Chapter 100: Capital

"Huh, Yu red dress...... Overcome...... Why do you seem to have heard these two names somewhere? And there is a feeling of thunder in my ears...... Brother Guo, I just asked you a question about the Immortal Princess, why are you getting worse and worse...... Don't you deliberately bluff people there...... Bluff monsters!" After Huang Banxian and the Mouse King glanced at each other with a tacit understanding, not only did a look of deep suspicion appear on their faces, but they were even more angry in their hearts: "What are you pretending to be! Your true identity must be a mess, so you deliberately said the two most ruthless people on the human side to scare us? Do you think that we monsters are all stupid money...... Not much...... Hmph, you're at most a loser on the Terran side, ruined, and so poor that you're about to fall into the eyes of money...... Don't recite your lines in front of us!"

"Brother Guo, you don't have any ideological baggage! It's not your fault that you're from a humble background! Don't worry...... Huang Banxian and I are actually real monsters, since we have already agreed to go to the Central Plains with you...... I will always follow you!" The rivers and lakes are really sinister, what Wu Guo just said, is now being returned by the mouse king! The little mouse's eyes flickered for a while, and finally whispered: "At least...... Before we met a more powerful and wealthy big brother...... I'm sure I'll always follow you!Well, the main thing is that I'm afraid that you won't be able to cover us in the future, and you've wronged the little cat girl!"

"Well, the mouse king is right! In fact, worshipping the eldest brother is similar to being an official, except that one worships the eldest brother of the rivers and lakes, and the other worships the eldest brother of the imperial court! It's like climbing stairs, you need to climb up one step at a time! Hehe, we will worship you as the eldest brother of the rivers and lakes now, and then ride a donkey to find a donkey, I don't believe that I won't be able to find a more stylish Jianghu boss in the future!" Regarding the opinion of the mouse king, Huang Banxian naturally raised his hands in approval!"But the ugly words have to be said in front! No matter how poor you are, you must ensure that I have a chicken to eat every day! This is the bottom limit! Well, a big brother who doesn't eat chicken with his little brother is not a good big brother in the rivers and lakes!"

"Phew! It turns out that you two monsters are grass on the wall! Tell you! Don't look at Brother Guo, I usually have no smiling smiles, but in fact, my identity is amazing! Don't believe it? Don't say I don't know, I will scare you when I say it!" Wu Guo suddenly became furious.

"Brother Guo, don't be foolish! Although my brain is not very bright sometimes, my beard is there! I have eaten more soybean grains than you have ever eaten rice grains...... The soybean gas that has been spit out is ...... than you Although you always boast that you are approachable or something, but I don't believe it! Hehe, those people in the world who are kind on the surface and have nothing to do are either traitors or thieves...... Well, it seems to be me and the mouse king!" No matter how the harmful fruit boasted, Huang Banxian, who seemed to have eaten the scales, didn't believe it at all: "What? I don't accept it in my heart, right? If you don't accept it, you will continue to brag! I and the mouse king are now sitting here watching you brag about yourself!"

"Blow...... Blow you big-headed ghost!" Wu Guo didn't suddenly realize until this time, and almost didn't go out on the spot: "It's really a demon biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people!" I originally wanted to take these two shrimp soldiers and crabs to the Central Plains to see the world...... It's better now! Let them dislike it first! Phew! I'll take you a little gold and silver treasure first, what's wrong? You don't have to pay money to sign up for a tour group!"

"I'm tired, I have the kung fu to talk nonsense, so I might as well hurry home and act!" the little mouse rolled his eyes angrily.

"I'm sleepy, I have the time to listen to others talk nonsense, it's better to find a place to sleep beautifully!" Huang Banxian also yawned lazily.

"Phew! What are you going back to! What are you sleeping! You two are good at stealing food in the middle of the night, but now you are coming to cheat and play tricks with me! I haven't told you yet! It's getting late today, that's it, it's the first time in my life to accept a little brother, and you are also worshipping the eldest brother for the first time, so let's talk openly now, and if you have any questions, just ask! When everything is clear, I'll talk to you carefully about tomorrow's play! We will return to Mouse Mountain together in the second half of the night, and act for that little cat girl early tomorrow morning! I've already finished the little mouse's life's life, and I have a few other important things to do! I won't have time to accompany you two foolish monsters in the future!" Wu Guo saw that the two monsters didn't enter, and he was so angry that he just wanted to report to his home, his eyes rolled, but he changed his words: "What's so great about Zhan Hongyan in the tiger prison! Although she ...... Well, it's a bit powerful, but there is also a Xiao Cai Zhenren on the Northwest Lady, the Queen of Tanhua! Tell me about it! In the land of demons, which is the name of the Queen of Tanhua or the Immortal Princess, is more resounding?"

"The little bad guy has always been smiling and has no smiling smiling...... It's good this time, but I was disgusted by the two monsters!Phew! Now I must have no bottom in my heart, so I will pull me to be the back first!" Cai Su was really angry and very curious, so he repeated the trick and hid aside just to eavesdrop with his ears pricked up.

"Brother Guo, can you do it? I have a life like a play...... Do you still have the heart to tell us about the play?" Huang Banxian pursed his lips, tilted his head and thought about it again, and said categorically: "As for the Xiao Cai Zhenren who is sitting on the Niangzi Pass...... Although I heard that the martial arts were extremely powerful, she was always alone; the princess of the family had thousands of elites in the Immortal Army! One only liked to fight alone, but the other had thousands of younger brothers who could fight well...... Needless to say, the prestige of the Immortal Princess is naturally far above that of the Queen of Tanhua!"

