93. When the white fox was riding the bus, a beautiful girl on the bus always looked at him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The white fox thought to himself: The girl may be interesting to herself, and she can't help but feel happy.

The girl got off at the station.

Seeing this, the white fox immediately followed.

The girl walked in front of her, looking back from time to time.

The white fox mustered up the courage to run forward and accosted him humorously: "Miss, why do you always look at me?

The girl glared at him and said, "Are you sick? ”

94, the white fox did not study well and was scolded by his mother.

After being scolded, the white fox looked at his father with complaining eyes and said: Why did you marry her?

Dad also said with a complaining look: It's not because of you!

95. One day, the white fox and his mother were watching TV at home

At this time, my mother suddenly said to the white fox: The light in your room doesn't seem to be turned off, white fox~ go turn it off.

The white fox then turned off the lights~

Soon the white fox came back, 'Did mom ask about it'?

Guess what the white fox said??!!!!!

The white fox said, "The room is so dark that I can't see it!"

96. In class, the teacher asked him to make sentences with a beginning and an end.

The white fox raised his hand with confidence.

Teacher: Okay, White Fox, you come first.

White Fox: This morning I was naughty and had a big poop in the living room at home, and I happened to hang a clock on the wall. There is and a clock in the huge living room.

The class burst into laughter.

97, one day,

The white fox and his girlfriend drove out for a ride, the car was almost out of gas, and there happened to be a gas station next to it.

As he drove over, a sudden gust of wind blew the white fox's hat away.

The white fox said to his girlfriend: I'll pick up the hat, you can cheer me on.

As soon as the white fox ran away, he heard his girlfriend shouting behind him: Come on!

99, one day,

After returning home from school, the white fox said to his mother, "Mom, you should give me a more powerful name." ”

Mom asked, "Why do you say that?"

White Fox White Fox: "There is a children's shoe in our class, and his name is very powerful, and the teacher never dares to call his name for him to answer questions." ”

Mom was shocked: "What's his name?"

The white fox said calmly: "Ma Ma." ”

100, Xiaomi and the white fox were walking on the street, and suddenly the white fox beat the millet.

Why is that? Because Xiaomi is a mobile phone!

101. White Fox White Fox and his girlfriend inspect the pig farm.

White Fox: How many times a day does that sturdy pig mate with a sow?

Owner: On average, there are about 10 times a day!

White Fox's girlfriend: Look at the people! Look at you again!

White Fox: Do that kind of pigs mate with the same sow every day?

Owner: No, it's mated with different sows. ”

The white fox said to his girlfriend: Look at the people! Look at you again!

103, the white fox asked Le Yimo: "What is a brother?"

Le Yimo: "I don't know"

White Fox: "Brother, you are lying in bed when you are old in 50 years,

I ask you if you drink water? You shake your head.

You still shake your head.

I'll ask again: find you a girl?

Your eyes are wide open, and tears are shining in your eyes.

Brother, help me up and try.

104. White Fox: If there are five children who eat a cake and can only cut it three times, how can you divide it equally?

Ouyang Rou: Hmm??? Well?? I want to think?? I don't know??

White Fox: Kill a child with one knife! The remaining two knives cut the cake into four pieces.

105, White Fox: "What does mom mean by honeymoon?"

Mom: "It's just that I went on a trip with your dad after I got married, and it was fun." ”

White Fox: "Did I go?"

Mom: "Of course!"

White Fox: "Why don't I know?"

Mother: "You're still young, your father took you there, and I brought you back." ”

106, the white fox asked: Why can you only say that the son is like the father, not the father is like the son?

The father asked rhetorically: Did the father come first, or did he have a son first?

The white fox said without thinking: Of course, you have a son first! If your mother doesn't give birth to me, how can you be a father?

107. Teacher: "White Fox, the teacher gave you 90 yuan, and you went to borrow 10 yuan from Tang Chen, so how much money do you have in total?"

White Fox: "0 yuan." ”

Teacher: "You don't know math at all!"

White Fox: "You don't understand Tang Chen at all!"

108. As soon as the white fox got home, his father asked: When he came back so late today, wasn't he punished by the teacher again?

The white fox didn't speak, and nodded

Dad asked: Why?

White Fox: The teacher asked me how much 2+3 is equal to, and I said it is equal to 5.

Dad: That's right?

White Fox: Later, the teacher asked, what is 3+2?

Dad: Isn't this the same?

The white fox said: Dad, I said the same thing?

109. One month before the CET-4 test, White Fox's QQ signature was "It's man-made";

One week before the exam, it was changed to "everything is as it is";

At the end of the exam, sign "Focus on participation".

110. White Fox and his girlfriend are watching TV at home.

"70% of men now want to have an extramarital affair," it was broadcast on the TV news. ”

After hearing this, the white fox hurriedly said: "Then I must be the 30% of men, I am a bastard to deceive people!"

