After class on Monday, Lu Rulu and Xie Lanzhi walked in the bustling corridor, one holding a copy of "Principles of Compilation" in their hands.

Generally speaking, Lu Rulu spends more time playing with the "group" on weekends, but on weekdays, he will get closer to the "attack group", especially Xie Lanzhi, the two are classmates, the courses are almost the same, and it is difficult not to meet.

"I don't know if it's useful to worship God in this situation." Lu Rulu said with a sad face, "You know, it is the kind of god that symbolizes straight men, and after worshipping, he can bless Duan Yezhou without bending." ”

Xie Lanzhi looked down at his phone and said casually: "I suggest that you go and worship a river god first." ”

Lu Rulu was stunned: "How can you say this?" ”

"It's about to take a swimming test, and if you still want to graduate, you need the river god to protect you from sinking to the bottom of the river."

"The swimming test is not in the river." Lu Rulu said, "According to what you say, I should go and worship the god of the pool, the god of the pool!" ”

Xie Lanzhi put his mobile phone in his pocket and said, "You worship." I'll go first, I'll see you later. ”

Lu Rulu asked, "Where are you going?" ”

Xie Lanzhi glanced at him and said lightly, "Go pick up 4721 for dinner." ”

Lu Rulu couldn't help but smile and said, "If you go slowly, you won't send it." Don't forget to send 4721 after eating, he promised to teach me how to swim. ”

Xie Lanzhi: "Hmm. ”

"That's right, Brother Lan." Lu Rulu was about to move, "Do you call the little love letter 'wife' in private?" ”

"......" Xie Lanzhi said coolly: "If you are really so idle, you can do the PPT of the group homework." ”

The world is so big, there are always a few "weird" universities that require students to pass a swimming test in order to graduate, and their school is one of them. 100 meters for boys and 50 meters for girls, there is no prescribed swimming style, as long as you can swim to the finish line, you can use a dog planer. The problem is that he can't even dig a dog, and he can't help but get up and shout "give me a towel" when he buries his face in the water for five seconds.

When he was a freshman, Xie Lanzhi taught him to swim, but he gave up after only teaching for an hour, and threw him a sentence "You may not graduate". After that time, no matter how he stalked and kept low, Xie Lanzhi never agreed to teach him again.

In this way, his swimming test dragged from his freshman year to his junior year, and he was left with little time. Xie Lanzhi's unfinished teaching tasks will be inherited by his wife, Qin Shu.

Lu Rulu returned to the dormitory, and while cursing the garbage school to close quickly, he rummaged through the cabinets and found his long-gray swimming trunks and swimming cap. Before going out, Qin Shu sent a WeChat message.

Qin Shu: [Brother Lu, 1274 conveyed your words to me. But are you sure you want me to teach you how to swim? You all know Duan Yezhou! (stunned)】

Take the unchanged bend as the responsibility: [Kill the chicken with a cattle slaughtering knife, teach me why I need Duan Yezhou. Besides, Duan Yezhou and I just met, so I'm embarrassed to trouble people]

Qin Shu: [But if you want to develop a long-term straight male relationship with him, then you should have more contact. You can ask him if he has time, whether he agrees or not, invite him to spend New Year's Day with us, I have a treat~]

Take the bend as the responsibility: [the cost is not a problem]

Although Lu Rulu is not like the rich second generation of the mine in his family like 1274 and 4721, his grandfather's old house in the third ring of the capital was demolished a few years ago, and his father is an only child, so he likes to carry two sets of four-bedroom and two-living rooms as soon as he becomes an adult. In the past few years, he has been studying in the south, and the house in the capital has been rented out when no one lives in it, and the monthly rent is his monthly living expenses.

Qin Shu: [So the question is? 】

Take the invariance of bending as his responsibility: [I can't hide it, with my weird physique, I have a hunch that if I get too close to Duan Yezhou, he will bend (laughing and crying)]

Qin Shu: [Don't worry, Brother Lu, you can't bend straight, and you can't bend straight. You're with us every day, aren't you bent too]

Take not bending as his responsibility: [But I don't know if he's straight or bent now, it's too presumptuous to ask him directly]

Qin Shu: [Oh, it's presumptuous to ask him about his sexual orientation? Why didn't you feel presumptuous when you forced me to call me brother 1274! 】

Take the bend as the responsibility: [How can this be the same!] How long have we known each other, and how long have I known him! 】

Qin Shu: [Okay, in fact, it is not difficult to deduce Duan Yezhou's orientation. First of all, is Duan Yezhou from Chengdu? 】

Take the invariant bend as the responsibility: [What do you mean, stereotype? Regional discrimination?? 】

Qin Shu: [Then you find an excuse to send him a photo of his abs and see how he reacts]

Take the invariant bend as the responsibility: [What? You're asking me to show a swimming gym student my pathetic abs?! 】

Qin Shu: [I mean, gay men and straight men react differently when they see a handsome guy's abs, and you can take the opportunity to judge his sexual orientation]

And this kind of thing?

