Don't say it's a person, let alone a person who is the spirit of all things, even a kitten or a puppy has to hide if they see it. Qu San hurriedly supported the old man and avoided from afar. Qu Wanjin also said: "It's a big deal, I said you can't pull it down like this." As the old saying goes, a good man can't stand the three bubbles. Are you dizzy and have no roots under your feet to fall into the nest? You are really fateful, falling out of the nest is not a joke, once you are dizzy, don't think about it again. Last year, a big yellow dog in my family accidentally fell into a poop den and drowned. ”

Hui Yin said: "The Buddha has been cultivating for so many years, and he has never seen any strong winds and waves? Can he still sail in a small thatched house? It was his mother's uneducated naughty boy who didn't know where to shoot and crashed." ”

Ning Wuwei hid to the side and laughed with a stomachache. I thought: I see how you are going to put it down this time. After settling down, he thought to himself: Stinky monk, it's not over yet, see how Lao Tzu will entertain you when he goes out? He slowly walked out with his hands behind his back, pretending to be ignorant, and said: "Monk, what kind of unique magic skills are you practicing? Why are you still so diligent in the thatched house? I understand, you must be preparing for my demon subduing and eliminating monsters tonight." ”

Hui Yin said angrily: "Are you blind? Do I practice like this? I went to the thatched house and let people throw a string of firecrackers into the thatched pit and collapse." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "No, right? I came out with the old man to see you, and I didn't see any children around here." He turned around and asked Qu Wanjin, "Old man, do you see any children nearby?"

Qu Wanjin and Qu San waved their hands at the same time and said, "We didn't see it either." ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Walking two steps closer, I suddenly felt the stench, and hurriedly covered my nose and retreated: "Did you hear it? This proves that there are absolutely no children setting off firecrackers in the vicinity. ”

Hui Yin said: "You said that there are no children nearby to set off firecrackers, there must be none? Could it be that firecrackers or I can't set them myself? Could it be that firecrackers or can't fall from the sky? It's impossible, right? It's impossible that someone must be deliberately playing with this Buddha again." Could it be that this person is you?" As soon as he said the sentences "Someone must be deliberately playing this Buddha again" and "Could it be that this person is you", Hui Yin suddenly understood what was going on. There is no one else who can make this bad move here, except for the old man who dares to tease him. Isn't this clear to make me look good? I can't wait to grab Ning Wuwei, throw it in my mouth, chew it, spit it out into the pit, and bury it with feces and urine. He showed his arms, rolled up his sleeves, pointed to Ning Wuwei's nose and said, "Okay, you bull-nosed old man, are you going crazy? Even your Buddha dares to play." See the Buddha clean you up like this?"

Ning Wuwei hurriedly dodged and said: "Monk, monk, monk, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, this matter has nothing to do with me, nothing to do with me." I don't believe you ask the old man, but I've been with the old man all the time,"

Hui Yin said: "I believe you are a big-headed ghost. In this courtyard, except for you, a bull with a smoking nose, no one can do such a lack of virtue for eight generations. You stand for me, you stop for me. Today, the Buddha can be regarded as the means to teach you, and I will also let you understand the means of the Buddha. Even if you flee to the edge of the sky, the Buddha will not be finished with you. ”

Ning Wuwei saw that the monk was really anxious, and he was also a little worried, and he was even more afraid that the monk would pounce on him, scuffle with him, and rub his own and urine. Once this is the case, won't it become "killing a thousand enemies and inflicting eight hundred losses on oneself." So what is the meaning of this battle? But seeing the monk's vigorous and desperate appearance, I am afraid that it will not be easy to "retreat." I had to hide for a while. But Qu's thatched toilet was built in an open place, and where to find a place to hide for a while. had no choice but to drill behind Qu Wanjin and Qu San. Don't say it, after all, Qu Wanjin is a big boss, and the monk really doesn't dare to be too presumptuous with him. I had to avoid Qu Wanjin as much as possible to catch Ning Wuwei. Ning Wuwei can find a good place to hide from the disaster now, so he simply used the old man as a shield, and circled around the old man and said: "Monk, monk, monk, you are calm and calm." Calm down, calm down. Don't be impulsive. Let's talk slowly. Take your time. ”

Hui Yin said: "I ate popsicles with your nose and pulled popsicles, and it didn't melt at all." Stop. Stop. Stand still. Don't provoke the Buddha to send a magic weapon and ask for your dog's life. ”

The two circled around Qu Wanjin, but Qu Wanjin was frightened, pinched his nose, and followed the two of them in a flash. While turning around, he persuaded: "Both of you are extinguishing the fire, can we say something slowly?"

Hui Yin said: "No, you don't dare to fall into your body with feces and urine." ”

Three turns and two turns turned Qu Wanjin dizzy, but fortunately, there was a slave Qu San by his side, who had been supporting Qu Wanjin to follow him, so that Qu Wanjin would not fall down. Even so, he was standing in a daze, waving his hand again and again: "No, no, no, no, but I'm dizzy." After a short pause, I felt dizzy a little better, and seeing that the two of them were still circling around me, the anger could no longer be suppressed, and I stomped my feet and said: "What are you two running here to grind? ”

As soon as Qu Wanjin got angry, the two really stopped. Hui said, "Can I be blamed for this? ”

Ning Wuwei said: "You are a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know the hearts of good people." ”

Hui Yin said: "Outside the old man, have you heard? He is still scolding me here, do you think I can spare him? No one can say anything today, I have to teach this immoral and smoking bull's nose a lesson." ”

Ning Wuwei suddenly said loudly: "Okay, you stinky bald donkey, do you really think that your Taoist master is afraid of you? Besides, I'm a god, who am I afraid of? I said that you dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know good people's hearts, you are a dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know good people's hearts. I don't mean to have wronged you in any way. That's right, I set off the firecrackers in the pit. ”

Hui Yin almost cried out of breath, pointed at Ning Wuwei and said: "Outside the old man, you have heard it, this immoral bull's nose with a smoking child has admitted it himself, do you think I should teach him a lesson?"

Qu Wanjin also grinned and said, "If you want to talk about this, what the Taoist chief did is indeed a bit too much. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "What did I do? I did it for his good, I did it for his good, I did it to treat the stinky bald donkey." ”

Hui Yin said: "You are talking nonsense, I am not sick at all." Besides, I don't need your bull's nose to cure me if I'm sick. ”

Ning Wuwei said: "Sick and confused, aren't you? Sick and confused, aren't you? You shouted early in the morning that your stomach hurts, and you ran to the thatched house more than a dozen times." Isn't that a disease?"

Hui Yin woke up suddenly, hurriedly bent down to cover his stomach, and only covered it, and he felt bored.