Nan Tianba was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "I understand, the master must be drunk, and the junior brother gets in the car!"

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"This Yingzheng loves to engage in face-saving projects, you see these roads, all paved with bluestone slabs, like spider webs, are they not wasted? There are also such big street signs, which are mere formalities...... As for a plate of boiled orchid beans that looks like a lump of poop? Braised bamboo shoots with fried tofu, I don't know how he came up with it. Nan Tianba was angry at the thought of the lunch dish just now.

"I think Qin Shi Huang is good, at least he didn't spend his money on eating, drinking, and having fun. Dominate in the human world, be at ease in the fairy world, and live the life you want to live. What more can a husband ask for, what more can a husband ask for?" Tang Linkun's face was full of longing.

Nan Tianba drove the carriage along Huanzhuang Avenue to the west.

Two rows of straight metasequoia also sandwiched an avenue large enough to row eight horses' buttocks.

"Senior brother, look at the street signs...... Genhe Road. Qiannan, Kunbei, Lidong, Kanxi, Dudongnan, Zhendong, Xunxinan, Genxi, this road should be facing northwest. ”

Tang Linkun felt very surprised, some of the ambiguous knowledge in his mind in the past had not been in the immortal realm for two days, and all of them were extremely clear. This week's easy gossip, in the past, I only had a rough tour, but now I can open my mouth to come.

"Senior brother, sit tight, our carriage is about to take off. "Nan Tianba followed the example of his master and waved his whip.

The Pegasus is getting faster and faster, and the sound of the horse's hooves is gradually becoming more and more uncountable.

"Rise!" Nan Tianba pulled the reins, and the momentum was as powerful as a civil aviation captain with a group of air ladies.

The carriage gradually stopped......

"What's going on?" Nan Tianba jumped out of the carriage and checked the wheels on both sides.

"Senior brother, the action of you pulling the reins is definitely wrong, Pegasus thinks you are trying to make them stop, you try again, loosen the reins. ”

The carriage was running at top speed again, "Come on!"

No matter how much Nan Tianba loosened the reins, it was useless, and as soon as Nan Tianba, who had the strength to lift the chrysanthemum, pulled the reins, Tianma stopped again.

"Senior brother, why don't I try it?" Tang Linkun shouted on the side, since the master said that he could do it, how could he be willing not to give it a try?

It's also strange to say, as soon as Tang Linkun got started, Tianma ran less than twenty steps, "Get up!" With Tang Linkun's command, the carriage left the ground in an instant, and soon exceeded the height of the treetops.

"Senior brother, is the master hiding from me to teach you some whimsical formulas?" Nan Tianba patted Tang Linkun on the shoulder.

"Senior brother, no, haven't we been together all the time? I didn't know what was going on, so I shouted, and the carriage got up...... Why doesn't my brother believe me? If there is a formula, can I not tell you?"

"I think it's weird, do you have more arm strength than mine?"

The carriage rushed up to the clouds after a while, Tang Linkun turned his head and said, "Senior brother, when the master wakes up, let's ask, won't we?"

"These two big animals are too bad to know what to do, and I led them to drink water and feed them. At the critical moment, it was not powerful at all. Forget it, I'd better take a good nap!" Nan Tianba babbled and said that he was sleepy.

Tang Linkun set up a carriage and galloped for tens of thousands of miles...... Until the evening of the West Mountain, Tang Linkun saw a Pegasus looking back from time to time, knowing that they were tired. Shaking the reins, Chi Ji and the thief slowed down.

The height of the carriage dropped sharply, and when it passed through the clouds, it felt that it was very fast, and Tang Linkun was so anxious that he shouted: "Master, wake up, I don't know how to go down-"

"Lin Kun, don't be afraid, just sit tight, Chi Ji and Thief Li know what to do?"

The carriage landed on a road four horse's buttocks wide, flanked by fields of golden wheat, and heavy ears of wheat swaying, which should be ready in a few days.

"Master, where is this?" Nan Tianba got out of the carriage and stretched.

"It should still be within the boundaries of your uncle's territory. ”

"Wow - Qin Shi Huang is too arrogant...... Master, why can't I drive the carriage, but Senior Brother Tang can?"

"Oh God, it's all your fault...... Come on, let the carriage unload first, and let Chiji and the thieves rest. ”

Watching Tianma grazing along the side of the road, the three masters and apprentices sat on the ridge, and the confused fairy said with a smile: "In Daohuaxiang Farm, Tianba, you don't think the food is rough, you haven't eaten a bite, you haven't eaten a full stomach, how do you drive the carriage?"

"I'm full! Didn't we bring our own food?"

"The orchid beans that your uncle entertained you or something, eating one bite is a mouthful of fairy honey worth three years of skill, it is not ordinary food, it's a pity that you don't eat it!"

"Master, why didn't you say it earlier, I know it's fairy honey, I'm ...... I ate all the plates of the Qin Shi Emperor. ”

"Haha......" Confused Immortal and Tang Linkun laughed.

"Immortal fate is hard to find, for the teacher to say it, you still don't break your stomach? What will the senior brother think of me? I didn't expect that this time the senior brother would entertain us with food rich in fairy honey, I have been to Daohuaxiang Farm more than ten times, this is the first time. ”

"Master, when will I be as imaginative as my junior brother? I won't have to wait another year and a half!"

