"Smack!"

When the magistrate was at a loss for what to do, he saw someone coming in and delayed for a while, so he slapped the wooden hall and shouted loudly: "Who is kneeling in the hall?

Wu Song looked at Brother Na Hui and thought to himself, this kid turned out to be an old bird, and when the county magistrate took a picture of the shocking wood, he was so calm and comfortable, he didn't know what he was doing here.

"Tell the county minister, the villain's name is Qiao Hui, everyone calls me Brother Hui, I usually sell fruits on the street, and I ...... come to the court today" Brother Hui raised his head slightly, pretending to be surprised, and then looked sideways at Wu Song, even more surprised, and hurriedly asked: "Why are Wang Dutou and Wudu Tou above the court?"

"Hey, boy, it's your turn to talk nonsense in the court, I am a subordinate of the county magistrate, and I should be in the court on time to share the worries of the minister!" Wang Erniu hurriedly said, and the words "punctuality" and "sharing worries" aggravated the tone, just to make Wu Song suffer from flesh and skin, he continued to say loudly: "The Xianggong asked you questions, and you answered truthfully, and the rest of the idle things are not said here!"

"Good ------" Brother Hun's tone was lengthened, deliberately lowering his voice, but everyone heard it again: "It's hard to be a good person, there's a fire in the backyard of your house, don't blame me for not informing you!"

The tolerance and even the magistrate listened to it, they couldn't help laughing, this Wang Erniu married the daughter of a head of the county surnamed Jane, this mother-in-law is very majestic, strong in martial arts, and short-tempered, but Wang Erniu likes to mess with flowers and grass outside, for which the two in-laws have fought at home, but he loses to his wife every time, and he is bruised and swollen, this time he wants to frame Wu Song, it is nothing more than a promise to his wife to let his brother-in-law be the head.

"Brother Hun, above the court, how can it be child's play, the official thinks that you are young, and if you don't hit you in the mouth, you can tell me the reason!"

"Master Xie Xianggong, last night Wudutou found the villain, saying that for the sake of Wang Dutou's affairs, let me come to announce the leave to the prime minister today, but the old father got up in the morning and the old illness recurred, and after I took care of it, I rushed here, who knew that Wudutou was already here, and it seems that there is no need to take leave!"

Brother Hui's voice was crisp, and his face pretended to be innocent, it was difficult for people to suspect that he was telling a lie, Wu Song was in his heart, although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Brother Hui's gourd, but he came to save himself, and he also pulled Wang Erniu into the water, I really wanted to see what tricks this kid had.

Wang Erniu also wondered in his heart when he heard this, how could this Wu Song do my thing!

When the magistrate heard this, he was happy in his heart, and he just came to push the boat: "It turns out that Wudu Tou has come to take leave, and Brother Hun is entrusted with it, just for filial piety, and it is excusable, but the official can't listen to you, you have told the truth of the matter, let the official decide!"

"That's right, you say, how can Wu Song do my business, if there is half a lie, I will knock out all your thirty-six teeth!" Wang Erniu made a threat first.

"In front of the county magistrate, who dares to tell a lie!" Brother Hun pretended to be pitiful, Wu Song saw it, and scolded in his heart, you girl, aren't you telling a lie now!

Brother Hun's body moved, leaned over to Wu Song's side, pretended not to dare to face the magistrate, and actually whispered to Wu Song: "I don't want my ass to bloom, you say yes whatever I say!"

"Master Xianggong!" Brother Hui's voice suddenly raised an octave: "Yesterday, Wudutou met a villain on the street, and called me to stop and said that he heard that my father was sick, and he happened to receive a reward of ten taels of silver from Lord Xianggong, so he gave it to me, let me treat my father, and thank Master Xianggong here!"

Wu Song scolded in his heart, Nima, as soon as the labor and management crossed over, they met a fraudster, and in a blink of an eye, there were no ten taels of silver, okay, look at how you can save me, a thousand-year-old slippery head!

