disease?

When Chu Wu said "no self-love" before, the two of them didn't think about themselves, but when they mentioned "spread throughout most of the court", they suddenly became afraid.

No way? They don't have many times with Liu Yueye, and they don't have anything special on them...... Stuff?

System: [Let's talk about one more one, this one is more explosive.] 】

Emperor:???

Hundred Officials: ???

Aren't the first two explosive enough? Is there anything more fierce?

Rao is the second prince who lives himself as a spring palace map, and he can't think of any more explosive plot in this matter.

Even Ma Xu and Hao Yucai, who are suspected of having willow disease, are attracted by this topic, and there are even talents who play more than them?

System: [This man is a royal historian.] 】

Chu Wan: [Wow-oh-]

The emperor and the hundred officials silently cast their explosive gaze on the many imperial histories of the Imperial History Tower.

Historians: "......"

The Imperial Historian had the right to supervise hundreds of officials, and was the only official position in the imperial court that could talk about whether an official was guilty or not without conclusive evidence.

They are accustomed to impeaching officials for the sake of ordering sesame mung beans, and they look at the officials who are so angry, but it is the first time that the emperor and many colleagues look at them with the teasing eyes of "I didn't expect it" and "let me/this official see, who is so explosive".

But to be honest, they are also curious about when one of them, who is "strict with themselves and harsh with others", mixed in with a mouse!

There are two prefects of the Imperial History Tower, both left and right, both of whom are white-haired old men over sixty years old.

On weekdays, relying on his age, he can touch porcelain casually, and the emperor and hundreds of officials dare not touch their moldy heads, for fear that they will hit the pillar in the hall and splash blood.

At this moment, the faces of the two old men were darker than the bottom of the pot, and the four shining eyes stared at the officials of the Imperial Observatory.

Zuodu Yushi: Let the old man see, which one is so not afraid of spraying!

Youdu Yushi: Heh, the old man has never seen such a person who is not afraid of death, come on!

Historians: "......"

With a smile or a calm face, he scolded his mother frantically in his heart: You beep - look for death by yourself, don't bother us!

The system sold a pass, and did not directly say the person's name: [He, he likes people/wives. 】

As soon as these two words came out, the hearts of many officials in the court tightened.

Except for a few young offspring who have not married a wife yet, who doesn't have a wife? Their wives won't ...... No, no, no, no!

If there is really something to do, then it is not only a matter of cuckold and dignity, but also flower willow disease, which will kill people!

Chu Wan: [What's wrong with liking cheating? ] Still double cheating? 】

Derailment? The emperor and the hundred officials quickly took the seat, which was adultery.

System: [Men, there are always some little fetishes like this.] 】

[For example, Song Lin has a collecting habit, people collect stamps, coins, and bottle caps, and he collects stinky socks that he wears. He also numbered each of the stinky socks and packed them neatly in the box. 】

Chu Wu was full of question marks: [What do you do when you collect stinky socks? 】

System: [Smell it before going to bed, all night until dawn, from now on, insomnia will no longer bother me~]

Emperor: "......"

Baiguan: "......"

Oh, I didn't expect you to have such a weird fetish.

Song Lin of the military department: "......"

Feeling the gaze of the emperor and his colleagues as if he was looking at something magical, the rugged face of the Chinese character almost didn't collapse.

He was neither a prostitute, nor a corrupt man, nor an adultererous man, but he was just collecting a stinky sock.

Doesn't hurt anyone else, at most hurts the box with smelly socks, isn't that okay?! When he smells his smelly socks before going to bed, he deliberately avoids his wife and concubine, isn't that okay?

Song Lin was quite aggrieved, and insomnia was really painful.

Chu Wu was silent for a long time before saying: [I don't understand, but I respect it. 】

That's it! Song Lin nodded frantically, you can not understand, but respect me!

So many colleagues in the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty actually agreed to respect him for a girl named Chu Wu! In view of this, when Chu Wu comes to the military department in the future, he will also help more.

System: [Straight to business.] 】

Chu Wan: [Hmm.] 】

The system exploded a big melon: [Eighty percent of the sons and daughters born to his brother's friend's wife and concubine are his, and the people are all over the world, and he is the heir all over the capital. 】

Chu Wu: [Yushi is awesome! 】

The Emperor of Five Sons and Three Daughters: "......"

Hundreds of officials with few heirs: "......"

Yushi is awesome!

The royal historians who were killed in the wind comment: "......"