Lu Rulu's hearing was enough to hear Xie Lanzhi's voice coming from Qin Shu's mobile phone, but Xie Lanzhi seemed to be speechless by Qin Shu, and he didn't say a word for a long time.

"you, Xiao Qinshu!" Lu Rulu was quite moved, "Thank you, I was moved." ”

Lu Rulu knows that heavy color and light friends are one of the necessary skills for every true love couple, and it is also an uncontrollable passive trigger skill, which he respects and understands. But he never expected that Qin Shu would be willing to call his husband by the last four digits of his mobile phone for him!

This is a friendship that is old enough to be wasted.

Qin Shu covered the microphone of his mobile phone and whispered, "Brother Li, am I your best friend now?" ”

As soon as Lu Rulu was about to answer, he heard Duan Yezhou sneer: "1274 and 4721, you even match the end number of your mobile phone, you are worthy of being a little couple." ”

Lu Rulu woke up like a dream: Damn, it's true! These scheming gays!

Qin Shu froze, and said in his heart I have no intention of showing affection, but brother, why do you want to find dog food to eat by yourself? Are you just as sensitive as Brother Lil?!

When the words came to his lips, Lu Rulu fell into deep thought. In all fairness, friends are in no particular order in his heart, but he must choose, and he is more than happy to join the "attack group". One reason is that he is the same age as those two attackers, and the other reason is that those two are a little naïve, and as a junior, he is not a person who is mature and stable.

"I'm sorry," Lu Rulu said regretfully, "my best friend should still be your husband." ”

Qin Shu said angrily: "Lu Rulu, you don't have a heart, you ......"

Halfway through Qin Shu's reprimand, a group of new customers entered the hot pot restaurant, and the waiter's angry voice then sounded: "Welcome to the cat's paw self-service hot pot, how many are there?" ”

Qin Shu's face turned pale.

"Book of Qin." Xie Lanzhi's voice finally rang on the phone, and he didn't ask Qin Shu why he suddenly called himself "1274", but asked, "Are you eating hot pot?" ”

"No, 1274 - brother, brother!" Qin Shu covered his mouth with his hands, and ran away while whispering: "You listen to my explanation, I was forced by them!" They are more than ...... points."

Duan Yezhou and Lu Rulu glanced at each other. Lu Rulu shrugged: "I don't think he will come back, let's go." ”

Lu Rulu settled the account, took Duan Yezhou back to school, and walked towards the student activity center.

Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou only met for the second time, and the WeChat chat record was only three lines. Two boys who are not familiar with each other walk side by side on campus, and they communicate quite politely. When they can scold each other for being stupid without any scruples, make cheap mistakes in front of each other, and force each other to call themselves dad, the friendship between straight men can be truly established.

From the small talk, Lu Rulu learned that Duan Yezhou was a freshman this year, just turned eighteen years old, and was admitted to their school as a sports student, focusing on freestyle. As soon as Lu Rulu heard his professionalism, he instantly wondered where his good figure came from.

"By the way," Lu Rulu asked curiously, "Why don't you know where the activity center is, isn't the swimming pool just behind the activity center?" ”

"Hmm......" Duan Yezhou lowered his eyes, as if thinking about how to answer this question. After a while, he said, "Senior, can I call you 'Brother Lu' like them in the future?" ”

Lu Rulu's expression froze.

Damn, why do you want to change the subject? Is this question hard to answer? Tell me, why don't you know the way? Even if you say "I'm a super road idiot", I will believe you!

Lu Rulu smiled slightly: "Of course you can." ”

The two found room 205 in the activity center, the door of the classroom was closed, and the lights could be seen through the crack in the door.

Lu Rulu whispered: "You say, how many people will be inside." ”

Duan Yezhou guessed: "Ten or twenty? ”

That's not a lot. Looking at Yuan Jiujiu's enthusiasm and enthusiasm for this welcome ceremony, what awaits them in the classroom must be flowers and applause.

Lu Rulu straightened his collar and pushed the door in, ready to welcome the first single dog protection meeting in his life.

