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In fact, the world is full of deep malice towards creatures like "fathers".

As a father, you have to work hard, earn money to support your family, use your own backbone to pick up the burden of the family, and educate your children well. "The son is the thing that makes the father worry the least.

finally gave birth to a lovely daughter, innocent and cute and knows how to honor her parents, she is simply the reincarnation of her father's lover in her previous life, but when she grows to a certain age, she wants to marry and run away with other men.

What do you mean by being a father?

The Dragon King of the West Sea is eager to find a three-foot Qingfeng now, and directly swallow the sword and commit suicide. He jumped up from the clouds and said angrily, "Which man is it? Take me to see it, I'll stab him to death." ”

"Stabb to death, don't do it!" The little white dragon was stunned, he had always been like a good gentleman's father, how could he have such a murderous side.

The Dragon King of the West Sea grabbed the little white dragon's shoulder and said, "Where are you progressing now? Did that happen...... I'm telling you, you can't get on the bus and buy a ticket, you must wait until ......you get married."

Xiao Bailong didn't understand, she has received everyone's beautiful education since she was a child, where can she understand what terms such as "get on the bus first and then buy a ticket", she said innocently: "He got on the bus......"

"Poof!" the Dragon King of the West Sea fell to the clouds, foaming at the mouth, unconscious. At this time, the second half of the little white dragon's sentence followed: "Bicycle." ”

The other three dragon kings hurriedly pinched the dragon king of the West Sea, rubbed his temples, and gave first aid, where could he still take care of the rain.

At the same time, on the ground......

Huli Daxian gave an order just now, and it was stormy and rainy. It's not lively, but she didn't expect that in a blink of an eye, the rain in the sky actually stopped, and half a drop of water no longer floated down, she couldn't help but wonder: "Meow? The rain just stopped suddenly? That's not quite right. ”

Luli Daxian couldn't help but walk on the stage: "Sister, why doesn't it rain on you?"

Yang Li Daxian also came to the ground and said, "Could it be that the incantation has been pronounced a few words wrong?"

Huli Daxian said: "I didn't read it wrong, I don't know why." ”

The three Dao Gu got together, their faces full of confusion.

The expressions of the three of them fell in the eyes of the onlookers, the reporters reacted very quickly, and the photographer immediately gave a close-up of the faces of the three people, and the reporters on the scene immediately picked up the microphone and said loudly: "Something is wrong, and there is a serious mistake in asking for rain in the Taoist Party." The rain in the sky had just begun and immediately stopped...... In the past, the Taoist Party, which had been tried and tested repeatedly, finally lost a trick in the link of begging for rain, but it was not as stable as the artificial rain of the Buddhist Party. ”

In fact, artificial rainfall is also very unstable, sometimes it can't rain for half a day with various instruments, and sometimes the investment is huge, and a lot of manpower and material costs are used. But it could only rain a little, but Huli Daxian's prayer for rain has always been stable. There has never been a mistake in eight years. Because of this, in the past eight years, the Taoist Party has developed many new followers, and the Buddhist Party has suffered a heavy blow in this regard.

Unexpectedly, now the Taoist Party's request for rain has actually made a mistake, which is a great opportunity for the Buddhist Party to counterattack.

The bald heads of the Buddhist party immediately jumped. shouted wildly: "Hahahaha, the spring of the Buddhist Party is coming, our Buddhist Party is going to win, hahahaha......"

The news media, which was biased towards the Buddhist Party, also immediately carried out a big report, and for a while. There are many television stations across the country that broadcast the news of the failure of the Taoist Party to ask for rain.

"It can't be, there must be something wrong with Meow. Huli Daxian raised his head to the sky and shouted: "Thank you to the immortals, every time the trail used to ask for rain, there was a meow to answer every time, why not meow this time?

The immortals in the sky didn't have time to pay attention to him, Feng Po and the others had already been driven away by Sun Wukong, and the three dragon kings were busy first aiding the Dragon King of the West Sea, how could they have time to care what she said below? The sky was quiet, and only a few white clouds could be seen floating around.

Huli Daxian was crazy, and jumped up two feet high at once: "This is impossible, this is impossible meow!"

The people of the Buddhist Party immediately sarcastically said: "It's really ugly to fail but dare not face it." ”

"Well, I failed, I admit I failed. Huli Daxian jumped off the high platform and said indignantly: "But how can I meow if I fail? Your Buddhist Party's broken artificial rain has only fallen a little drizzle, although my prayer for rain has failed, but the amount of rain that has just begun for a short time can be equal to your artificial rainfall, you are proud of a fart." ”

As soon as she said this, the Buddhist Party was also embarrassed, the artificial rainfall was indeed a bit of a pit, and the rain of the Buddhist Party just now really only fell a little drizzle, and it was useless.

