The Niu family went out to fight Nanshan Zen Buddhism!

Not to mention that more than a month ago, the monks of Nanshan Zen Buddhism have suffered enough from the peony woman, and today the Niu family is almost full of people, and the terrible place of the Niu family is finally revealed at this time-

"Master Kongwen! Master Kongwen!" A dry old woman cried and shouted and rushed up, surrounded Kongwen, helped him up, put on his clothes, and cared for him with great courtesy: "Master Kongwen, give us a lecture quickly, we all love to listen to it!" Speaking of idols, it is natural that Lingxiu monk is indispensable: "Lingxiu Divine Doctor! Bodhisattva in white!" Do you remember the slave family?"

"Woo wow wow wow la!" Niu Niuniu is a person who is crazy, and has completely inherited the precious qualities of the Niu family's heroes: "Giggles, big, big!" Bai Dafu gave her a ride on her neck, shook her head with a smile, and sighed: "Steward Qian, please raise your noble hand." Steward Qian said slowly: "Again, pee?" After that, Steward Qian raised his hand and wiped his neck with a diaper: "Auntie, the diaper is almost gone......

More than a dozen tenches rushed in, carrying large boxes and small boxes one after another, box after box, one trip after another, boxes of cloth and satin, boxes of incense and candle offerings, boxes of vegetarian food, boxes of rice flour and oil tea, boxes with big red happy words, and big red silk flowers on the burden.

A dry maid has already stepped forward, looking east, west, Buddha, and monk, his face is full of curiosity, and his eyes are full of freshness. Inevitably, I can't help but make judgments, and I can't help but move my hands and feet, oh yes! Oh yes! There are so many monks! Hee hee ha, twitter, like entering a vegetable market, pick and choose three and four random prices! This tall, that short, this fat, that thin, this face has a mole, that mouth is crooked! The old and the small are not as good as our aunt, and our little aunt is not as good as our aunt?

Immediately at a disadvantage, immediately dwarfed, the monks of Nanshan Zen Buddhism stared at each other, and they were all stupid. This is Nanshan Zen Buddhism, and pilgrims, tourists, and monks have not never seen it, but they have never seen such a swaggering and unscrupulous attitude that they do not treat themselves as outsiders at all! What are you doing here? Don't you understand the rules? This is a quiet place in the Buddhist gate, and you cannot be rude in words and deeds, but you can be angry and annoying, and you are not presumptuous!

This is a person from the Niu family, a cow peony is nothing, and the monks of Nanshan Zen Buddhism are going to have a long insight.

Mrs. Niu worships the Buddha by herself, and she has no children left.

The old man Niu stood in the middle, motionless, more than the Poseidon Needle.

No one paid attention to Dinghai, only Dinghai, who was left out in the cold.

Dinghai has already sat down.

In front of the Buddha, under the incense case, on the futon, sit with your eyes closed, and the Buddha stick is placed horizontally on your knees.

In fact, Dinghai was already angry, and every part of Dinghai's body was trembling with anger, but no one could see it.

Not for breaking into the mountain gate, not for the torture rod not falling, not for these people to ignore the sea.

Just for, it's the other way around!

How can this be reasonable! How can there be such a reason! Before I have found the door, I actually came to the door! On the contrary, it is the Nanshan Zen sect and Dinghai who should be looking for the Niu family to settle accounts! I first coaxed the Wuzen monk to ask for his daughter-in-law, and then connived at my own daughter-in-law to go up the mountain to spread wildness, who is the Niu family? What is this doing? Going back to the door? Turning the door upside down? A day trip to Nanshan Zen Buddhism? Organizing a group? This, this, and this dowry have all been carried up the mountain! What is this trying to do? How can you not deceive people too much!

In fact, Dinghai has a number in his heart, and the people of the Niu family want to make the fake come true!

It's not excessive, it's too much! If you want to return to the vulgar without Zen, leave Nanshan Zen Buddhism, don't die if you don't want to Dinghai!

I don't admit to death!

Finally, Master Niu stepped forward.

He bowed deeply and said with a smile: "Old man Niu Dehou, meet the Dinghai Monk." ”

This is, war declared.

If you want to fight, you will fight, Dinghai is not afraid, how many years of stormy waves have come, and a Dinghai God Needle has been achieved: "Lingxiu!"

The heartthrob drilled out of the thousands of flowers and stepped forward quickly: "Here." ”

Of course, Dinghai will not do this kind of bickering thing, so Dinghai sent the first debater of Nanshan Zen Buddhism, Lingxiu monk. It's not the abbot of the empty news, the empty abbot only talks about the Dharma, and doesn't ask about the world. And Lingxiu's eloquence is clearer than anyone else, because if you really want to argue, even if you talk about Buddhism, even if you hear that the abbot is in front of Lingxiu, you can only eat deflated. Lingxiu is a clever and inward-looking monk, Dinghai has always thought so.

Kongwen sighed secretly and continued to chant in a low voice.

Kongwen is Lingxiu's master, and no one knows Lingxiu better than Kongwen.

Monk Lingxiu was born rebellious, and this time Dinghai sent him to play, and the result is as you can imagine.

In the sound of chanting, the two of them discussed.

The Word of Truth.

"Old donor Niu, this is your mistake. ”

Lingxiu was the first to make a difficulty: "The matter of getting married without Zen is your own initiative, the master of no Zen is here, the uncle of no Zen is here, the master of no Zen is here, the ancestor of the master is here, and no one in Nanshan Zen is nodding and agreeing, so I can't count." Not only that, but the Niu family mistook my Nanshan Zen disciples and ruined my Nanshan Zen Sect's reputation, but they don't know why they came to my Nanshan Zen Sect? The Buddha is above, and whether it is right or wrong, I Nanshan Zen Sect will visit your house another day, and I will talk to you separately. Old donor Niu, you take away the people, take away the things, I Nanshan Zen Buddhism will not be blessed!"