The two walked into the classroom one after the other, and the applause immediately rang out, sparsely and sparsely, and the people who could hear the applause trying to create an atmosphere of warm welcome had done their best.

？？？

What about the flowers and applause?

Lu Rulu fixed his eyes and saw that in addition to him and Duan Yezhou in the classroom, there were a total of ...... Two people, one is Yuan Jiujiu, and the other is a girl.

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!" With a smile on his face, Yuan Jiujiu stepped forward and shook Lu Rulu's hand, "Welcome Senior Lu and Senior Duan to join our Single Dog Protection Association!" Please allow me to introduce to you the secretary of our association, Mi Fei, a sophomore in the Department of Mathematics. ”

Mi Fei, who had black bangs, lifted the eyes on the bridge of his nose and nodded at them expressionlessly, especially like the three no-girl girls who came out of the comics: no mouth, no heart, and no expression.

Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou looked at each other. Duan Yezhou glanced around twice, and asked uncertainly, "What about the others?" ”

Yuan Jiujiu still maintained a dignified and generous smile: "There is no one else." ”

Lu Rulu couldn't believe it, and his eyes widened: "However, there are three people in the VCR just for publicity!" ”

Yuan Jiujiu smiled and said, "Oh, that." I played the ABC of college students, and Mi Fei was very good at makeup. ”

In order to prove himself, Mi Fei lowered his head and opened his bag, and then swished out three makeup brushes, a lipstick and two eyebrow pencils.

Lu Rulu trembled and said, "Wait a minute, college student B is a girl!" ”

What the hell is going on?

Yuan Jiujiu saw Lu Rulu's expression of "I've been deceived into getting on the thief ship", and hurriedly said: "What is said in the VCR is all real events, there were four people in our association before, and then those two people looked at each other and got off the list together, and Mi Fei and I were left in the association." But now that you're here, we've got four more of us! ”

Lu Rulu: "......"

Duan Yezhou: "......"

Lu Rulu said weakly: "Is it too late for me to run now?" ”

"It's too late!" Yuan Jiujiu held Lu Rulu's hand tightly and said with high morale: "From now on, the four of us will be the umbrella of all single dogs in Jiaotong University!" ”

Lu Rulu looked at Yuan Jiujiu and opened his mouth, but he couldn't hold back a word for a long time. In Yuan's long-awaited, sincere and pleading gaze, Lu Rulu closed his mouth again. He pulled Duan Yezhou aside and took a step to talk: "Senior brother, what do you think?" ”

Duan Yezhou said the classic four words: "It's all here." ”

"But would an association school of this magnitude admit it?" Lu Rulu said worriedly, "What about your credits." ”

"What credits?"

"Didn't you say you joined the Single Dog Association just to get more credits?"

Duan Yezhou smiled: "I said nonsense, Brother Lu actually believes it." I look like someone who lacks that credit? ”

Lu Rulu: "...... "If you don't want to usurp the throne and add credits, why don't you add Yuan Jiujiu's WeChat and only add mine, you are so difficult to understand, junior brother!"

"This association should have nothing to do in normal times, and it won't delay too much time." Duan Yezhou said, "Add it, add it, it's really unreliable and then retreat." ”

Lu Rulu pressed his eyebrows: "Okay." ”

So, the two stayed and became members of the Single Dog Protection Association Nos. 003 and No. 004.

Yuan Jiujiu, who had a smile on his face, announced the official start of the orientation party. The four sat around, introduced themselves, got to know each other, and took turns telling the reason why they chose the Single Dog Protection Society.

Needless to say, the reason why Lu Rulu chose to join the association is that he is recognized by Jiaotong University as the man who eats the most dog food.

And the reason why Yuan Jiujiu founded the association is also very simple, his first boyfriend, who has been dating since high school, went to study abroad with Bai Yueguang, Yuan Jiujiu was shocked to find that he was a stand-in, and since then he has seen through the red dust, sealed his heart and locked his love, and walked at the forefront of singleness.