A female reporter said loudly: "The artificial rainfall of the Buddhist Party is insufficient, and the Taoist Party's request for rain has only been falling for a short time, and the two parties have reached a draw, and now the crux of the problem falls on our third political party, that is, the Otaku Party......

"Oh, it's amazing, the online support rate of the otaku party is surprisingly high, and in that short period of time just now, the otaku girls of Che Chiguo have sent more than 10 million blessings to the otaku party. Now let the host choose a few for you to read......"

"Lord Patronus, please ask for the rain to succeed!"

"The Patronus is omnipotent, and asking for rain is a piece of cake, and there is no difficulty. ”

"The Patronus Saint is so handsome, there's nothing a handsome guy can't do. ”

"Patronus, I'm going to give you a baby. ”

The female reporter turned off her mobile phone with an embarrassed face, and said in sweat: "Okay, the campaign speeches of the supporters of the otaku party have read here, let's pay attention to the scene." ”

Countless microphones were handed to Tang Sen, and the female reporter took the lead and asked: "Mr. Tang Sen, the leader of the Otaku Party, may I ask which way you plan to ask for rain? The Buddhist Party has chosen artificial rainfall, and the Taoist Party has adopted the method of praying for rain, so I think you will choose a completely different way of praying for rain from them, so as to reflect your superior standard......

Townsend: Nima, I'm not going to ask for rain at all, I'm going to ask for rain for a girl, and when did I say I wanted to participate in this bullshit campaign of yours? Is it really okay for you to pull foreigners in and run for president?

Tang Sen put on a serious expression: "Asking for rain? I don't do such a thing as asking for rain...... Ahem......"

"Don't ask for rain?" the female reporter said curiously: "Then how are you going to defeat the Buddha Party and the Taoist Party?"

Tang Sen spread his hands and said, "I'm not interested in defeating them. ”

After hearing this, the female reporter immediately turned to face the camera and said: "All the audience friends in the country, just two seconds ago, Mr. Townese, the leader of the Otaku Party, made earth-shattering remarks, he didn't look at the Buddhist Party and the Taoist Party at all, and actually disdained to defeat them, it seems that Mr. Townsend didn't regard the Buddha Party and the Taoist Party as opponents at all, and he didn't even have the interest in treating them equally, what moves did he have, it was really worth looking forward to." ”

Tang Sen was crazy: "I'll rub, don't misinterpret other people's meanings." ”

"I'll make sure to you again, don't you really ask for rain?"

"Don't ask for it!" said Tang Sen, "I won't ask for rain at all......"

The audience across the country was in an uproar: "No, the president of our Chechi country must be able to beg for rain, otherwise our country will be desertified and will be completely finished." Did the otaku party make a statement that they would not run for election?"

At this moment, all the reporters screamed at the sky at the same time: "Oh my God, look at the sky. ”

All the cameras were raised together, and the reporters roared excitedly: "Look, the Dragon King of the Four Seas in charge of rain has appeared in the sky. ”

Sure enough, in front of the lens of the camera, four old men of the dragon king clan clearly appeared on the clouds in the sky, wearing dragon robes, what is not the dragon king? Because of the special geographical climate, Che Chi Kingdom is very easy to desertify, so the people of the whole country worship the dragon king who can rain, and when they saw the dragon king appear in the sky, except for the photographers who had been responsible for carrying the camera in the air, everyone else worshiped almost at the same time.

Next, something that shocked Che Chi even more appeared, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas actually descended from the sky together and descended to the scene of the presidential election.

At this time, all the Che Chi people went completely crazy, and many people roared: "Dragon King, it's Lord Dragon King!"

"Hurry up, living Dragon King!"

Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian, and Yangli Daxian were also stunned, and after the three of them were fluted, Huli Daxian suddenly said in ecstasy: "I understand Meow, I finally understand the reason why it can't rain today, my spell invited the Dragon King, and they came to do the backstage for us, hahahahaha, there is no problem for our party to continue to be re-elected as president, hahahaha...... Lord Dragon, I invited you here, look here!"

Huli Daxian waved vigorously at the Dragon King of the Four Seas!

It's a pity that the Dragon King of the Four Seas ignored him completely, and the four of them walked in front of Tang Sen side by side, looking left and right.

Tang Sen couldn't understand why several dragon kings came to watch him, looking dazed.

After ten seconds, the Dragon King of the West Sea suddenly cried "wow": "No wonder my daughter wants to follow this man, he is indeed very handsome, much more handsome than me, a father, wow...... Woo...... When they were young, they were actually handsome guys, but now that they are old, they really can't compete with young people. ”

The Dragon King of the West Sea cried in a mess.

Tang Sen was dazed: "Old man, what are you talking about?"

The other three dragon kings stretched out their hands at the same time, patted Tang Sen lightly on the shoulder, and said, "Virtuous niece and son-in-law, we are optimistic about you!" (to be continued......)