Chapter 3: The Wind and the Gold
has been involved in the rivers and lakes for a long time, Yun Ou knows that in this world, villains, madmen, and shrews must be avoided the most.
In the eyes of a madman, he is ruthless, unreasonable, and unlawful, if you talk to him about reason, you are either a nerd or a fool; a madman never plays his cards according to the routine, he is shy and restrained, and in the blink of an eye, he may be fierce; a madman is even more crazy, and the person who initiates madness is like a mad dog biting people, like a mad bull is unstoppable!
Now, Yun Ou thinks that what he has encountered is a complete madman!
Because, this old woman just doesn't play cards according to the routine, and she will change when she says it!
Because, in this withered old woman, there is a terrifying force that erupts out and surges!
And, of course, the old woman screamed horribly when she "did it"!
"Another crazy ghost!" Yun Ou flashed.
Yun Ou was at the moment when he shrunk his neck, and found the shadow of the crutch that Feng Qianjin suddenly raised. At the same time, I also felt a huge force suddenly suppressing my body!
It was also between this lightning and stone fire that Yun Ou shot his cane with a speed like thunder and lightning, relieving the danger of the moment. Without waiting for Yun Ou to turn to attack, Feng Qianjin's legs and feet were sharply pinched and strangled, and his palms suddenly slapped Yun Ou's shoulders! Yun Ou endured the severe pain and immediately took advantage of the situation to fall to the ground, and the body of Feng Qianjin continued to roll.
Seeing this, Ruyun sneered and shouted: "Why are you rolling the grass blanket!"
"Crazy mother-in-law, there's something to say!" Yun Ou shouted as he rolled, "Let go of me!
"I got it, I was satisfied, and I naturally let go!"
"Oh my God, there's no shame in this!" Ruyun hid his face, turned around, and howled.
"What a shame am I to take that treasure from a man!" scolded Feng Qianjin. At this moment, Feng Qianjin suddenly took the initiative to let go of Yun Ou and suddenly dodged a little farther away.
Yun Ou hurriedly touched his body and shouted angrily: "Give me back my baby!"
That's right, man's baby!
Men, martial men, have always regarded swords as treasures!
Now, Yun Ou's Heart-Warming Sword is in Feng Qianjin's hand! But is this sword a sword? Feng Qianjin played with it and shook her head in disappointment, because it was not beautiful in appearance, and it could not even be unsheathed.
However, Yun Ou has always regarded this sword as a treasure, because Yun Ou is still martial, and this sword is handy. In fact, in Yun Ou's eyes, this sword is even more treasure! Because it is passed down from his mother to himself!
"Give me back!" Yun Ou continued to roar, but then his tone softened again, "Old man, please return the sword to me." Of course, if it's really important to you, I can cut my love!"
"You were so easily disarmed by someone else, young man, it seems that you are not a qualified martial artist yet!" Feng Qianjin's tone was a little contemptuous, but it was no longer a crazy word.
After hearing this, Ruyun understood from the shyness, turned around and said for Yun Ou: "Thief mother-in-law, you will take revenge, quickly return the sword to others!"
"What kind of good person are you little slut?!, but you are scheming!" Feng Qianjin reprimanded Ruyun, who rolled her eyes disdainfully and took a sip.
"Old man, that's because I didn't have any warning of you at all!" Yun Ou said with some regret.
"Don't you understand that the rivers and lakes are sinister?!Let's eat a trench and grow wise!" Feng Qianjin cross-examined, and suddenly and abruptly threw the Heart-Warming Sword back to Yun Ou!
"Thank you, old man, then why did you snatch the sword and suddenly return it to me?" Yun Ou was puzzled.
"Actually, I should thank you!" Feng Qianjin said earnestly, "You are a kind and generous person! I pretended to be in distress twice, but you really rescued you!"
The first time, you actually saved me first, and then saved this little slut, and the second time, you didn't dislike me and hugged me, oh, you carried me out of danger, and carried me all the way.
When you rolled, you controlled your strength in order not to crush my old bones, and you were willing to endure the pain just now, which is really chivalrous and extraordinary! Alas, it is really a hundred times better than my Liu Lang!"
"Old man's award!" but ......," Yun Ou wanted to continue to ask.
"But we all have to hurry, don't we?" interrupted the Wind Girl.
