Click, click.

A tall horse with a fiery red coat and a well-built body walked on the official road with its head held high.

Immediately, a female knight, dressed in red and wearing black hair, was heroic.

Above the horse's buttocks, behind the female knight's buttocks, sat a monk.

Passers-by looked sideways, thinking it was strange.

"Look at it! Look at it again, gouge out your eyeballs!" It turned out that the female knight was a tigress, glaring at the tiger and roaring: "Get out!"

"Sister Peony, this, this is really ......" The monk looked unlucky, and drooped his head: "Strange panic!"

"Less nonsense!" It turned out to be a peony girl, with a monk without Zen: "No Zen, come here!

A saddle, shared by the two, is a little uncomfortable: "Sister Peony, your ass is too big." ”

“......”

This is the first time that Muzen has ridden a horse in his life, and it is also the first time that Rouge has been ridden by two people in his life.

But Rouge is not tired at all, Rouge is willing.

Rouge turned his head and looked at Wuzen with two big amorous eyes, and Rouge flicked his tail and motioned for Wuzen to sit in front of him.

"Hold on, hold on to my waist!" Sister Peony commanded loudly.

Sister Peony's ass is very big, but Sister Peony's waist is very thin, and Wuzen hugged it tightly.

The beauty is hugging, the fragrance is wafting, and Wu Zen is fascinated: "Sister Peony, Wu Zen wants to pee." ”

“......”

Fairy couples, rivers and lakes are free, which is a little different from the imagination of the peony woman.

"Hey-" The peony girl sighed faintly, and was jealous, and she felt that she was inhuman.

"Sister Peony, where has this gone?"

"Sister Peony, when will you be able to catch up with Brother Yin?"

"Sister Peony, why don't you speak?"

"Sister Peony, why are you staring and pouting?"

"Sister Peony, Wuzen feels a little dizzy and hot, why is this?"

Smoked, shaky, and Zen-free monks are not only sticky, but also faint.

The Peony girl didn't speak because the Peony girl regretted it, and regretted that she shouldn't have rescued him from the cave.

The Peony girl wanted to cry very much, and the Peony girl didn't know why.

Of course, it's the same whether you say it or not, the peony girl has her own thoughts about the peony girl.

In the thick and fiery chest, beyond the two strong arms, there was another hard thing on top of it.

So, and what?

The peony girl's face was redder, redder than the clothes on her body, and redder than the color of the coat on Rouge's body.

Crazy men and women, have their own fun, and there is not enough charm and outsiders.

Where she has gone now, Miss Peony doesn't know.

Just go.

There is a city in front, not big or small, famous as the city of five flowers.

This city has eight gates, the city is not large, but there are many doorways, and it should be called the city of various gates.

Two people, a horse, entered the city of variety.

Since then, the rivers and lakes have changed.

At the same time.

"Woo, woo, oh!"

The janitor was holding a roast chicken and nibbling on it, and he was happily gnawing on his face: "Really, it's delicious!"

This gatekeeper is even bigger than the head of the house, and he is incompetent.

Needless to say, this janitor accepted bribes again, neglected his duties, and even acted as a traitor.

"Uh-" The incompetent fairy wiped his mouth, burped, and smiled contentedly.

The incompetent immortal thinks that even if he dies immediately, it is worth it!

At the door, there is an empty bamboo basket containing a total of ten roast chickens.

Incompetence kicked it away and buried countless chicken bones.

This is destroying the evidence.

"Whew-"

A gust of wind blew over, and I couldn't help but look back-

I saw a figure, flying down the mountain like a star gallop, only a few ups and downs on the mountain road, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Too, too, too uncle!" The incompetent eyes were very sharp: "Wow-"

Impotence can see, impotence can't help but see, just because that long stick whistles by, standing on the ground and standing up to the sky!

In the nineteenth year of Longjing, summer.

After more than 20 years, the dumb monk Dinghai reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and the Buddha stick was born again.

The Mad Wand method has once again appeared in the world.

What is a half-madman?

When people are crazy, sticks are not crazy.

When the stick is crazy, people are not crazy.

Just because there is no Zen, the sea is out of the mountain, right and wrong, see you when you stick down!

Dinghai disdains to argue, Dinghai resolutely goes, what Niu's family, what Zen Buddhism, what rules, what Nanshan, all throw aside and leave behind! Say go, let's go, let's cry and laugh, one by one pretend to be crazy and stupid and then act! Jokes! It's just a child's trick, how can Dinghai not see it! I said that Dinghai's heart is like a mirror, and Dinghai is like a mirror, in fact, Dinghai knows better than anyone else in his heart.

Just as no one knows, when Wuzen is gone, Dinghai is also there.

Lingxiu is not a good monk, Lingxiu is a little naughty ghost, Dinghai thinks so.

Lingxiu's cleverness and small actions can't hide from Dinghai. Dinghai has a number in his heart, Dinghai just doesn't say it, Dinghai is old, and he hasn't lived in vain. Dinghai's feelings for Wuzen are completely grandson-like family affection, which has long surpassed the boundaries of Buddhism. There are no rules, as long as Wuzen is happy, Wuzen can do anything. There is no reason, as long as Wuzen is happy, Dinghai can do anything. What's wrong with marrying a daughter-in-law? Why can't Wuzen marry a daughter-in-law? Dinghai has a straight face, stealing fun, and wakes up laughing when he sleeps, and he is counting on Wuzen to give birth to a little Wuzen again!

It's just the same, what you practice without Zen is the authentic Tongzi Gong of Buddhism, and if you want to give birth to a little Zen, you have to wait.

The essence is still to be guarded, Yuanyang must not be broken, and when the Vajra is not bad to be cultivated, there is no Zen -

The seventh and final level of Vajra is not bad: Harmony.

Wuzen is still the body of a child, which Dinghai can see.

Therefore, Dinghai wants to go down the mountain, Dinghai is not at ease without Zen, the world is difficult and dangerous, and the heart is sinister, and there is a tigress beside Wuzen, and if she is not careful, she will swallow Wuzen with her belt and bones! This is the reason why Dinghai goes out of the mountain, of course, this is not the only reason. I heard that there is a Yan Beige, and if he is not convinced, Dinghai will go to subdue him! I heard that the current number one in the world of martial arts is named Long Zhen, and Dinghai is going to tell him who is the real number one in the world. I heard that the current rivers and lakes are no longer the rivers and lakes of the past, and Dinghai wants to see it and see if the name Dinghai has been forgotten.

Dinghai is not old, Dinghai still has a competitive heart, and there is still an innate vigorous fighting spirit!

At the foot of the mountain, Dinghai turned his head sharply, and he was happy!

It looks like one hundred and eight.

Dinghai is very satisfied with his acting skills, and Dinghai thinks that his acting skills are also average, the first in the world!

The years are like knives, carved by wind and frost, and an old face full of wrinkles glows with a different look at that moment!

There is no one around, a junction.

Dinghai looked left and right, then chose a road, and strode forward.

Where does Wu Zen go, where does Dinghai go.

The fist without Zen, the stick of the sea, therefore, the rivers and lakes are about to change.

The light of the sky is cast obliquely, shining on the Buddha stick, leaving a long shadow――――――――――――――