Looking at the appearance of this elixir, Zhang Xiaocai, who was accustomed to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, really didn't dare to swallow it, but remembering what Lu Yao's girl said yesterday that she was "a big fat pig flying in the sky", Zhang Xiaocai turned his heart sideways, closed his eyes and sent the elixir into his mouth.

The pill melts in the mouth, and it goes directly into the throat, hey! It doesn't seem to taste bad, but it has a little sweetness? Zhang Xiaocai smashed his lips, he knew this smell, and he didn't hesitate, so he was given a lecture for no reason!

"Is there anything else?" Zhang Xiaocai waved his hand, pretending to be heroic: "Isn't it just an ugly pill, how many do you have, master, and I can eat as much as I can take?"

"Hahahaha, how much more do you want, apprentice, one is enough for you!" Qingxu looked up to the sky and smiled, stood up with his beard in his hand and walked straight out of the door, Qingxu said that he was happy in his heart, he had been suffering from his grievances since accepting this disciple, and now he finally had the opportunity to rectify him.

Hmph! No matter how powerful your grandson monkey is, you can't escape the palm of my Buddha!

Just as Qingxu was about to walk out of the door, Qingxu reached out and threw it behind his back, and a rhinoceros skin bag was thrown on the table next to Zhang Xiaocai.

"This is the rootless water carefully refined for the teacher, it is the most useful to remove the turnip and the essence of the Yi Ching, but if the bastard boy feels thirsty and collapses, he will drink this water, but the teacher reminds you, don't drink other water, like that...... Hehe, your situation is going to get worse and worse!"

After that, Qingxu's figure flashed, and he disappeared.

Seeing Qingxu's behavior, Zhang Xiaocai suddenly felt bad in his heart, and he was about to be angry when he looked at Qingxu's back, but before he could speak, he suddenly felt a "gurgling" sound in his stomach......

Oops, no, Zhang Xiaocai hurriedly ran to the toilet.

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All day long, Zhang Xiaocai was running to the toilet, and he didn't even stop sleeping at night......

In this way, Zhang Daniu and Zhang Xiaocai's master and servant became famous for the first time in Changshengmen, and the version is like this: Zhang Xiaocai...... That is, the new disciple who spent 5,000 taels of silver to buy the Immortal Sect, for some reason, suddenly had a head cramp and wanted to lose weight, so he took an expired pill that Master Qingxu had refined indiscriminately, and as a result, the pill became a laxative......

Let's talk about the things that are not famous later, Zhang Xiaocai can't take care of so much at the moment, Zhang Xiaocai is lying panting on a grass not far from the latrine, with the rhinoceros skin bag that Qingxu threw to him beside him.

It's not that Zhang Xiaocai hasn't drunk other water...... Sure enough, as Qingxu said, the more you drink the other water, the worse the stomach will become, there is no way, Zhang Xiaocai has to drink the water in the rhinoceros skin bag.

Fortunately, this so-called rootless water is still useful, at least the time interval between Zhang Xiaocai's running to the toilet is slowly getting longer, at first it was a quarter of an hour to run, and then it became half an hour to run......

The sky began to slowly whiten, in the blink of an eye, the old day had passed, the new day had come, the water in the rhinoceros skin pouch had finally been drunk, Zhang Xiaocai felt that his stomach didn't seem to be as noisy as before!

Thinking of this day and night, Zhang Xiaocai felt that there were millions of divine beasts running back and forth in his heart...... It can't just be left at that.

Zhang Xiaocai turned over and got up, and he was about to go to Qingxu to settle accounts.

"Oops"...... However, before entering the door, Zhang Xiaocai was knocked away by a figure, but fortunately, the man's eyes were quick and he helped Zhang Xiaocai to hold him, so Zhang Xiaocai did not fall to the sky.

When I looked closely, it was my follower Zhang Daniu.

"Da Niu, you have mosquitoes in your eyes......" Zhang Xiaocai grinned in pain, and was immediately furious.

"Young master, only ears can fight mosquitoes!" Zhang Daniu corrected Zhang Xiaocai's grammatical mistakes seriously, paused, Zhang Daniu's nose twitched, and he sniffed the palm holding Zhang Xiaocai's nose, and shouted: "Ah! Young master, you fell into the pit!"

It was said that he fell into the pit early in the morning, it was really unlucky, "Bah, Bah, Bah......" Zhang Xiaocai spit three mouthfuls of phlegm on the ground in a row, as if it could be transferred in this way.

"Da Niu, your head was broken by the door!" Zhang Xiaocai was almost crazy: "Don't you know that Young Master Ben has diarrhea since yesterday until now?"

Zhang Daniu suddenly came to his senses: "Yes, young master, are you done pulling? Do you want to take a shower and change clothes!"

Zhang Xiaocai was speechless when he heard this...... Alas, with such a brain-amusing attendant, Zhang Xiaocai feels that he will not have sunshine in the days of Changshengmen in the future.

"Wash your big pig's head, let's go to the old Taoist priest to settle accounts!"

