"I ......" Gao Cuilan's face immediately turned red, and she didn't say a word for a long time.

"Dead pig, ask knowingly!" Liu Neng couldn't get angry when he saw this situation, but seeing the cunning light shining in Zhu Bajie's two little eyes, he could only cooperate: "There was a pig demon here just now, and the poor monk saw that his sister-in-law was not in good clothes, so he took off his coat and put it on her!"

"Is there a pig demon here?" Zhu Bajie did not answer Liu Neng's words directly, but screamed in fear, and then pounced on Gao Cuilan's side, hurriedly grabbed her hand, and looked up and down: "Hunjia, how are you?

"I'm fine, thanks to Master Fahai's timely arrival!" Gao Cuilan saw that Zhu Bajie did not pursue the matter of clothes, but cared about herself, and her heart was a little settled.

"Zhu Ba, do you know the origin of this pig demon!" The senior officer looked at the little couple very affectionately, and the old man was very relieved, so he asked casually.

"That's right!" Zhu Bajie nodded: "Lord Yue, you also know that the little son-in-law is a person from Fuling Mountain, my family still has some thin fields there, the wind and rain have been smooth these years, and the year is excellent, but it is a pity that a monster appeared there a few months ago, with a pig's head and pig face, and a mane on the back of his head, and he eats a lot of food, which has caused the crops to be harmed." That's why the son-in-law fled here, who would have thought that the pig demon would come here!" Zhu Bajie explained while making a sad look.

"It's really pretend!" Watching Zhu Bajie perform here, Liu Nengqi's seven orifices were smoking, but he couldn't demolish him, so he could only sulk there.

It doesn't matter if Zhu Bajie is blind, but he is frightened by the high-ranking people. The reason why he wants to marry his daughter Gao Cuilan to the man in front of him is because he is strong and willing to be a son-in-law. People with big shoulders and round waists like this are forced to leave their hometowns by the pig demon, which shows how powerful this pig demon is. His family business is all here, in case the pig demon makes trouble, he can't run even if he wants to run at such an age.

Gao Cuilan was still delicate, looking at Liu Neng's noncommittal look, she stretched out her hand and pulled Zhu Bajie, and quietly glanced at Liu Neng.

Zhu Bajie saw that Gao Cuilan was on the road like this, and he didn't have to come forward to expose this matter, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and walked to Liu Neng's side and gave a deep salute: "Master Fahai, your magic is superb, the pig demon just now was driven away by you, you should be merciful and get rid of that pig demon!" Zhu Bajie said while squeezing his little eyes and glancing at Liu Neng.

"In addition to you, the pig demon, is there a second one in the world?" Liu Neng became more and more angry the more he thought about it, if Zhu Bajie honestly lay down under the bed, where would there be so many things. But seeing that the other party's small eyes were squeezed like two soybeans, he sighed: "It's difficult!" Habitually rubbing his head and saying: "That pig demon has strong mana, it comes and goes without a trace, and the poor monk has the heart to eliminate harm for the people, and he can't find him!"

"Master Fahai, your mana is strong, there must be a way!" Zhu Bajie relied on Liu Neng to give him a panic, but seeing his reluctance, he hurriedly pleaded.

"Yes!" The senior staff also came over and bowed and said, "I ask the master to be merciful and save all the people from fire and water." ”

Liu Neng can't deal with high-ranking people like he did with Zhu Bajie, after all, he is an old man. Don't look at Liu Neng is not a good cake, but he still knows the truth of respecting the old and loving the young, holding the old man with his hand, and said sincerely: "Subduing demons and subduing demons is the duty of monks, and the poor monk is naturally duty-bound, but he can't find the whereabouts of the pig demon, and the poor monk can't help it!"

"I know where the pig demon is?" At this time, Zhu Bajie also let go, gritted his teeth and said.

"You know?" Liu Neng looked at Zhu Bajie strangely, could it be that people gather like and things are grouped, and this thing doesn't know another pig demon.

"That's right!" Zhu Bajie squeezed his little eyes like a toothache: "When we were making trouble with the pig demon there, several descendants in our village wanted to get rid of him. I followed him together, and finally found that he was hiding in the cloud stack cave, if Master Fahai wants to get rid of the demon, I am willing to lead the way, and the master will help!"

"You're really willing!" Liu Neng's angry Zhile, it was obviously Zhu Bajie's cave mansion, it seemed that he was forced to have no choice, otherwise he would not have sold his home.