"Tianba, what do you think this is?"

The confused fairy took out a cloth bag from his arms, put a small cloth bag as big as a palm on the ground, and when he saw the wind, a sack of peanuts appeared in front of him, "Before leaving, my senior brother gave me a bag of peanuts, Tianba, you can eat it if you want!"

"Thank you, master! ”

Nan Tianba opened the sack and peeled off the raw rice before he put it in his mouth, so he shouted in a fuss: "It's fragrant, it's too fragrant, it's too fragrant." ”

"Lin Kun, you must be hungry after driving all afternoon, and you can eat too. ”

"I'm not hungry. Master, is our Rope Palace that big?" Tang Linkun stood up and looked at the endless wheat fields, and said enviously.

"The realm of rice flowers is 50,000 miles long, how can the Rope Palace be so big, the radius is only 500 miles. "The confused fairy face is ashamed.

"Master, you have also been an emperor in the human world, the grandson of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, why does he Qin Shi Huang occupy so many places?" Nan Tianba ate Yingzheng's falling peanuts and was indignant.

The confused immortal was stunned for a moment, his identity in the human world is rarely known in the fairy world, and he has almost forgotten the unbearable past from the king, emperor, and marquis for more than 2,000 years. Liu He was only in his early thirties when he died of depression, and when he became an immortal, Liu He deliberately changed his name to "Hu Tu" and set his age at 60 years old. I didn't expect to show my ugliness today.

After being silent for a long time, the confused fairy spit out the chewed wheat stalks in his mouth and said: "Senior brother Yingzheng is eloquent and strategic in the human world, and when he came to the immortal world, he managed the law and made great progress, and how many people in the entire immortal world can compare......?

The eyes of the confused fairy are shining, and they are about to flow down.

"Master, not many people believe in the human world what Huo Guang said. Doing 1,127 bad things in 27 days, shaving 8 hours a day to sleep, 2 hours to eat and go to the toilet, and doing an average of 3 bad things per hour, the ghost believes what he says, this fake is too ridiculous. Tang Linkun's brain is like a sophisticated computer, and after calculating the answer, he comforts the master.

"This dead Huo Guang, master, you are the emperor, what's wrong with sleeping with a few women? In order for his daughter to become the queen, he protected Chun Yuyan, who poisoned Empress Xu Pingjun, and his wife, and he was a big traitor at all. Master, haven't you met Huo Guang, Zhang Anshi, and Tian Yannian in the fairy world?" Nan Tianba swallowed a few peanuts rich in fairy honey, and his brain became extremely clear, and he almost memorized the books he had read in the past.

The confused immortal shook his head indifferently, Tang Linkun could especially understand the master's mood at the moment, he had been burdened with a notoriety of thousands of years, and his psychology was not strong and he would have collapsed long ago.

"Master, don't worry, after returning to the Rope Palace, Senior Brother Tang and I will definitely cultivate diligently, and one day we will meet Huo Guang and a few of them, and they will be good-looking. The more Nan Tianba spoke, the more excited he became, Huo Di stood up, "Master, you don't have to be sad, he Qin Shi Huang can live so nourishedly, we can do it, he will manage it, and Senior Brother Tang and I won't? One day, our Rope Palace will stand tall in the forest of famous palaces in the fairy world." Master, when that time comes, you can just lie down and suck honey. ”

"Master, justice is at ease in the hearts of the people, although my senior brother and I have only been in the fairy world for two days, we believe in our eyes, the master is definitely the best immortal in the fairy world. Tang Linkun said.

"The junior brother is right, the master is the first good immortal. ”

It was rare for the two apprentices to understand themselves so well, and the confused fairy was already relieved in his heart, and he said sincerely:

"Good apprentice, thank you! The master did a lot of foolish things in the human world when he was young, no wonder the surname Huo practiced me, I don't want you to be angry for me, the master doesn't hate him anymore. I just ask you to cultivate well, we will work together to carry forward the signboard of the Great Rope Palace, you have a good immortal path, and the master will be very satisfied. ”

"Yes! Master. ”

Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba agreed in unison.

"After the master was abolished and came to Haiyang County, his free time was basically spent on studying physiognomy, and he gained the essence. The Yellow Emperor is majestic like a dragon, his forehead is as wide as a shield, the emperor's teeth are pieced, the emperor's eyebrows are eight-colored, the eyes of the emperor have double pupils, and the ears of Dayu have three big holes. Those who have achieved great things in ancient times have different faces. The two of you are a once-in-a-lifetime 'four-phase face', Zhendong is a 'faceless face' with incompatible facial features, and this year's master's luck is really good, and he accepted three of your highly qualified apprentices at once. I'm so happy......"

The confused fairy has been aggrieved for so many years, and with the release of his identity, he suddenly became full of feelings, more than 2,000 years of past, and the two apprentices chatted until the dead of night, and the fairy insects chirped - chirp!

......

There are things that are long, and things that are not short. The three masters and apprentices took turns driving the carriage, stopping and stopping along the way, 360,000 miles of clouds and moons, which was enough for nearly ten days and nights.

On this day, Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba were drowsy, and suddenly heard the confused immortal shouting: "Disciples, the rope palace is almost here, grasp it!"