The master and servant came to look for Qingxu angrily, Qingxu's door was hidden, and Zhang Xiaocai, who was angry, couldn't take care of it, so he raised his foot and kicked it directly, "bang"...... With a bang, Zhang Xiaocai kicked an iron plate, grinning in pain again, but the door did not move at all.

What's going on? It's not scientific! The master and servant were both stunned, how could they not kick the door when it was obviously not bolted?

"Here you go!" Zhang Xiaocai said as he rubbed his sore toes.

Zhang Daniu stepped forward and pushed, "squeak", the door was opened, and a yellow charm floated down from the door, Zhang Daniu picked it up and took a look, only to see two lines of words written on the yellow charm:

I respect those who respect me, and I kick those who kick me.

What do you mean? The master and the servant looked at each other...... Just now Zhang Xiaocai couldn't kick the door and Zhang Daniu gently pushed it open, is it because of this talisman?

If you can't figure it out, don't think about it, it's important to find the old Taoist priest to settle accounts, and the two of them entered the door, but they saw that the room was empty...... Qingxu didn't return all night yesterday.

There was no way, the two had to go back the same way, Zhang Xiaocai was pampered since he was a child...... Where have you ever eaten such a nest loss? This will make Zhang Xiaocai's belly full of anger have nowhere to vent, and the chickens and dogs will jump along the way, and those flowers and plants can suffer for no reason.

Zhang Daniu looked at Zhang Xiaocai, who was indignant walking in front, looked at the yellow talisman in his hand again, tilted his head and thought again: "Young master, it's not right!"

Zhang Xiaocai didn't reply: "Of course not, we haven't found the old Taoist priest yet?"

"I'm not talking about that. Zhang Daniu caught up with Zhang Xiaocai: "Young master, do you feel that although you have been pulling your stomach for a day, the more you pull up, the more energetic you are!"

Zhang Xiaocai glanced at Zhang Daniu, and suddenly thought about it: It seems that what the stupid big man said is right! I remember that the last time I ate a bad stomach at home, I only pulled it for an afternoon, and my hands and feet were weak and my limbs were sore, and I just wanted to lie in bed and never get up.

So it seems, this old Taoist priest ...... No, the master still has some ways, before taking that pill yesterday, didn't the master say that he wanted to get rid of the scum on my body?

Zhang Xiaocai ran to the room, picked up a bronze mirror and looked left and right...... Well, I'm still as handsome and handsome as before, although I look a little young now, but when I grow up, I will definitely be fascinated by those girls.

Now I can rest assured...... Zhang Xiaocai threw away the bronze mirror and ran to Qingxu's house: "Master, the disciple wants to kill you......"

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Zhang Xiaocai and Zhang Daniu came to Qingxu's room again, and the door was hidden again...... The master and servant glanced at each other, and the two remembered very clearly, the two of them left angrily before, where would the door be closed?

In other words, the old Taoist priest of Qingxu is back...... After eating a trench and growing wise, Zhang Xiaocai stepped forward and knocked on the door, and said respectfully: "Master, disciple Zhang Xiaocai asks to see." ”

"Come in!" ...... Sure enough, there was a sound from inside.

Every time I see Qingxu, in front of Qingxu is a delicacy, a pot of wine, and the food is not the same, this time it is a large piece of roast beef...... Zhang Xiaocai ran to the toilet for a day and a night, his stomach was already empty, and when he saw the roast beef on the table, his mouth immediately drooled, and he reached out to grab it.

"Smack"...... Qingxu didn't let Zhang Xiaocai succeed this time: "Stinky boy, you take a bath first!"

Belch...... Just thinking about eating, almost forgetting that he had only run to the toilet for a day and a night, Zhang Xiaocai looked at the roast beef on the table and swallowed his saliva, and sneered: "That...... The disciple will go back to take a bath first, and the master will keep more for the disciple!"

Keep a little more, hehe, no matter how much you keep it, you won't have your share! Qingxu pointed to a large wooden barrel in the corner: "Don't go back to wash it, just wash it there." ”

Zhang Xiaocai stepped forward to take a look, the big wooden barrel was steaming, exuding a strong smell of Chinese herbal medicine, obviously this bath water is not simple.

After a careful analysis of what happened in the past two days, Zhang Xiaocai knew that Fu Qingxu was really thinking about his weight loss...... Although the method is really unacceptable.

After a day of running, this body is smelly and sticky, and it is really time to take a shower...... Now that he understands it, Zhang Xiaocai's resistance in his heart is much smaller, and he doesn't hesitate at the moment, he jumps into the barrel after taking off his clothes.

The water temperature in the wooden barrel was just neither lukewarm nor hot, Zhang Xiaocai soaked in the warm warm water, the pores of his limbs and bones were stretched, and even his bones became soft, and he seemed to be bathing not his body, but his soul.

Zhang Xiaocai smelled the fragrance of those Chinese herbs, but felt extremely peaceful, and a burst of tiredness gradually came to his heart.

So Zhang Xiaocai washed and fell asleep in the barrel.

Seeing this, Zhang Da Niu stepped forward to wake up Zhang Xiaocai and go to bed, but was stopped by Qingxu: "Da Niu, Aunt Li is boiling mixed yuan soup in the kitchen, you are guarding here, and every other hour, change it for your young master." ”

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