Reason told Lu Rulu that Qin Shu's brain circuit was different from ordinary people, and his ideas were mostly rancid. But when I think about it, it seems to make some sense. Just like straight men and gay men react differently when they see beautiful girls, abs are probably different things in the eyes of straight men and gay men?

Experimentation is the only criterion for testing truth.

Lu Rulu washed and changed into swimming trunks, took a shallow selfie in the mirror, and sent it to three people at the same time: Yuan Jiujiu, a golfer with a girlfriend, and Duan Yezhou.

After a short time, the three people replied to him one after another.

Take the constant bend as the responsibility: [See how my new swim trunks [picture]]

Yuan Jiujiu: [The heart is like water, the clear water is the heart, the breeze does not rise, and the waves are not alarmed...... The poisonous dragon is gone, and I don't know what to do. 】

Take the constant bend as the responsibility: [See how my new swim trunks [picture]]

Golfer: [Okay, okay, I know you have abs, what are you showing off, I have (white eyes) when I practice]

Take the constant bend as the responsibility: [See how my new swim trunks [picture]]

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [Where's your swimming trunks?] I didn't see it]

The words "What about your swim trunks" are like a golden legendary light, which makes Lu Rulu's eyes shine: What is professional, this is called professional!

Take the bend as your responsibility: [By the way, junior brother, where are you from? 】

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [Jiangsu]

Jiangsu is good! Many of China's famous swimmers are from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai.

Take the invariance as a responsibility: [Can you teach me to swim?] 】

A bowl of wild vegetable porridge: [Yes]

At eight o'clock in the evening, Lu Rulu came to the school's indoor swimming pool as promised.

At this time, the daily training of the school's men's swimming team had just ended, and tall sports students in swimming trunks could be seen walking around the pool, each with abs and water droplets on them. If Yuan Jiujiu saw this scene, I am afraid that he would not be able to clear his heart after reciting the "Pure Heart Mantra" a hundred times.

Lu Rulu stood on the edge of the pool and looked at it for a while, but he didn't find Duan Yezhou's figure, and turned his gaze to the pool again.

The pool is divided into deep and shallow waters, with the deep water reaching a depth of up to two meters, a depth that landlubbers like Lu Rulu cannot reach. There were a few boys swimming in the pool, all of them wearing swimming caps and goggles, and Lu Rulu couldn't recognize who Duan Yezhou was.

Suddenly, the nearest swim lane made a splash, and a head popped out of the splash, followed by broad shoulders and an inverted triangle-shaped abdomen: "Good evening, Brother Lil." ”

Even straight men have to admire Duan Yezhou's figure like a walking hanger. Probably because most of the training is indoors, Duan Yezhou is not only not black, but has a pale complexion, his muscles are strong and smooth and he does not look strong, and his upper body floats on the surface of the water, like a mermaid in the deep sea.

Duan Yezhou pushed the swimming goggles to his forehead, his black hair was all stuffed in the swimming cap, without the modification of the hairstyle, his eyes were even deeper, and when he looked at it with moist moisture, it was really breathtaking.

Lu Rulu smiled politely, squatted down and spoke to Duan Yezhou: "Are you still training?" Or I'll come back later. ”

"No, the training is over." Duan Yezhou propped his hands on the edge of the pool, and with a little bit of strength, he easily went ashore: "Please help me get a towel, it's on the chair behind you, thank you." ”

Lu Rulu: "You're welcome. ”

Tut-tut, listen, "good evening", "trouble", "thank you", "you're welcome", how polite and qualitative his communication with Duan Yezhou was. If Chu Cheng asked him to take the towel, he would probably say "Don't take it, don't you have your own hands" while giving it to him.

Lu Rulu turned around and saw Duan Yezhou's towel, on which was a silver chain - a delicate and simple cross.

Lu Rulu handed the towel and cross to Duan Yezhou and asked, "Are you religious?" ”

Duan Yezhou took the cross and put it on: "I don't believe it, but my grandmother believes it, she has to wear it." ”

The picture of the walking hanger naked/naked upper body, but there is a cross on the chest is really a bit Gu, and the straight man can't help but look at it twice.

