Chapter 101: If you are not afraid of raw rice, you are afraid of cooked rice

"Brother Guo, I finally understand! You and Sister Cai are very capital...... the mouse king blinked his eyes, and suddenly said with a sad face: "But Huang Banxian and I are both dumbfounded, and our combat power is still low...... But I don't have any capital at all!"

"That's why it's said! You poor bastards who have no capital will wholeheartedly follow Brother Guo with capital from now on! This is called a good shade under the big tree!" Seeing that the two confused monsters were finally brought in, Wu Guo laughed happily and said: "You two will follow Brother Guo closely in the future, don't be lazy, work hard, I guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy food every day!"

The mouse king and Huang Banxian looked at each other again, and they both felt that something seemed to be wrong: "Eating fragrant and drinking spicy food sounds good...... But it seems like there's something missing......"

"This little bad guy is simply a thief! In the future, those who are abducted and deceived will definitely transfer the two monster envoys, but the treatment they are given is only food and shelter...... I don't even pay a salary!" Cai Su was angry and funny in his heart: "What is capital? Falling out of the sky is the biggest capital! Even if you have worked hard to earn money...... But the little bad guy just makes you stunned...... Then the silver in your pocket ......"

"Is there any more questions?" Seeing that the two monsters were staring at each other and had no idea, Wu Guo asked loudly.

"No!" the mouse king and Huang Banxian said in unison.

"Okay, the status of the eldest brother and the younger brother has been established, then I will tell you about tomorrow's play! You must not be careless, if you mess up, it will be too late to remedy it! You must pass it at one time!" Seeing that the general trend has been decided, and the two monster younger brothers have been accepted, Wu Guo got a little carried away: "Look at me, the eldest brother! I am really a benevolent and righteous eldest brother! Not only must I work hard to bring the younger brother to get ahead, but I also have to marry a daughter-in-law instead of my younger brother...... It's to help my little brother marry a daughter-in-law!"

"Oh no! you wait...... Don't be in a hurry to be that third-rate director!" Cai Suzhen saw that they were talking hotly just now, so she couldn't help but find the little bad guy to raise the bar again, I don't know why, she just doesn't like the little bad guy to be the director: "Just now you said that three generations have cultivated a nobleman, but don't forget, there is a saying...... It's called rich for three generations!"

Again, it's not a good habit to raise the bar! But it's a good habit to raise the bar between the two mouthfuls...... It's just flirting!

"Zhenzhen, you are also confused today! Is it because there is no aura in the Demon Land, and your IQ has been wiped out!Well, it was originally a tendon, but now it is half a tendon!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Rich for no more than three generations...... That's the fault of the third generation! What does it have to do with the second generation! Aren't you a bad generation?"

"......" Cai Suzhen was speechless for a moment. Alas, I didn't lift the bar well, but I was choked by the little bad guy's words, and my blood was not smooth! But it's okay! I can't lift him, I can't pinch him!

"No, no, no! Brother Guo, don't point fingers at Sang and scold Huai! How can it be the fault of the third generation! I don't carry this pot!" The mouse king was taken aback when he heard this, and said aggrievedly: "Actually, when grandpa was young, our family was still very rich! Although it can't compare to the little wolf king's family, but in these ten miles and eight villages, our family is the first wealthy family! But later, grandpa once went to the Central Plains to steal something, and he lost his hand and was injured again...... Since then, there has been no income in the family...... My dad was very honest and never stole anything...... So since then, the family has been in the middle of the road, and the family property has been slowly sold out, and now it is finally destitute...... But none of this has anything to do with me!"

"Then how did your grandfather get rich before?" Wu Guo asked with a frown.

"Then you don't need to ask!, of course, it's stealing!" Mouse King said confidently.

"That's it! Why is your family rich for only three generations? It's because your grandfather didn't teach your father the trick of being empty-handed! Ahem! This is understandable, even if you are a thief, you don't want your offspring to continue to be thieves! That's it! The key to whether you are rich or not is rich for three generations lies in the first generation! It basically has nothing to do with the second and third generations! For example, the coal boss on the Terran side made a fortune with a few hoes...... But that bit of ink in his stomach can educate the second and third generations well? Since the education is not good, the coal in the world has been dug up, and the second and third generations have no skills, and they still want to be rich over the third generation? It's just a fool's dream! What? What is the coal boss? It's just a mining person! What? I don't understand the miners? cough! Do you not understand anything but stealing your wallet? The ...... of the mining It's like digging spirit stones!"

"Oh! Brother Guo, you said that the spirit stone was already said! What kind of coal and mine, who understands! It turns out that the human race also made a fortune by digging spirit stones! But the origin of the spirit stones here in the demon land is basically the little wolf king's family, and the old wolf king is the biggest coal boss!" The mouse king suddenly realized, thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Brother Guo, since digging spirit stones is so promising, then you will take us to dig spirit stones in the future! It just so happens that Sister Cai's fist is relatively large, so she can go and grab the territory of the wolf clan, and then we will directly throw off our arms and excavate!" ”

"Phew, are you a bit of a pursuit, okay? Drill holes in the ground every day, and make yourself like a briquette!" Wu Guo glanced at the mouse king with disgust, and then looked at his daughter-in-law with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Really, what else do you want to talk about? Anyway, I can't do anything tonight, I will definitely sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman!"

Well, it is very important to help the mouse king marry a wife, but it is even more important to make his daughter-in-law happy!