Anyway, it would be inappropriate to continue to ask, so Yun Ou had no choice but to say: "Well, old man, then let's continue to go, I still want to hear the legendary story of you and Liu Lang." ”
"Yes, yes, it's a legend!" Feng Qianjin's expression changed abruptly, she looked up into the distance, and whispered affectionately, "My brother Liu, are you okay now?
"Isn't it called Liu Lang, why did you become Brother Liu again?" Yun Ou couldn't help but ask.
Rufeng sneered: "Don't you understand the use of multiple minds, you should have understood that this old woman is very careful!"
Yun Ou thought about it, and if he realized something, he said to Ruyun disappreciably: "Zifei is not in love, how can you know about it?"
Feng Qianjin's expression was gloomy, and she didn't pay attention to the two of them, raised her hand to break off a long willow, stretched it with both hands, and looked into the distance again, muttering to herself:
It is the green April bud, which has been smelled of skillful willow flowers.
The wind is warm and stretches me more, so that my brother can tie his braids.
Seeing the expression of the wind and the tone of the girl who was in love for a while, Yun Ou couldn't bear to disturb it, and pulled Ruyun to the side. Ruyun slapped Yun Ou's hand away, and said angrily: "You stinky rascal! Earlier, I said we would go together, but I didn't let you pull me away!"
Yun Ou scratched his head in embarrassment, and said repeatedly: "Granny Ma, you misunderstood, misunderstood again!"
Behind the scenes, Feng Qianjin still muttered to herself: "...... Where are you, my miserable son, Mommy sorry for you, Mommy must find you, Mommy is coming!"
When Yun Ou and Ruyun vaguely heard this sentence and turned around, the wind and daughter disappeared without a trace as if the wind had passed without a trace......
Yun Ou and Ruyun continued to walk together, but Ruyun, who liked to quarrel and entangle, suddenly seemed to be a different person, with an angry expression and silent speechlessness.
"Granny Ma, what's wrong with you? I didn't offend you, did I?" Yun Ou broke the silence.
"You have made a great mistake!
"Where do you start?!"
"Start with Tingbu Bridge!"
"I understand! You have always held a grudge, I saved Feng Qianjin first!"
"That's right, one is a bad old woman, the other is a little beauty, why did you save the bad old woman first and leave me behind?...... Hey, seriously, I'm a little beauty, don't you deny it?"
"Deny!"
"Could it be that that bad old woman is a beauty?!" Ruyun was stunned, and her mood plummeted.
"No, you're not a little beauty, you're a big beauty! Of course I don't think that old woman is ugly now!"
Ruyun was both happy and annoyed, waving his hand and jokingly: "Why?
"No, she seems crazy, but she is loyal to love, cares for her children, and can distinguish between right and wrong......"
"Pull it down!" Granny Ma shook her hands, still in a playful tone, "She is loyal to love? What is the matter with Liu Lang and Brother Liu?! Can you distinguish right from wrong?" How can you explain that she wants to forcibly seize your sword?!"
"I said earlier, Zifei is not in love, how can I know about it?" Yun Ou did not refute it head-on, but just said with a straight face, "When I save people, I don't distinguish between the beauty and ugliness of the other party's appearance at all!"
"Then why do you prioritize? Could it be that you save her first because she is old?" Ruyun was thoughtful, still confused.
"Exactly!"
"It seems that the world's well-known dilemma of the old lady and her lover falling into the water at the same time, you have a choice?"
Yun Ou arched his hand and said, "Yes, I'll save the old lady first!"
Ruyun said dissatisfiedly: "What convincing reasons do you have, I would like to hear about them!"
"Rightfully so!"
"Strong words!"
"I can't make a big sense, I just think that if I save my lover first and never see my mother again, then I will be guilty for the rest of my life!" Yun Ou explained.
"So what if you can't see your loved ones again because you saved your mother first?"
"Then I will be miserable for the rest of my life!"
Ruyun sighed and said thoughtfully, "I seem to understand...... The pain is bearable, the sin is unbearable, maybe that's the best reason......"
"What a lifetime of pain and guilt! Big husband, real man!" -- Feng Qianjin's voice suddenly sounded again! Before the words fell, Feng Qianjin's figure had already ghostly floated in front of the two of them.
Ruyun was stunned and asked, "You didn't leave!"
Feng Qianjin said: "I didn't say I was leaving!"