As for the reason why Mi Fei joined the association - Mi Fei didn't say much, stood up and sent an A4 piece of paper to Lu Rulu and Duan Yezhou, with a long list of chat records printed on it, and the two sides of the chat were Mi Fei and her best friend:

Girlfriend: [You say, why did he contact me after the breakup?] 】

Mi Fei: [Because he can't forget you]

Girlfriend: [You said, he has a new girlfriend, why did he ask me out for dinner?] 】

Mi Fei: [Because he likes you]

Girlfriend: [His new girlfriend is very bad for him, I feel sorry for him]

Mi Fei: [Come on, you still have a chance]

- Mi Fei is obviously breaking the jar and breaking it.

"What about you?" Lu Rulu asked Duan Yezhou, "You didn't join the Single Dog Association for credits, but for the sake of credits." ”

Duan Yezhou said: "I thought it was quite interesting, so I joined." ”

Lu Rulu let out an "oh", and said in his heart, what you said is equivalent to saying it in vain.

"Good!" Yuan Jiujiu said, "Now, I have asked the secretary to present the association badge to the two new students. ”

Lu Rulu was surprised: "Is there still a badge?" ”

"Of course!" Yuan Jiujiu said with a smile, "It's all said that we are a formal association. ”

After cosmetics and A4 paper, Mi Fei took out four more badges from her bag. The badge is round and depicts the head of a Shiba Inu wearing sunglasses, and on the dog's head is written the English abbreviation of the association: S.D.P.A (Single Dog Protection Association).

Lu Rulu said in his heart, sure enough, as soon as he used an English abbreviation, anything could become a little taller. When HR asks him about his college life when he is looking for a job in the future, he can proudly and proudly say that he is the number three person in S.D.P.A.

Mi Fei handed the badge to Duan Yezhou and motioned for him to bring it now. While Duan Yezhou was observing the gadget, Lu Rulu touched Yuan Jiujiu with his elbow and said in a low voice: "Jiujiu, from your professional male eyes, do you think Duan Yezhou is straight?" ”

"Senior, you just want a straight boyfriend so much?" Yuan Jiujiu smiled bitterly, "Are you discriminatory?" ”

"Divide your size." Lu Rulu is straightforward and strong, "What's wrong with me wanting to have one or two straight boyfriends?" I won't talk about the four gay men in Lan Shu Ningcheng, I finally met a new one of you before, and it turned out that you are also a gay man. I want to be the godfather of my brother's children in the future! ”

Yuan Jiujiu glanced at Duan Yezhou, lowered his voice and said, "Then with my sixth sense, I think Duan Yezhou is straight." Before Lu Rulu had time to be happy, Yuan Jiujiu changed his words, "But there is one thing that seniors don't forget." You, Lu Rulu, but no matter where you go, you can bend your good friend's physique. ”

Lu Rulu was not happy, and said stiffly: "I don't have all my good friends who are gay, okay." I have a young man who has known him for more than ten years, and I saw him have two girlfriends in high school alone. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Rulu's mobile phone vibrate, and it was a coincidence that it was his WeChat message.

Fa Xiao: [Brother, you are my best brother. There's something I want you to be the first to know]

Fa Xiao: [I got a boyfriend (shy) (shy) (shy) (shy)]

Lu Rulu stared at the screen, trembling all over, and his hands were numb.

Take the bend as your responsibility: [You must be joking, or you have lost the risk. Laughing to death, the little carving insect trick still wants to lie to me]

Fa Xiao: [I'm serious! Do you want me to send you a picture of me kissing my boyfriend and me? 】

Take the bend as the responsibility: [NO - don't!] Get out, get away!! 】

Hair small: [(picture)]

Fa Xiao: [Please bless!] 】

Take the invariant bend as the responsibility: [..............................]

Ah, my eyes!

Lu Rulu was immersed in the "bad news" of his last straight brother defecting to the straight man camp, and he couldn't slow down.

According to unscientific research, homosexuality accounts for about 5% of the population, but Lu Rulu flipped through his WeChat, and among the nine people he contacted recently, except for his parents and Duan Yezhou, the others were gays, accounting for an astonishing 66.67%!

Why? Why？ Docede*? Could it really be that Yuan Jiujiu said that he has a special ability to bend his friends?