"It's okay to talk about anything! I just don't want to listen to you talk! Can you stop being that bad director!" Cai Suzhen thought about it, so he leaned closer gently, and whispered to bite his ear and said: "Although we have a request for the little mouse now, but the falling flowers are intentional, the flowing water is ruthless, and I don't know what the situation of the little cat woman is, so you try your best to mess around with the mandarin duck spectrum, isn't this harming the little cat woman......! No matter what I think in my heart, it's unreliable...... When the time comes, the two of them will be beaten to the point of bleeding, and we won't be upset when we look at it!"

"Ahem! It's just a cat demon! If it's harmful, it's harmful! What's all the fuss! If we don't help the little mouse in this matter, can he willingly help us steal the baby?" Wu Guo smiled indifferently at first, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in his arm, and he immediately bared his teeth and said: "Don't worry! Actually, I think this matter is still very reliable! Do you want it! When the little mouse ran away, his shoes and socks were lost countless times, what does this mean? It shows that the little cat woman didn't want his life at all! You see, except for a few big scratches on the leather jacket on the back of the little mouse, the whole body is smooth and slippery, and there is no external injury at all! What does this mean? It shows that the little cat woman is not only merciful, but also has the strength of her hands in the fight has always been extremely well controlled, and she can't bear to let the little mouse hang the color! Well, she can't even scratch the flesh with her paws!

"You mean......" Cai Suzhen frowned and began to petrify again......

"Yes, beating is kissing, scolding is love, as for those who pinch and scratch...... There's no doubt that it's all about falling in love! Just like when we first met, you were holding a branch in your hand and making a gesture, in fact, you just wanted to scare me! Did you really hurt me at that time? I don't even believe it when you beat me to death! Isn't the little cat woman's trick at dealing with little mice the same now? I know this trick! Hehe, this is called 'light thunder, not rain'!" Seeing the beautiful woman next to her, she slowly petrified...... Wu Guo was amused in his heart, and the more he spoke, the more his eyebrows fluttered: "Mouse Mountain is an empty dead mountain, since the little mice often feel lonely, isn't the little cat girl who wanders to the mouse mountain from where she is not lonely? I tell you, loneliness is a great thing! Although it can't be seen or touched, no matter which one it is, as long as it is infected, it will sigh for a long time and moan without disease...... Well, I've heard that men seem to want to eat noodles when they're lonely, and women seem to want to eat noodles when they're lonely...... Hey hey ......"

"Phew! The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth! I was using peerless swordsmanship at that time, okay!" Suddenly Wu Guo mentioned the scene when the two met for the first time, although Cai Suzhen was coquettish, and a knowing smile unconsciously appeared on his lips: "At that time, I had a fierce expression, weren't you scared at all?"

"What are you afraid of! Hehe, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get the tiger girl!" Wu Guo immediately blew a cowhide vividly.

"You're the tiger girl! Your whole family ......" The big queen, who felt poor again, just wanted to pinch the little bad guy a few more times, but suddenly stopped: "Well, you can't pinch it! The little bad guy always likes to inch inch, but he can't fulfill his wish again!"

"When the little son-in-law came to the door, he was naturally apprehensive and his legs trembled! But there are some things, even if they are broken, they have to rush up! Hehe, fortunately, you just wanted to scare and scare me at that time, or you think I really had to practice some 'spirit fingers'!" Although this journey has been stumbling, but now it can be regarded as a pair, looking back on the original scene, there is really some unbearable feeling! After seeing the sweet smile blooming on Cai Suzhen's lips, the harmful fruit rolled his eyes, and with courage, he sneakily held one of her hands: "Hehe, the Spirit Rhino Finger is already yesterday's yellow flower, now let's hold hands, just let me practice the 'Spirit Rhino Hand'!"

"......" Cai Suzhen was taken aback, and a pair of apricot eyes slanted at the harmful fruit, as if thoughtful, but he didn't withdraw his hand.

"Don't worry! It's not that the enemies don't get together, the little mouse and the little cat girl have been fighting in the mouse mountain for two months, and they have already become happy enemies, but the layer of window paper is not pierced!" Wu Guo succeeded in the sneak attack, although he was beating the drum in his heart, he could only stiffen his head! Qiang laughed and said: "So I said, you are too worried about this matter! I just designed a scene for the little mouse to save the beauty of the hero! I didn't help him cook the raw rice directly into rice!" What happens to him and Catwoman after that, it's all up to him and his own abilities and creations!hehe, I'm just a matchmaker at best!"

"That's right! Brother Guo is right! Men chase women, the key is to cook raw rice directly into rice! Well, I seem to have heard my grandfather say it before...... The women on the Terran side are not afraid of raw rice, but of cooked rice...... Hehe, Sister Cai is so powerful that she is afraid of cooked rice...... If that little cat girl sees cooked rice, she will definitely have to shudder a few times!" "The little mouse heard Wu Guo and Cai Suzhen Cai Suzhen whispered from time to time that he and the little cat girl were related to his life, so he was naturally extremely concerned, and he kept hiding next to him and eavesdropping, but he only listened to a mouthful, and when he finally heard the words raw rice and cooked rice vaguely, he had already jumped up happily!" ”

"Phew!" Cai Suzhen took a sip hard, and his cheeks were suddenly full of redness, adding three points of magnificent color in the night, if it wasn't for a hand held tightly by Wu Guo, maybe he would have gone on the spot!

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