Seeing that Zhu Bajie had made such a big sacrifice, Liu Neng was no longer hypocritical, and replied proudly: "If Brother Zhu is willing to lead the way, it would be better, without further ado, let's set off immediately!"

"Okay! I'll say goodbye to the Hun family first!" Zhu Bajie agreed very loudly at the beginning, but the second sentence immediately revealed his lustful old bottom.

"Go, I'll wait for you downstairs, don't forget to bring back my monk's robe!" Liu Neng patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder, and then went downstairs with Gao Yuanwai.

After all, Gao Yuanwai is old, and after going downstairs, he yawned and shook the earth, so he could only confess a crime to Liu Neng and go to rest by himself.

"This perverted pig, I really want to slap you to death!" Liu Neng sat downstairs, waiting for Zhu Bajie to come down, just when he was a little impatient, he suddenly heard the sound of the bed board upstairs, and even faintly some messy voices came, Liu Neng was also a person from the past, and he knew what the perverted pig was doing when he heard it, and scolded in his heart.

After about half an hour, the satisfied Zhu Bajie hummed a small tune and walked downstairs, still holding Liu Neng's monk's robe under his arm.

"Master Lao has been waiting for a long time!" Zhu Bajie threw the monk's robe to Liu Neng, and said insincerely.

"It's okay! Poor monks like to listen to operas!" Liu Neng sneered as he put on the monk's robe.

Zhu Bajie didn't seem to hear Liu Neng's sarcasm, and reached out to hug Liu Neng's shoulder: "The woman in the world can't do it, I can't stand it after just a few strokes." When I thought about it back then, when I was with the second sister egg, I had to ...... at least."

Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie proudly stretched out two fingers: "Two hours." ”

Looking at Zhu Bajie, who was not ashamed of this matter, but was proud, Liu Neng was speechless, and secretly said in his heart that he finally met his opponent, and the thickness of Zhu Bajie's face was definitely the same level as himself.

Liu Neng ignored Zhu Bajie, but he didn't expect that this product would provoke Liu Neng. But he stretched out his hand and patted Liu Neng's chest: "Master Fahai, you are pitiful!"

"What's wrong with me?" Liu Neng didn't expect him to come like this, and asked strangely.

"Monks, monks, naturally homeless. How fragrant a woman's meat is!" Zhu Bajie narrowed his eyes intoxicatedly: "You, a monk, I'm afraid you won't know what women taste like for the rest of your life!"

Liu Neng's true happiness is that he can't wait to fly up and kick this shameless one to death. Although Gao Cuilan was born cute, she was much worse than Liu Neng's three wives. In vain, this nerd thought that he was blessed, but he didn't expect that Liu Neng didn't fall in love with Gao Cuilan at all.

But Liu Neng didn't want to compare women with this idiot, so after a turn of thought, he deliberately sneered: "Marshal Zhu, I'm a monk, aren't you?"

This surprise is not trivial, Zhu Bajie's two little eyes are full of light, staring at Liu Neng deadly.

"Don't forget what you said to Guanyin Bodhisattva back then!" Liu Neng then added.

"Go out and talk!" Zhu Bajie looked at Liu Neng suspiciously, muttered, took two small thick legs, and walked out.

Liu Neng is not afraid of Zhu Bajie, after he got the sword technique of slashing Sendai, he hasn't had time to practice it. If it's a real fight, it's just time to practice with this nerd.

The two of them shot lightning quickly, and in the blink of an eye, they ran out for dozens of miles, and it was not until a small mountain that Zhu Bajie stopped. But I don't know where I found a nine-toothed nail rake just now, pointed at Liu Neng, and shouted: "Who are you? Why do you know about me and Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Seeing Zhu Bajie stand, Liu Neng also stood still, gently wrapped his fingers around the black ring on his middle finger, and said in a dark manner: "The poor monk Fahai, although he is a heavenly deacon, he has something to do with Lingshan. Just your little, you can't hide the poor monk's eyes at all!"

"Heavenly Court Execution!" Zhu Bajie paused, the nail rake in his hand, and shook it, revealing the true image of a pig's head and human body: "But the Jade Emperor Lao'er sent you to arrest me." ”

Hearing Zhu Bajie say this, Liu Neng immediately remembered what Yang Chan had said, but he didn't care to deceive people, so he replied bluntly: "Although the Jade Emperor hates you to the bone, he is not qualified to send a poor monk down." ”

"Then who sent you down?" Zhu Bajie asked.

