As soon as I ran out of Zishi Street, I was confronted by a team of honor guards, beating gongs and drums, so lively.

Wu Song secretly shouted, "Hold the grass!", early in the morning, when he saw this battle, it must not be a marriage, it is estimated that it is a dead person, the so-called "the dead are great", even if it is a matter of urgency, it must give way.

He stood against the wall, ready to let the guard of honor, ran out of it, bowed to him, and shouted: "Villain Chen Ergou meets Wudutou!"

"Hey, no courtesy, no courtesy!" Wu Song immediately raised his hand, wondering in his heart, this Song Dynasty is too much of a bureaucracy, the dead team sees the official, and they have to come over to kowtow, I don't know if the dead man will dream at night and scold me.

Wu Song looked at the situation in front of him and was taken aback:

The dozen or so people of the honor guard all knelt behind Chen Ergou and kowtowed to him to say hello, Wu Song fixed his eyes, it turned out that it was not the dead man's honor guard, but the fifteen hooligans who were beaten by themselves yesterday and cried their father and mother, one less, it is estimated that he went to transfer the second pension.

Today, they carried a fat pig, four jars of good wine, and a tray of vegetables and fruits.

"Wudutou, I offended last night, early this morning, as soon as everyone summed up, I went to Zhang Butcher to borrow a fat pig, went to Wangjiang Tower to borrow four jars of aged wine, pooled money to buy some vegetables and fruits snacks, and thought about going to Zishi Street first, to accompany Mrs. Wu, and then wait for you to come back, drink together, and then be your own person in the future, but if there is a sending, there is no way not to do it!" Chen Ergou said foamingly.

Wu Song immediately understood, it turned out that these people were coming to worship the big guy, and after drinking with me, even if it was my little brother, who would be rampant and domineering in Yanggu County in the future, he would also report my name, and it seemed that this fat pig and wine were also snatched back.

"Bah!" Wu Song roared angrily, bluffing fifteen hooligans to kneel on the ground and kowtow violently, but I don't know why Wu Song lost his temper, Wu Song's eyebrows raised, his tiger eyes glared, and he learned the tone of a hero: "I, Wu Song, am a good man who stands up to the sky, how can I mess with you hooligans, and immediately return the fat pig wine to others, if you don't do what I say, hum ......."

Wu Song knew that the word "hum" was more powerful than any scary words, and after thinking about it, it was not impossible to take these hooligans as junior brothers, anyway, many things can be used, as long as I discipline them well.

"Listen, gather here in the evening, I have something to say, okay, there's something urgent, Ash!"

After Wu Song finished speaking, he ran towards the county government as if flying, "Oops", he didn't run ten steps, and knocked a big man who was also in a hurry to the ground.

"Sorry!" Wu Song immediately helped him up, and when he saw it, he knew a catcher from the yamen, named Zhang Long.

Zhang Long grabbed Wu Song's hand, and said "hey" twice before he stomped his foot and said: "Wudutou, you are still so leisurely, don't you know that the county magistrate is waiting for you in the court?" Originally, you didn't come to draw Mao, and the brothers could also fool around for you, but that Wang Erniu just counted you in front of Xianggong, I came out to send the official document, and came to you by the way, and when I got to the yamen, you pretended to be sick, saying that it snowed heavily last night, I was cold, and I couldn't get out of bed, and I knew that Xianggong was furious, so I hurried over, and Xianggong was also protecting you, so he would naturally push the boat down the river, saying that you were sick, and I would not punish you, and keep the account first, so I passed the test in confusion. ”

That Wang Erniu was originally the head of Yanggu County, because of his age, Wu Song fought a tiger on Jingyanggang again, and his prestige spread far and wide, and the county was promoted, so he made him the head, Wang Erniu thought that he had merit, was a clerical position, and was regarded as a staff member, but he always wanted to promote his brother-in-law Jian Ning to be the head of the capital, but he gave Wu Song a first, so he held a grudge and always wanted to blow Wu Song away.

Wu Song immediately thanked Zhang Long, took a big stride, and walked towards the county office, thinking that it was not appropriate, he grabbed two handfuls of dust on the ground and wiped it on his face, which seemed to be a little sick.

didn't walk a hundred meters, and saw another catcher Zhao Hu running in a hurry, pulled Wu Song aside, and said in a low voice: "Wudutou, I know that Brother Zhang Long came out to report to you, he only has a trick of pretending to be sick, it's useless, then Wang Erniu said to the county magistrate, you knocked down fourteen hooligans by one last night, and let the two of them drill their crotch, saying that the trick of illness is not working, anyway, you are upright, you didn't come to draw Mao, there must be a reason, just say okay, the magistrate will be the master for you." ”

Wu Song looked helpless, and under the pull of Zhao Hu, he went to the yamen, and the magistrate was sitting in the public court, and Wang Erniu stood next to him, looking at Wu Song with a wicked smile, he was waiting for Wu Song to say the reason, and immediately added fuel and vinegar, vowing to drive him out of Yanggu County.

"Wu Song greets Enxiang!" Wu Song knelt down and saluted.

"Wu Song, why don't you come to paint?" the magistrate shouted.

"Is it okay not to say it?" Wu Song looked confused, he didn't know how to lie, and Zhao Hu asked him to tell him directly, could it be that he got up in the morning to learn how to make baked cakes with his sister-in-law, whether in the Northern Song Dynasty or in 2017, it was unspeakable.

Wang Erniu had already thought of dozens of reasons for Wu Song to say in his heart, and each of them he had a reason to refute, who knew that he actually said this, and he didn't know how to do it for a while.

Zhixian is unwilling to punish Wu Song in his heart, in addition to appreciating him, there is another important reason, that is, he has received a lot of contributions from local wealthy families during this time, hid hundreds of taels of gold, and wanted to send it to Dong/Beijing, let relatives help dredge Jingguan, and pave a way for himself to be promoted, but thieves are rampant along the way, and only a good man like Wu Song can escort him to the past, and now he is going to beat him with one or two hundred sticks, and he is injured, who will send gold for him when the time comes.

However, it was also hindered by Wang Erniu gossiping on the side, and it was not okay if he was not punished, and now that he was silent, it was just right, and he immediately said: "Wu Song, as a knife head, you know the law and break the law, but I will tell me, how should I punish you!"

"Eun Xiang, is it okay to punish the school rules a hundred times?, bah, no, it's the county rules!" Wu Song said the most severe punishment in high school.

"Okay, you Wu Song, not only can't draw the picture, but also contempt for the court with a hippie smile, do you know that Yanggu County is leveled under the governance of Xianggong, painting the ground as a prison, where are there many county rules, you are ridiculing Xianggong, what crime should you deserve!" Wang Erniu immediately grabbed the handle.

The magistrate secretly scolded Wu Song in his heart, you stupid person, you are usually very shrewd, today you have been blinded by lard, and the official obviously gave you a good step, but you are asking for trouble, hey, it seems that you can't cover it up, and you can't run away with a hundred sticks.

"Meet the county minister!" At this time, a child's voice came from the door of the county office, and a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy hurriedly arrived and knelt in front of the hall.