"Well, that silver was given to Wu Song by the official, and he wants to give it to you to count it as his accumulation of virtue!" Zhixian stroked his beard, very satisfied with Wu Song's approach, and was also very happy with Brother Hun's gratitude and gratitude, only Wang Erniu looked bitter.

The villain took the money, and was about to thank him, when at the lion bridge, there was a sudden noise, it turned out to be more than a dozen hooligans, surrounding a little lady talking cool words, and the people next to him said that the hooligan who took the lead was Zhang Xiaosan, Wu Dutou saw it, and his hair stood up in anger, his eyes were cracked, and he rushed up to teach Zhang Xiaosan a lesson. ”

Brother Hui said very expressively, although he knelt on the ground, his hands danced wildly, describing the situation at that time very realistically, everyone listened attentively, and even Wu Song doubted whether he was really at the scene.

"The little lady shouted loudly: 'I am the person of Wang Dutou, who dares to be thin!', Zhang Xiaosan said: 'The mother-in-law of Wang Dutou's family is a Hedong lion, how can there be the appearance of a little lady, well, there are many people here, I think you are shy, I will come back in the evening!'. ”

When Wang Erniu heard this, his face was blue and white, and it was not good to have a seizure in the hall, and the magistrate also held back his smile.

"The villain persuaded Wu Dutou, this is still left to Wang Dutou to deal with it himself, the so-called 'uncle and sister-in-law don't speak', when you see her, you have to call your sister-in-law, if there is any gossip, it's not good!"

Wu Dutou was very angry, saying that he should not meet that group of hooligans, otherwise it would be like hitting the big worm on Jingyang Gang, this is really a coincidence, when this group of hooligans went to find the little lady, they passed through Zishi Street, and said a few crazy words to Wudutou's sister-in-law, Wudutou took the opportunity to teach them all a lesson, that Zhang Xiaosan can be regarded as heavenly retribution, and it is estimated that he will squat down like a mother-in-law in the future, and he can no longer covet any good women. ”

"That scene is really happy, everyone said that the county minister knows the hero, invited Wudutou to come to Yanggu County, everyone is more at ease, Wudutou said, save people thoroughly, since they waded into the troubled waters, don't let Wang Dutou also wet the corners of his clothes, so he ordered the villain to explore the little lady's residence, early this morning, I went to her door, sat far away, for fear that there would be hooligans to make trouble, and let the villain come to take leave, the reason for the matter is like that!"

"Wudutou, is there such a thing?" the magistrate glanced at Wang Erniu, knowing that he didn't dare to speak anymore at the moment.

Wu Song was happy in his heart, if this Brother Hui lived in modern times, he could go to be a lawyer, and the ten taels of silver were worth it as a lawyer's fee, and he was about to reply, when suddenly there was a cry outside the court, and the crowd was chaotic.

Wu Song turned his head and saw that his eyes suddenly brightened up, and on the street, a middle-aged woman was scuffling a young girl.

The middle-aged woman has a round face and a square mouth, a pair of lantern eyes, two noses facing the sky, at least a height of more than 1.7 meters, and her body is like a bull, and her ass is enough to fill a dinner table.

The young girl who was scuffled by her was a pitiful look, she looked good, especially a pair of eyes, she seemed to know how to seduce the soul anytime and anywhere, and her figure was not high, but I saw pity, her lower body was wearing a light green skirt, and the clothes on her upper body had been torn to shreds by the evil woman, leaving only a pink obscene dress that was like nothing, which made people's blood boil.

Wu Song doesn't need to understand at all, this is clearly the farce of the eldest mother's arrest of the junior, there will be no change in the millennium, the eldest mother must have torn the junior's clothes!

"Wang Dutou, that's not your wife and the little lady outside, I said that there was a fire in your backyard, and now it's burning to the court!" Brother Hunge shouted gloatingly.