Then, the news continued: "The other 30% of men have already had extramarital affairs. ”

111. Grandpa White Fox is 1.65 meters tall, while Grandma is 1.85 meters tall.

When the white fox was a child, his grandfather died;

Once the white fox and his grandmother were flipping through the old photos together, and it suddenly occurred to me that the two of them standing together must be very eye-catching.

"Grandma," the white fox asked curiously.

"How could you fall in love with a man who is so much shorter than you?"

Grandma turned her face to the white fox and said, "Child, we are sitting and falling in love, and by the time I stand up, it will be too late." ”

112. One day, the white fox wrote an essay in the classroom: "My Home".

The white fox wrote: "My family has three people, my father and mother,

As soon as we went out every morning, the three of us went our separate ways, went our separate ways, and in the evening we went the same way.

Dad was an architect and pointed fingers on the construction site every day;

Mom is a salesperson, and she doesn't refuse anyone to come to the store every day;

I'm a student, and I'm stuck in the classroom every day.

The three members of my family smell the same, and the family is harmonious, but when my grades are not good, my father also fights in the same room, and beats me cruelly, and my mother stands by and watches, never seeing righteousness and bravery.

113. A teacher said, "Since ancient times, no one has died. ”

Then he called the white fox to get up and took the next sentence. The white fox replied: "Since ancient times, whoever has no feces has no, and who has no paper to poop." ”

The teacher got angry and called the white fox to the punishment station.

After a few weeks, the teacher asked the white fox to answer again.

The white fox said: "Since ancient times, whoever has no, who has not used paper to poop." If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers. ”

The teacher then called the white fox to the punishment station again.

At this time, it was snowing outside the classroom. The teacher then read, "It doesn't rain when it snows on the sky, but it becomes rain on the snow slopes." When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place? ”

The white fox groaned: "The teacher doesn't eat when he eats, and the rice will turn into in the stomach." How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place. The teacher fainted on the spot.

114. When the bus is waiting for the red light,

The white fox shouted: "Driver, open the door, I want to get out of the car." "

"Is this a stop sign?" said the driver angrily.

Just because this is not a stop sign, I'm going to tell you

115. The white fox asked, "Is the mayor of Nanjing called Jiang Daqiao?"

The white fox said that when I crossed the river in Nanjing by train, how did I see a billboard that read:

Welcome to Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge.

116. Once the white fox stood on the scale

The results do not show numbers

The white fox called Le Yimo to come and see

Le Yimo said, "You are standing on an induction cooker"

117, in the final exam, the white fox's answers were obviously written correctly, but the teacher did not give him a full score, why.

Because it was all true/false questions, the white fox replied "yes."

118. One day, the white fox hurriedly ran home and said to his mother: "Mom, give me 3 yuan, there is an old uncle outside who is so miserable!"

So he happily took 3 yuan and asked, "What's his name?"

White Fox said: "He asked Ultraman to sign a 3 piece." ”~~~

119. The white fox just got a haircut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and said with a smile: White fox, your head shape looks like a kite!

The white fox felt very aggrieved, so he ran outside to cry.

Crying and crying. And he flew.

120, the white fox and Le Yimo are very thin, and when they eat, they ask why,

Le Yimo said: When I was a child, I heard the teacher say that there are many children in the mountains who are not full of food and clothing, and from then on, they have to save half of their meals and hope to donate them to the children in the mountains, so they have not developed well.

Le Yimo asked why the white fox is so thin?,

White Fox: When I was a child, my family was poor, and the teacher said that the children in the city would save food for us, but we never waited.

122, the white fox lost a leg in a car accident,

The white fox lost another leg in a car accident,

Another car accident in which the white fox lost his other leg,

In a car accident, the white fox lost another leg of his life.

In fact, the white fox here is a white fox.

123, the white fox owes 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, and the white fox begged him for a few more days.

The people in the money bank said: You must pay it back tomorrow, otherwise...... , chop off 2 fingers, and the day after tomorrow...... On the 3rd day, 4 pieces are chopped......

White Fox: Don't you have to pay it back?

Money Man: No, you'll be Tinker Bell then

PS: Guys, I can find the white fox on the Internet to get out, it's very limited.

This means that it is about to be solved.

It's okay, the fox has brought us a lot of joy anyway.

In addition, I used the names of the white fox and the novel to make the characters, mainly because the names of the characters in the novel are from the novel.

What they say is in no way indicative of their character.

In addition, the white fox has no parents and no girlfriend, this fox who is destined to be lonely for a lifetime, don't have any illusions about him anymore.

That's how it is said that instead of worshipping the white fox, it is better to worship the radish......

I think it's funny collection. Facial paralysis that I don't think is funny.