In one go, reasonable and responsible, sure enough, the first debater, Dinghai nodded secretly.

"One mouthful of Nanshan Zen, one mouthful of Nanshan Zen. ”

Master Niu pointed to the point: "The old man dares to ask, which master has the final say in this Nanshan Zen Buddhism?"

"Self, Uncle Dinghai. "Lingxiu has no choice.

"Master Lingxiu, since you don't count what you said, why bother talking?" Master Niu said lightly.

"This-" Lingxiu's face was embarrassed, so she had to look at Dinghai: "Uncle Shizu." ”

He said!" Dinghai didn't raise his eyelids, and stretched out his hand to point: "Count!"

"Old donor Niu, Uncle Shi said. Lingxiu smiled: "Lingxiu has the final say." ”

"Master Lingxiu, let me ask you. Master Niu smiled and said, "This dear, but it's done?"

"If you don't succeed, you won't succeed. Lingxiu shook his head again and again, and said loudly: "Lingxiu has words first, Nanshan Zen Buddhism does not approve, and this family business is not counted." Master Niu sank his face and said angrily: "Master Lingxiu, this matter is known all over the city, how can you just not recognize it!" Lingxiu sneered lightly and sneered: "Old donor Niu, it is as big as the world, and it is no more than a rational word, if your Niu family's sons and nephews are coaxed to change their families, do you recognize it?"

"Yes, yes, the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker!" "Master Niu looked up to the sky and snorted, and finally offered a killer feature: "Wuzen has a righteous father, named Yan Beige, Master Lingxiu, you were also present at the time-" Yes, yes, what I said was Yan Beige, Lingxiu didn't say it at the time, and it depends on what happened at this time: "Lingxiu was present at the time, Lingxiu didn't dare to make his own opinion, but the matter of Wuzen is my Nanshan Zen Buddhism, whether Yan Beige is the righteous father of Wuzen or not, it is also general-"

"Don't admit it!" Dinghai shouted, his voice like thunder: "Don't admit it!"

"I don't recognize this, I don't recognize that, could it be-" Master Niu's face changed, and he said in a deep voice: "You Nanshan Zen Sect want a letter of resignation, divorce my peony?"

As soon as these words came out, there was silence all around, and everyone went to see Lingxiu, and Lingxiu went to see Dinghai.

Dinghai sat upright, closed his eyes and said nothing.

Lingxiu smiled: "Exactly!"

"The monk married his daughter-in-law, which is already a violation of the rules of Buddhism. Shi Shiran came up and said with a smile: "If you don't want to return to the vulgar without Zen, everyone is happy." ”

It was the eldest sister Peony who spoke, and the Niu family was really prepared.

"No way!" Lingxiu shook her head and said definitely, "No way!"

"Yo! Yo! No, it's not good, it's so unspirited!" The second sister Yueji appeared, and her mouth was full of voices: "There is a monk in Nanshan Zen Buddhism, who married a daughter-in-law and divorced his wife, tsk, this thing is really fresh, everyone comes to comment on it-"

"Hum!" As soon as he spoke, the three aunts, six mothers-in-law, uncles, and two uncles of the Niu family spoke one after another, their faces indignant and emotional! The words are the original words, how to say it, you Nanshan Zen can regret marriage, you can withdraw from your relatives, you can not take my Niu family as a thing, my Niu family will say that you Nanshan Zen abandoned the good wife ruthlessly and unjustly, and the world is not ashamed, since it is useless to say good things, then everyone will tear their faces apart, if you are not afraid of giving people jokes, then let the people of the world come to judge and judge, all kinds of things.

It turned out that it was not a heads-up but a group fight, and more than 200 people from the Niu family fought against the Bodhisattva in white!

Lingxiu didn't speak, and all the monks didn't speak, and they all wisely chose to remain silent at critical moments.

Everyone can see it, this big family, it's really hard to mess with!

"Sins, sins, my Buddha is compassionate—"

In the hustle and bustle, in the laughter and scolding, in front of the Buddha, Mrs. Niu knelt on the ground and cried, and her words were shocking: "Buddha Buddha, no one is bitter, only the child in my daughter's belly is suffering......"

Before the words fell, the Niu family was crying all over the house, and the voice was unified and loud!

There was another baby cry, which was particularly loud and poignant: "Woo wow - wow - hit! Wow wow - "

Bai Dafu had countless fists and kicks in his body, and said with a wry smile: "Steward Qian, it's okay, please raise your noble hand." ”

Steward Qian let go of his hand and said slowly: "Sins and sins, Amitabha." ”

A farce!

But everyone's face in Nanshan Zen has changed, and everyone is speechless and ashamed!

Abandon your wife, abandon your son, this is a good thing that no Zen monk does!

In any case, even Nanshan Zen Buddhism cannot afford this crime.

Lingxiu couldn't afford it either, and Lingxiu finally had nothing to say: "Uncle Shi, you see-"

Dinghai's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and three green tendons burst out on his wrinkled forehead: "Fart!"

There is no reason, not at all, it is obviously a big reason, but there is nowhere to reason. And this black cauldron is too big, Dinghai can't afford it, if it doesn't follow, the thousand-year-old Zen sect will be destroyed in his hands!

How about Dinghai?

Dinghai is not how.

What can Dinghai say?

Dinghai stood up, and the Buddha stick was in his hand!

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