Although the indoor swimming pool is air-conditioned, the temperature in December is no joke. Lu Rulu just wanted to remind Duan Yezhou to beware of catching a cold, when a boy who had already put on a down jacket came over and said to Duan Yezhou, "I'm not going back to the dormitory tonight." ”

Duan Yezhou nodded and introduced to Lu Rulu: "Brother Lu, this is my roommate, teammate and former dinner partner, Hong Ziqian." ”

Dinner starter? Former? Why not tie it now.

Before Lu Rulu could say "Hello, thank you for your contribution to our school's sports", Hong Ziqian's eyes suddenly lit up and shouted: "Baby! ”

When Lu Rulu was dumbfounded, a voice sounded behind him: "Qianqian! ”

Lu Rulu looked back and saw a petite and cute girl rushing in their direction, and it was Hong Ziqian's girlfriend.

Hong Ziqian rushed forward: "Baby beware, the ground is slippery!" ”

The girl plunged into Hong Ziqian's arms and said excitedly: "Qianqian, my subject two has finally passed!" ”

Hong Ziqian picked up the girl and spun in circles: "Great! The baby is so powerful, he only passed the test five times! ”

Lu Rulu hadn't seen a young couple of the opposite sex show affection in front of him for a long time, and he actually felt that it was very pleasing to the eye. Hong Ziqian and his girlfriend have the cutest height difference and body difference, and the scene of hugging each other in circles is quite like that, much better than some idol dramas.

Duan Yezhou didn't seem to appreciate it, and whispered to Lu Rulu: "We'd better stay away from them, this position is a bit unlucky." ”

Lu Rulu asked curiously, "Why?" Lying—"

Before he could "groove" out, the outer thigh was suddenly swept away by the girl's twisting legs, and he instinctively dodged back, but his feet slipped-

Poof.

The girl exclaimed, "Let me go, someone has fallen into the water!" ”

Hong Ziqian: "What?!" ”

Duan Yezhou glanced at Hong Ziqian coldly, threw down the towel and the sentence "You are really unlucky", and quickly jumped into the water.

Lu Rulu just fell into the deep water, still facing the ceiling, and the whole person kept sinking.

This is in an indoor swimming pool, and some are swimmers, Lu Rulu knows that he will definitely be fine, and he can get up by grabbing a floating line. But it happened so suddenly that he didn't have time to react before the pool water poured into his mouth and nose. The landlubber's great fear of water was in his heart, and he was still wearing a heavy winter coat, and his sweater became extremely heavy after absorbing water, which seriously affected his self-rescue.

Lu Rulu choked on a big mouthful of water, so uncomfortable that he didn't know what to do, and he reached out to scratch it, but he couldn't grasp the floating line that was close at hand.

Rescue, save the child......

Just as he was about to choke on his second mouthful, he felt his waist be held by a pair of strong hands, and then a force brought him to the surface.

"Ahem, ahem—"

Lu Rulu coughed violently, coughing until he couldn't open his eyes, and tears came out.

Duan Yezhou hugged him behind him, held his hand and led him to grab the floating line: "Brother Lu, are you okay?" ”

Lu Rulu slowed down for a long time before he reluctantly recovered, and said with difficulty: "I'm fine, I'm still awake." Probably in the brain, he added: "I don't need artificial respiration......

Duan Yezhou was stunned for a moment, and his expression gradually disappeared: "No one wants to artificially respirate you, thank you." ”

The little couple squatted on the edge of the pool, and apologized again and again with guilt: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we didn't mean to!" ”

"Of course you didn't mean to." Duan Yezhou smiled slightly, "It's the same as the last time you were playing in the dormitory, bumping into me who was eating, and knocking my doughnut off." ”

Lu Rulu looked at Duan Yezhou with tears, and then at Hong Ziqian and his girlfriend who was held in his arms, and suddenly had an epiphany.

It turns out that this is the real reason why Duan Yezhou joined S.D.P.A! No wonder Hong Ziqian will be a "partner for the first meal"!

As if he had been wandering on the earth for 10,000 years and finally found an alien of the same kind, Lu Rulu held Duan Yezhou's hand tightly: "Why should we have known each other when we have met. If you don't dislike it, let me be your food partner in the future! ”

Duan Yezhou was speechless and funny: "Let's take a ride, you rest first and don't talk too much, and we'll take it slowly in the future." ”

"You too...... Don't say such things," The feeling of choking on water was too uncomfortable, Lu Rulu leaned weakly into Duan Yezhou's arms, and closed his eyes in pain, "Given our current posture, I feel that we are a little ambiguous." ”

Duan Yezhou raised his hand to cover his eyes, asking him to gently close his eyes in peace, and he didn't speak as politely as he did just now, and even gave him a nickname: "Shut up, Brother Sensitive." ”