"Well! Huang Banxian is reasonable! Brother Guo, I am also very suspicious of your identity! I wanted to talk about you when you were rummaging through the boxes in my house just now...... Although you are usually approachable, it is because you always want to get close to others, and then secretly take advantage! Everywhere you go, your eyes are turning around, and your eyes are even more thieves than our rat clans, and you are clearly a gold-touching captain who wants to dig three feet into the ground!"

"Phew! In addition to a stone bed, there are only a few stone tables and stone benches in your house, and where did you get the boxes! I came all the way to the Demon Land, how did I meet you two incorrigible fools!" Wu Guo was furious, sparing him to be full of wisdom on weekdays, but at this time, there was nothing to be done in the face of the two confused monsters in front of him! If it weren't for the need for the Mouse King to steal those two divine swords, now I really want to wave my hand to wipe them out! In the end, he could only look at Cai Suzhen helplessly, and said with a wry smile: " Really, if you don't say a few words for me now...... I'm really going to be a grave robber that everyone shouts at!"

"Hmph, what help! I didn't hear what Huang Banxian just said...... I don't have any reputation in the land of demons at all!Who will believe what I say!" Although Cai Suzhen was angry in her heart, it was a matter of face that harmed people, and she still wouldn't slack off! No way, each other is a family, if the little bad guy loses face, it doesn't mean that she also loses face! "Little mouse, Huang Banxian, let me tell you, although eight out of ten sentences of this little villain are usually false...... But he wasn't lying just now! his identity ...... There are still some remarkable things! Not only is it an out-and-out second-generation official...... Well, he's still a big official in the court!"

"Isn't it?" The little mouse and the weasel looked at each other, and this time they were a little dumbfounded: "The second generation of officials? That's the legendary top existence that is even more mysterious than the rich second generation!"

"You two know that this time it's amazing, right?" After getting the support of the Great Queen, Wu Guona burst into tears of excitement: "It turns out that it is not so simple to be powerful!"

"Brother Guo, you, the second generation of officials, are a bit special! I heard that the big officials on the Terran side are all very big, but why don't you have any shelf at all! Fix yourself like a common man...... You're really harmful!" After knowing that Wu Guo had a great background, Huang Banxian immediately became excited, and smiled with a kind flattery: "I said it a long time ago! Brother Guo is naturally handsome and has strange bones, and he is limitless at first glance! Well, I don't care what happens to the little mouse in the future, I must follow Brother Guo closely in my life!"

"......" The mouse king blinked his little eyes dumbfounded, a little unable to keep up with the rhythm of Huang Banxian's rebellion.

"Don't underestimate the second generation, and don't speak ill of the second generation in the future! I'll tell you, you have to get everything, even if you have pink eye! No matter what kind of official second generation or rich second generation, except for a very few people, most of them still have a few brushes! It is true that they have been pampered since childhood, but they have also received a good education since childhood! Although there are a very few rotten wood that cannot be carved, it is also because the family has no cultural background and the unscrupulous second generation is created! Their fathers are either confused officials or nouveau riche! These not only have nothing to do with the second generation...... And the second generation is still a living victim!" Wu Guo patted Huang Banxian's shoulder with great satisfaction, and said with a smile: "There is an old saying on the human side, three generations can cultivate a nobleman...... If this is the case, the second generation can be regarded as half an aristocracy! As for those who are outstanding in the second generation, there are not only a few brushes...... It's like a big brush all over the body! As the saying goes, how did the popularity come about?

"What is pink eye? Oh! I see! It must be the genetic disease of the demon clan! Otherwise, why are they born with red eyes one by one! Brother Guo is too reasonable! Let's just say that the rich second generation of the little wolf king, don't look at him, he has always been disdainful of us shrimp soldiers and crabs...... But his brain is very flexible! He usually treats Shangfeng or something very respectfully! Needless to say, the precious jewelry, silk and satin that he traded from Wan Gongzi are all respectfully presented to the little demon queen!" Obviously, Huang Banxian's words of praise at this time could not hide the essence of his red eyes and heartbeat: "What's wrong with the rich second generation! The rich second generation is just because they are born rich, so sometimes they are lazy, but laziness is also a kind of capital for rich people! It does not mean that people's brains are not good!"

"Yes, yes, yes! When I was a child, my grandfather used to teach me to ...... People with capital are lazy...... That is called enjoying life in this life, and those who have no capital are lazy...... That's called starting over in the next life!" There has never been a nest of wolves and mice, and the little mouse also jumped out at this time, and moved his grandfather out again without any suspense! "Actually, our rat clan is born with capital, and we can absolutely enjoy life! What, what do you say, Brother Guo? What is my capital? Ahem! What kind of eyes do you have! Do you turn a blind eye to my front teeth like two door panels? Don't you Terrans often say something...... Good teeth are really good!"

"Not bad at all! Although you two monsters are wild and natural, they are also teachable! Conduct yourself in the world, no matter what time you must keep your own unique and sober mind! You must not follow the crowd! The little sheep who like to huddle together when they have nothing to do end up becoming hot pot ingredients, but the lonely tiger cheetah has meat to eat every day! A bystander's eye and a clear mind are the greatest capital! Seeing the two monsters responding enthusiastically, Wu Guo also became happy, patted his thigh and said, "What is capital?" Look at this Sister Cai, a big fist is capital! Look at Brother Guo and me, a good brain is also capital!"

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