"Lao Tzu was not sent down, but forced down!" Listening to Zhu Bajie's pot and not opening it, Liu Neng's heart was even more angry, and the ring in his hand was about to turn into a whirlwind.

"Who sent me down, you don't care! You can't care either!" Liu Neng replied angrily.

"Don't you say yes?" Zhu Bajie's little eyes suddenly released a fierce light: "Then I'll hit you!"

Before the words fell, the nine-toothed nail rake had already been raised high, and it was directly built towards Liu Neng's head with the momentum of splitting Huashan.

Liu Neng's eyes flashed, but when he saw that Zhu Bajie was shocking as soon as he made a move, the fighting intent in his heart was also ignited, his ring shook, and the jet-black broadsword appeared in the world for the first time.

"The wind is surging!"

As soon as Liu Neng made a move, it was the first time in the three styles of slashing immortals, he raised his hand and released ten thousand swords, and attacked Zhu Bajie in a whirlwind. The sword was surging like a black moon, as if each one was an entity, and it was a roar that shook the mountains with a loud voice.

The sword was unstoppable, like a storm coming, colliding with the glow of the nine-tooth nail rake, and suddenly the black light was sheng, the waves were surging, and even the earth was moved, making a clicking sound, like an earthquake coming, emitting cracks like snakes and dragons.

"Immortal Secret Method!" Zhu Bajie looked at Liu Neng with palpitations, and continuously waved the nail rake in his hand, striking out the Dao Xia Light, before finally breaking the Black Moon Blade away.

The Three Styles of Killing Immortals is a secret method designed for the Executioner of the Immortal Cutting Stage, which can be challenged beyond the ranks. Although Zhu Bajie's body is a demon, and he has been enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he began to eat fasting and chant Buddha, but his essence is still immortal, and this trick is his nemesis. The reason why he was able to break this method was that Liu Neng was not proficient in this move, and he did not advance, otherwise, he would probably end up with hatred.

"Do you believe me now?" Liu Neng retracted his knife and stood up, with two cold glints in his eyes.

"Look at this!" Zhu Bajie naturally knew that the secret method of cutting immortals could only be practiced by the executioner, and he tried this trick, which could be regarded as achieving his goal, and he hurriedly put away the nail rake, and said respectfully: "I don't know the gold and jade, and I don't recognize the executioner, so I should be punished!"

"Superb!" Liu Neng felt a chill in his heart and gave Zhu Bajie a very pertinent evaluation.

"Lord Executioner, I don't know what you have to do in the Nether this time, if it is useful to me. When Zhu Bajie said this, he patted his brain hard, causing the fat to tremble: "My old pig has nothing to say, I promise to serve you!"

"No wonder people say that Sun Monkey is stupid, Zhu Bajie is annihilated, and Monk Sha is a stupid third child!" Looking at Zhu Bajie's expression like a Sichuan opera changing face, Liu Neng secretly said in his heart, and said lukewarmly: "You still call me Master Fahai! Call me Lord, I'm not used to it!"

"Can I call you big brother?" Zhu Bajie glanced at Liu Neng's face, and saw that he was not annoyed that he had offended him just now, so he said cautiously.

"Whatever you want!" Liu Neng waved his hand helplessly, really speechless for this old pig on the snake and stick.

"Thanks to the presence of the eldest brother today, otherwise, it would be really difficult for the younger brother to clean up the situation. Zhu Bajie pretended to smile boldly.

"I'm talking about the second brother!" Liu Neng said, and then immediately took two more mouthfuls, looking at Zhu Bajie's respectful face, he said extremely unnaturally.

"I'll call you an old pig!" Liu Neng then changed his words.

"Big brother can call it whatever he wants!" Zhu Bajie nodded with a smile, making the cold hair on Liu Neng's back stand upright. When a pig has a flattering smile on its face, how awkward it looks.

"You better become honest and benevolent!" Liu Neng shook his head helplessly. When he saw the fat black man appear in front of him, he then asked, "How did you get poisoned? Why didn't you listen to me and lie down under the bed, and you made a pig catcher, do you really want me to catch you?"

Zhu Bajie cried with a sad old face: "Didn't you let me show my original form, big brother?"

"What does it have to do with me!" Liu Neng replied angrily.

"But those two jade bibs were given to me by my eldest brother!" Zhu Bajie argued.

"What's the matter with him?" Liu Neng became more and more confused and asked.

