As soon as Lu Rulu's invitation was issued, Duan Yezhou didn't have time to react, Yu Zuiwei rushed over first, blocked Duan Yezhou, and glared angrily at Lu Rulu: "Lu Rulu, even if I owe you money, you can't destroy my hope of getting off the list!" ”

Lu Rulu took a step back and kept a safe distance from the angry female college student: "Am I sabotage?" ”

"Why doesn't it count?!" Yu Zuiwei was angry and funny, "You're going to pull your junior brother to join the Single Dog Protection Association, what's the difference between this and cultivating the Ruthless Dao?!" ”

Yu Zuiwei's penetrating voice attracted the attention of the audience, and Yuan Jiujiu couldn't bear it when he heard that the association he had created was said to be ruthless. So, he also joined the group chat: "Senior sister, you can't talk nonsense, how can the ruthless Dao be compared to our association?" Our purpose is to protect – protect! ”

Yu Zuiwei: "Then let me ask you, can you fall in love if you join your association?" ”

Yuan Jiujiu: "Of course you can!" As long as you have a heart to protect single dogs, anyone can join our association! ”

Lu Rulu: "Huh? According to what you say, even if I join the association, it is still possible to meet a young couple and be fed dog food by them? ”

Yuan Jiujiu: "Well, theoretically so, but so far the association is all single dogs......"

In the chaos, Duan Yezhou, the neglected party, finally spoke slowly: "By the way, how does your association protect single dogs?" ”

"On this issue," Yuan Jiujiu's action of taking out his mobile phone was so skillful that it made people feel distressed, "Please look at VCR!" ”

Lu Rulu accompanied Duan Yezhou and Yu Zuiwei to once again enjoy the new video of the Single Dog Protection Association.

After watching it, Yu Zuiwei breathed a sigh of relief, and said in her heart that this video is too stupid, and a boy as tasteful as a junior will definitely not fall into the trap.

Yu Zuiwei stabilized her mentality, pulled the scattered hair behind her ears, and said with a smile: "Senior brother, you have also seen it, their so-called protection association is too unreliable, you ......"

Duan Yezhou didn't seem to hear Yu Zuiwei's words, and saw the sports student slowly raise his head from Yuan Jiujiu's mobile phone, his eyes flashing with a strange brilliance: "Senior, please must, must, let me join your association immediately." ”

Lu Rulu was stunned: "It's really fake." Don't you have to hesitate like me? ”

Duan Yezhou hesitated for a moment and said seriously: "I'm done hesitating, I want to join." ”

Yu Zuiwei: "??? ”

"Duan Yezhou, are you crazy?!" Yu Zuiwei was shocked, "Isn't it okay if I don't chase you in the future, don't do stupid things!" ”

"It has nothing to do with senior sister," Duan Yezhou said, "It's my personal decision." ”

Yu Zuiwei's body shook slightly, covered her chest with her hands, and said in a trance: "What's wrong with the boys in this world......

Lu Rulu was afraid that the duck that had not yet been cooked would fly, so he hurriedly recruited Yuan Jiujiu: "Senior brother, this is the president of our association, you add him WeChat first." ”

"No need," Duan Yezhou picked up his phone, "I'll just add yours." ”

Lu Rulu was shocked again. Duan Yezhou and Yuan Jiujiu are obviously more convenient, why do you have to add him. It can't be because he is a little taller than Yuan Jiujiu.

Something is wrong, do the average straight guy care about the appearance of another guy?

Lu Rulu's high-sensitivity radar to detect gay men moved slightly: Could it be that Duan Yezhou is too?

Duan Yezhou, who had already opened the QR code, saw that Lu Rulu was slow to respond, and asked, "What's wrong with the senior?" ”

Lu Rulu shook his head violently. What is he doing, if he has to doubt someone's sexuality every time he sees a boy, then he is really crazy.

"It's coming!" Lu Rulu took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code of his younger brother, and saw the words "a bowl of wild vegetable porridge".

At the same time, Duan Yezhou also saw Lu Rulu's nickname - taking it as his responsibility to not bend.

President Yuan, who had gained two handsome guys in one day, was happy and immediately shared the good news with other members of the association on WeChat. President Yuan pointed out that the injection of fresh blood is of great significance to the association, and he will hold a grand welcome ceremony for the two newcomers, which will be set for this Sunday.

Lu Rulu didn't want to cultivate himself ruthlessly for the time being...... Tell his four gay friends about his membership in the Single Dog Protection Society. After all, gay men didn't tell him when they secretly fell in love, so he also had his own little secrets, and then when the time was right, he wanted to see them show a shocked and stunned expression than when he knew that his good friend was all bent, and kill gay men by surprise.

