Chapter 52 Huaguo Mountain, My Second Hometown
"I started from the penny, pregnant in the spirit stone, the heavenly bell show, when the heaven and the earth, but although there is a heart for goodness, but there is no intention of the herdsmen on behalf of the sky, the herdsmen are not allowed, let alone raising horses?
I don't take anything from those who are warm, and I don't have the authority to do it, and I don't love it. However, when I enter the heavenly court, I should correct my name, which is said to be 'if the name is not right, the words will not go well, and if the words are not good, it will be difficult to succeed'.
It is desirable to have a good name, and there is no love for the evil title, and I build a job name, which is 'the source of the origin, the wonder is endless, the past and the future, the pioneer of the Huaguoshan era, the true god is also'!
Only in this way, then my name is in the heavenly realm, and I am in my homeland, and my name is right, but I am not in heaven, I am at ease, and you are also worry-free, isn't it a great good?"
After the case of the imperial book of the Jade Emperor Palace, Zhang Bairen held Zhang's shriveled and yellowed banana leaves, and his eyes were straight.
"Taibai, are you sure that this was given to you by the monkey, but he wrote it himself?"
Although this article cannot be said to be brilliant, it is also remarkable, even if it is not as good as Qu Xing, it is stronger than many Heavenly Court immortals, can this be written by a monkey who was born and raised? Zhang Bairen expressed doubts.
As for the 'inheriting the past and opening up the future', Zhang Bairen is even more unheard of, and he really wants Xuanwen Quxing to ask, but for the sake of face, forget it.
"Presumably this monkey wrote it himself, the emperor didn't see how difficult this monkey was, it is worthy of being a spirit monkey bred by the Tiantian Stone, if he said that he would write articles, the old minister believed it. ”
Zhang Bairen nodded slightly: "This monkey is not greedy for power, although Bi Ma Wen is small, after all, he is also in charge of 100,000 heavenly horses, his reputation is a little worse, but how many people are staring at the fat difference, he doesn't love it?"
This monkey is smart, he decided that he would not leave Huaguo Mountain, and he wanted an unprecedented position in the Three Realms, and he had to decide what official position I wanted to seal, and even he had thought about this official name for me?
Zhang Bairen pointed to the 'Huaguo Mountain Era Pioneer Zhengshen Zhenjun', and couldn't help laughing: "Taibai, look at it, what kind of monster is this, he keeps saying that he doesn't want real power, only takes a false title, and he clearly has made up his mind to stay in Huaguo Mountain as the king?
Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "The Great Emperor has the heart to make up for this monkey, so why should he care about a Huaguo Mountain? Besides, even if the Great Emperor does not crown him as the 'Pioneer of the Huaguo Mountain Era', he is still the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, and I can only watch this spiritual mountain in the Heavenly Court."
Since this monkey has settled in the Water Curtain Cave, unless he is willing to hand over Huaguo Mountain to others, who else in the Three Realms would dare to force him to fail? Even the Taishang and Miluo Palace have scruples about this Water Curtain Cave......
Now that this priesthood is good, since it is not in the circulation of my Heavenly Court's official position, there is no need to worry about the gods discussing, so why should the Great Emperor hesitate?"
"You old ghost, most of you were gagged by his 'skewers' and 'beer', and you ate people's soft mouths, so you took his place. This monkey is also rude, I know that I invite you to drink beer with the fire monkey and the canopy, but I don't remember me, the god of the sky, it's really hateful!"
Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "When the old minister takes this monkey to the sky, he will naturally tell him to bring more beer, and say that the emperor wants to try it." ”
Zhang Bairen suddenly turned into a smile: "There are also skewers, Dongpo meat or something, you also learn a method, I also want to change the taste."
By the way, the monkey said at the end of the letter that he would bring a mortal to heaven as proof, which may help open Huaguo Mountain.