Zhu Bajie looked at Liu Neng with an unaware look, and his heart was put in his stomach, so he replied: "Today is the big joy of the younger brother, and after I and the Hun family are happy, we haven't fallen asleep yet." Originally, the old pig wanted to come again, but the Hun family refused to let her, saying that her health was not good, and the old pig did not follow ......"

"Don't talk about your, talk about your original form!" Liu Neng interrupted impatiently as he listened to Zhu Bajie incoherently talk about his new marriage to Gao Cuilan.

"Okay, good!" Zhu Bajie was unhappy when he heard Liu Neng's words, and he didn't dare to touch his moldy head, so he continued: "Later, the Hun family said that they should order the bride price received today first, and they just rested. So the old pig and her began to check, strange to say, just after the Hun family took out the two pieces of jade, the old pig felt that something was wrong! Then I didn't know what to do, and when I woke up, I saw my eldest brother. ”

"Damn, this old guy of the Jade Emperor!" Liu Neng couldn't help but scold, these two pieces of jade were given to him by the Jade Emperor, and it is estimated that the poison was given to him. It's a pity that he felt that the Jade Emperor was picking on the door, so he casually stuffed it into his arms. And last night was his wedding night, so it wasn't enough to deal with Yang Chan and Lingzhi? According to the practice of ordinary immortals, the things given by the Jade Emperor, even if they are tattered, have to be tributed. It is estimated that the Jade Emperor also had this idea, who would have thought that he would meet Liu Neng, a freak, and he didn't take him seriously at all, so he didn't take this thing seriously, and transferred it to Zhu Bajie, so he let him accept it on his behalf.

"Damn, is there anything good that the old man sent?" Zhu Bajie heard Liu Neng scold the Jade Emperor, and also guessed the origin of these two pieces of jade, his face couldn't help but change greatly, and he scolded on the side.

"What's wrong with him, you hate him so much?" Watching Zhu Bajie follow and scold the Jade Emperor, Liu Neng said strangely.

"That old rabbit who doesn't talk much!" Zhu Bajie scolded hatefully again, and then explained: "Big brother doesn't know, Sun Monkey made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, making the heavenly court disgraced, and the Jade Emperor's face was dull. Although that Bi Ma Wen was pressed to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain by the Buddha and punished, the Jade Emperor never forgot what happened to the stinky monkey in the Heavenly Palace. So I begged Lao Jun to create a sharp soldier, intending to end up with that red ass. ”

This thing really has a deep grudge against Sun Wukong, and he changed several ways to scold him in this sentence. Liu Neng listened to Zhu Bajie scolding Sun Wukong with all kinds of tricks, and couldn't help but secretly laugh Zhu Bajie then paused, and then the nail rake in his hand: "It's this magic weapon." ”

"What am I talking about?" Liu Neng looked up and down at the nail rake, the thing he held in Journey to the West was the least like a weapon, but he didn't expect that it was Lao Jun's own hand-built weapon, intending to kill Sun Wukong's sharp weapon.

"The old pig lived happily in heaven, eating and drinking all day long, and although the stinky monkey had offended me, the old pig could not be ignored, so he refused the old rabbit's request. Who knew that he actually talked to the old pig about the conditions!"

Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie's old face blushed slightly: "The condition he proposed is to let the old pig choose a female fairy at will in the heavenly realm to spend the night!"

"Damn! Lao Jun has a German surname with the Jade Emperor, and he exclusively trades with the fairies in the sky, and he doesn't treat them as human beings. ”

Listening to Zhu Bajie continued: "As soon as the old pig heard about this beautiful thing, he immediately agreed. The Jade Emperor immediately wrote a holy decree for me to hold. If you say that the first beauty in the sky, it should be Chang'e. It's a pity that she is too cold and never refuses to give the old pig a straight face, at this time, listening to the conditions of the Jade Emperor, the old pig immediately thought of her. ”

"Who would have thought!" Speaking of this, a hatred appeared on Zhu Bajie's face: "After the old pig went, she took out the Holy Decree of the Jade Emperor in front of Chang'e, but she didn't take it seriously. The old pig surname is together, and it is necessary to use the strong. As a result, the old rabbit was in the Guanghan Palace, and he didn't know what kind of drug Chang'e had given him, so he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone, saying that I had violated the rules of heaven, and as a result, he hit me with a 2,000 sledgehammer, and then hit the mortal world, fell into the pigsty, and became like this. ”

"You deserve it!" After Liu Neng listened, he couldn't help laughing, you dare to touch the leader's secretary, and it's light to beat you just once!

(To be continued)