However, he almost forgot one thing - he promised to go to the buffet hot pot with Qin Shu this Sunday.

Qin Shu is a sophomore this year, one year younger than him, and he is a strange man with abnormal brain circuits, keen to read Tanmei novels, and knocking male CPs. Not long ago, after almost choking to death by a cherry stem, Qin Shu was greedy for raw pickles and had acute gastroenteritis, and was asked by his boyfriend Xie Lanzhi to eat a light diet for a whole month, and he couldn't stand it today, so he asked him out to eat secretly.

In the hot pot restaurant, it is in full swing, and a steaming small hot pot is boiling in front of each customer. Lu Rulu watched Qin Shu scald the beef balls after the hanging dragon and scalded the beef tripe, and snorted and snorted, and reminded uneasily: "Can you stand it with such a crispy stomach?" ”

"I've long since healed, it's fine." Qin Shu was sweating profusely and said indifferently: "It's just that the taste is too heavy, I can't go home with the smell of hot pot." Brother Lil, let's go to a spa later. ”

Lu Rulu was just about to answer, but Yuan Jiujiu sent a WeChat message to him, telling him the location of the association's orientation ceremony, and asking him to tell Duan Yezhou.

Lu Rulu found [a bowl of wild vegetable porridge] and sent the time and place.

Take the unchanged bend as the responsibility: [Two o'clock in the afternoon, Room 205 of the Xueshen Activity Center. 】

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [I don't know the way, where are you, I'll look for you, you take me with you]

The activity center is a landmark building on campus, and the first stop for freshmen to report is there, Duan Yezhou didn't know where the activity center was...... Suspicious, very suspicious.

The "probe-based" radar in Lu Rulu's brain worked uncontrollably.

If Duan Yezhou knew where the activity center was, then why did he lie - in order for me to take him there?! However, why did Duan Yezhou have to ask me to take him there?

- To have more time with me? He didn't want to add Yuan Jiujiu's WeChat last time, he just wanted to add mine!

No, no, I only met Duan Yezhou once, impossible, absolutely impossible!

Lu Rulu stared at the bottom of the bubbling red oil pot and muttered, "I'm so narcissistic, I seem to be really going crazy." ”

"Brother Lil?" Qin Shu noticed Lu Rulu's strange appearance and said worriedly: "Are you okay?" Do you hear me? ”

Lu Rulu poured a large mouthful of sour plum juice, took a deep breath, and said, "I'm fine." What did you just say? ”

"Oh, do you want to go to the Great Health with me?"

"No, no, no," Lu Rulu made a little lie, "I made an appointment with Chu Cheng to play ball in the afternoon." ”

Qin Shu paused for a moment, and looked at Lu Rulu with strange eyes: "Didn't you look at Ning Ning's circle of friends?" He is going to tutor Chu Cheng for English level 6 today. ”

Ning Ning, Xu Ning, "Ning" in "Ningcheng" CP, Chu Cheng's boyfriend.

Lu Rulu was speechless for a while.

"You have a problem." Qin Shu said firmly, "Say it quickly, why are you lying, what are you going to do in the afternoon?" ”

“…… It's none of your business. ”

"Brother Lil, how can you say such ruthless words?" Qin Shu put on a hurt look, "You're my best friend!" ”

Qin Shu's appearance is clean and cute, like a pampered ragdoll cat in a greenhouse. Facing his sincere and sincere eyes, Lu Rulu was a little soft-hearted and said, "Okay, I can tell you, but you must not tell Xie Lanzhi." ”

"Ah, I'll definitely tell my brother."

"Actually, it's nothing, I'm just a member of the Single Dog Protection Society."

A chicken claw fell from Qin Shu's chopsticks into the bowl: "Huh? ”

Half an hour later, the hot pot had calmed down, but Qin Shu refused to leave, insisting on staying at the hot pot restaurant and waiting for the junior surnamed Duan, and then went with them to attend the welcome ceremony of the Single Dog Protection Association.

"I have to make sure you're part of a regular campus association." Qin Shu said.

After a while, Duan Yezhou came over according to the address sent to him by Lu Rulu. After Lu Rulu introduced him to Qin Shu, Qin Shu said quietly: "Brother Lu, you stand with him like a Q version villain." ”

Lu Rulu was speechless for a while: "You have a Q version that is less than 180 and still have the face to say me?" ”

Qin Shu couldn't understand why the two handsome guys in front of him wanted to join an association that didn't sound very reliable, Duan Yezhou replied, "To add credits." ”

Qin Shu was surprised: "However, isn't only the president of the association in our school qualified to add credits?" ”

Duan Yezhou nodded: "Yes, so my goal is to be the president of the association." ”

Lu Rulu suddenly realized.