Mortals must not be able to soar the clouds, even the monkey can't say, you go to the imperial horse to supervise the transfer of two heavenly horses. Also, there is no need to announce the decree in the air this time, lest the monkey refuse to worship the heavens again, and I will lose face.
You will secretly proclaim the decree, and afterwards only teach the gods of the heavenly court to know that this monkey has become a righteous god, and it is good to be a nominal official. ”
It is said that the gods are good, and the gods have the same troubles. Just think about it, the years of eternal life are long, what else can you do every day besides cultivation? Originally, it was excellent to engage in petty-bourgeois sentiment and fall in love in the beautiful heavenly court, but unfortunately the heavenly rules did not allow it.
The Hundred Flowers Fairy was very disappointed because of this, and the immortals did not dare to engage in romantic play, who did she give her flowers to? The white peony slipped away to the mortal world because of loneliness, and had an unforgettable love with Lu Zu there.
If the spiritual construction is insufficient, it must be made up for materially, so that the immortals will not treat their stomachs badly, and they are really not as lofty as mortals think, and they can't die without eating and drinking the northwest wind all day long, but what is the meaning of that? The purpose of pursuing immortality is to drink the wind with thousands of years of long life?
Therefore, in Journey to the West, the monkeys went to the sky and saw the immortals who were either drinking or drinking tea, and there was no shortage of side dishes and refreshments, this is the only happiness of the gods, and whoever dares to deprive them will be in a hurry!
Unfolded the jade decree to Sun Dakong, and the old lady squeezed her eyebrows for a while, and made it clear that the old Jade Emperor's appeal was also declining.
Sun Dakong laughed: "Isn't it beer? This king has brought five hundred urns! Not only the Xuanqiong High God, but also the immortals of the Heavenly Court have a share! Old lady Bai, your own people don't talk nonsense, if you can persuade the Xuanqiong High God to hold a 'Huaguo Mountain Beer Festival' in the Phixiang Palace, this king will be grateful!"
What kind of good advertising is this? After the opening of Huaguo Mountain, it will require a lot of resources, and it is difficult to get the divine weapons of the Heavenly Court Arsenal, but what about the private treasury of those immortals?
There are quite a few big warlords like Tianpeng! The Heavenly Realm has not fought for a long time, and the weapons and armor that are eliminated regularly are still very rare.
This drink is cool and full, and if it is operated properly, it can become the Coca-Cola of the earth, and the American GIs refused to go to war without Coca-Cola in World War II!
The wrestler gods accompanying the old lady are very tragic, and they all become beer porters. Tai Zhou fell into the ocean of happiness, he has two hobbies in his life, one is to smelt iron and smelt soldiers, the other is to love horses, he dreams of having a thousand miles of horses, compared to the heavenly horses brought by the old Taibai, what are the thousands of horses? These are all dragon species!
Tai Zhou soon showed the proper means of a Bole, and the rough man was as gentle as the most popular girl in the Nanzhan Buzhou Nulu Pavilion at the moment, and he came up to caress him.
After a set of 'big swords' is completed, how does Uncle Tianma look at Taizhou now as a relative, and he doesn't care much about the groom sent by Heavenly Court......
Sun Dakong looked at Tai Zhou in amazement, this guy is deeply hidden, I knew it was like this, Bi Ma Wen can let you be it?
Look at the sky is not early, Sun Dakong Taizhou turned over under the urging of Tai Bai Xing, looking back, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain gradually turned into a small black spot, Hou Xiaohua with a crying voice came from afar: "King, King, you have to come back quickly, Xiaohua will miss your ......"
The monkeys shouted in unison under the leadership of several big monkeys: "The king must not forget the little ones, you must come back!"
Looking at the gradually smaller Huaguo Mountain, Sun Dakong's eyes became a little blurred, from this moment on, he, a modern talent from the earth, really integrated into the monkey group and recognized Huaguo Mountain.
Huaguo Mountain, my second hometown!
End of volume III