No wonder! No wonder Duan Yezhou didn't want to add Yuan Jiujiu's WeChat and only wanted to add me, it turned out that he wanted to usurp Yuan Jiujiu's position.

Everything makes sense! Duan Yezhou is not a gay man, and he doesn't have any thoughts about me. Great, I'm about to have a straight male brother!

"What about Brother Lu?" Qin Shu turned to Lu Rulu, "Why do you want to join the Single Dog Protection Association." ”

"What do you say?" Lu Rulu sneered, "It's not because you four gay men stimulate me every day. ”

Qin Shu looked confused: "Do we have it?" ”

Lu Rulu pointed to his ear: "You call Xie Lanzhi 'husband' in front of me every day, do you treat me as 'little deaf Lu'." ”

Qin Shu was dumbfounded: "I'm not no, I'm not!" He was so wronged that he couldn't plunge into the hot pot base to prove his innocence, "When did I call Xie Lanzhi 'husband' in front of you?" I don't even call him 'husband' much! ”

"Don't you call it much? That's still called. Lu Rulu keenly grasped the point, and asked cheaply: "When do you usually call?" ”

Qin Shu choked for a moment, and then said no loudly: "You go away!" I don't want to answer this question! ”

Qin Shu's reaction suddenly made Lu Rulu find the fun of teasing the young couple. Not only did he not walk away, but instead pursued after the victory: "Will Xie Lanzhi call you 'wife'?"

Qin Shu said frantically: "No! Ahhhhh Anyway, I didn't call him husband in front of you! ”

Lu Rulu snorted coldly: "Are you or not, you are called 'brother'." But! What's the difference between your tone, your eyes, and your expression and calling your husband? Will Zhang Fei call Guan Yu 'brother' like you? ”

Qin Shu's eyes widened in disbelief, and he stopped talking and stopped talking several times, and finally concluded his statement: "Brother Lu, you are so sensitive to a straight man!" You're all over the body! ”

"You're embarrassed to say it. Do you want to know who made Lu Rulu like this? Lu Rulu raised his chopsticks and complained bloodily: "You, Xie Lanzhi, Chu Cheng, Xu Ning - each of you can't escape responsibility!" ”

I think how much he trusted his friends in the first place. Before the two little couples came out of the closet, he was happy every time the five-person team was built, and when he saw Xie Lanzhi and Qin Shu getting together and whispering, he shouted, "I have to listen to what you are saying"; Seeing Xu Ning and Chu Cheng walking towards a place where there was no one, he followed with an arrow and said, "Where are you going, count me as one."

It's so stupid, and in retrospect, he had the urge to knock himself on the skull.

Qin Shu couldn't cry or laugh, considering that Lu Rulu had saved his life, he decided to bow his head for the first time for friendship: "Okay, then as long as you are here in the future, I won't call Xie Lanzhi 'brother' anymore, I will call him by his name, are you satisfied, a sensitive straight man?" ”

Lu Rulu squinted his eyes, imagining the picture of his junior brother calling his husband's name, and sighed: "It's not a matter of title, it's a matter of expression and tone." ”

Qin Shu sang angrily: "What else do you want me to do?" How?! You must not be at my wedding! *”

Duan Yezhou, who was watching the excitement from the sidelines, said unexpectedly: "If Senior Lu is really that sensitive, you may be able to try to call your husband by the last four digits of the mobile phone." ”

Qin Shu: "??? ”

Lu Rulu: "!! ”

Lu Rulu cast a shocked gaze at Duan Yezhou: "Senior brother, you are professional in beating young couples. ”

Duan Yezhou said modestly: "Pass the award." ”

Qin Shu was silent for a moment, and asked cautiously, "Senior Brother Duan, you are actually a black-bellied, right?" ”

"Huh?" Duan Yezhou's eyes widened, revealing a puzzled expression, and said to Lu Rulu: "Senior, I just kindly suggested, why did Senior Qin Shu say that I have a black belly." ”

Duan Yezhou's face was really a little foul, and his confused appearance made people inexplicably aggrieved for him, and couldn't help but want to do justice for him. Lu Rulu looked at Qin Shu condemningly: "It's too much." ”

Qin Shu: "......! "Good guy, didn't you say that you are very sensitive, Brother Lu, can't you see what means this Senior Brother Duan is using!

At this time, Qin Shu's mobile phone on the table vibrate, and the word "boyfriend" was displayed on the big screen.

The two single dogs raised their heads at the same time, and cast expectant glances at Qin Shu, as if to say: Don't let us down, it's difficult for us single dogs.

I saw Qin Shushu pick up his mobile phone expressionlessly, press the answer button, and say in an AI-like mechanical voice: "Hey, is it 1274?" I'm 4721. ”