Chapter 63 The Heavenly Ruler was robbed
The fat man came out of the Yuqing Palace, threw the general's order into the air, and shouted: "Where is the demon army, follow me to meet the enemy." ”
After speaking, the fat man took the lead in rushing to the South Heavenly Gate. The general's order floated high in the air and followed behind the fat man, like the sun, emitting thousands of rays of light, constantly attracting the heavenly soldiers together.
Before he arrived at Nantianmen, the fat man met a group of monsters with teeth and claws, who were burning and looting. The fat man roared angrily, and rushed forward with a ruler in his hand.
This is the land I love so much, and I can't defile it with these demons and monsters.
The fat man was so anxious that after dealing with these monsters, he rushed to Nantianmen. The momentum is like a tiger roaring, as strong as an eagle flapping its wings, no monster can keep the footsteps of the fat man, but it leaves the demon army far behind.
After a while, the fat man came to Nantianmen. At this time, Nantianmen seemed to have become a Shura field, with corpses everywhere and rivers of blood. In the field, a few heavenly soldiers were surrounded by monsters, struggling to the death.
Seeing this, the fat man shouted loudly: "Brothers, don't be afraid, the demon general is here!"
After saying that, the fat man rushed into the demon army. Don't look at the fact that there are a lot of monsters in the field, but the fat man is infinitely powerful, especially good at group battles. There are also 15,000 catties of Zhangtian ruler in his hand, and the monster is injured and killed when touched, and there is no enemy. The fat man rushed in with ease like a bulldozer.
After the fat man rushed into the battle group, he stood up in front of him and shouted, "Who will die!"
At this time, the fat man was murderous, and his body was dripping with blood and flesh, coupled with the majesty of his face, it was really like a demon god descending into the world, and the monster was so frightened that he took a few steps back unconsciously.
At this time, an angry shout came from the monster, "Don't be arrogant about this fat man, this leader will come to meet you!" As soon as the words fell, the fat man saw the crocodile leader and jumped on top of his head.
The fat man was furious, picked up the ruler and drew it away. The crocodile leader did not panic, he grabbed the ruler of the sky, and when he touched the ground, he twisted his buttocks, and the tail behind him was pumped towards the fat man. The fat man was shocked, and hurriedly tried to pull back the ruler, but the strength of the crocodile leader was not small, and the fat man couldn't pull it back for a while, so he could only let go of his hand and jumped back.
The crocodile leader waved the ruler in his hand and said with a smile: "Ha Luha, I didn't expect the ruler to fall into my hands, it's quite easy to use." ”
The fat man's face was very ugly, and as soon as he patted his chest, he started the King Kong not bad trick. As soon as he kicked the ground, he rushed towards the crocodile leader, trying to snatch the ruler back.
The crocodile leader let out a sneer, and gave the fat man a foot in the head, and the fat man hurriedly crossed his arms and stepped up. But the crocodile leader shook his hand, and the ruler suddenly drew a circle, pointing straight at the fat man's chest. The fat man wanted to hide again, but it was too late, and he was taken a few steps back. The crocodile leader just touched lightly, and the fat man couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood.
The fat man was quite unconvinced, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and rushed up again. The crocodile leader danced with his hands, shaved or rolled, or shaved, or beaten, and beat the fat man without the power to fight back. King Kong is not bad after all, there is no great success, where can the fat man resist this beating, in the blink of an eye, the skin will become open, and the blood will flow. Only then did the fat man have a deeper understanding of the power of the ruler, and at the same time, he suddenly realized that the ruler could still be used in this way.
The fat man had no choice but to sacrifice the five-colored round stone and use the five-element array to trap the crocodile leader. Looking at himself covered in bruises, and then looking at the monsters around him, the fat man smiled bitterly, and said secretly in his heart: The battlefield is really not a place for individual heroes, it would be good if I knew that Lu Dao would come with the demon army.
The fat man has no ruler, just like a tiger without teeth, the demons see the opportunity and rush towards the fat man with a strange scream. But the monster beast still underestimated the fat man, and the toothless tiger is also a tiger. The fat man runs the King Kong Giant Strength Technique, and the sword is difficult to hurt, like a humanoid tyrannosaurus, rampage through the demon army, chasing the demon army everywhere.
Suddenly, the fat man stopped, but saw a monster. I saw this monster, with a large head and a small body, more than ten feet long, covered in cyan scale armor, and a long head with long sharp horns.
The fat man stopped not because he looked weird, but because he was looking down and chewing on the corpse on the ground in his mouth. Looking at such a bloody scene, the fat man almost threw up, no wonder the monsters are walking around here.
The arrival of the fat man attracted the attention of the monster. The monster held a severed limb in its mouth, and slowly raised its head, two big copper bell-like eyes revealing a fierce light, staring at the fat man tightly. After swallowing the severed limb in his mouth three times and two times, the monster let out a strange cry of "Nian~" and pounced on the fat man.
Not to be outdone, the fat man snorted, his body doubled in size out of thin air, and he stretched out his hands to meet him. As if a train was coming, the fat man took a few big steps back when he was hit. The monster shook its head, lowered its head and bumped into it again. The fat man dodged sideways, turned over and rode up, picked up his fists and used the trick "Invincible Toad Fist".
After the fat man transformed, he had the power to pull out the mountain and carry the tripod, and after this old fist, even if the monster was wearing scale armor, he couldn't help the fat man's beating. The monster soon couldn't take it anymore, screaming and jumping up and down, kicking its hooves forward and pouting its buttocks, trying to shake the fat man off. The fat man had no choice but to hold the sharp horns in his hands and lie tightly on its back.
After the monster tossed around, it saw that it couldn't get rid of the fat man, so it carried the fat man and ran towards the heavenly realm. The fat man was in a hurry and shouted, "My ruler!" But the monster was extremely fast, and the fat man wanted to come down, but it was extremely difficult, so he could only helplessly run the imperial trick and summon the five-colored round stone back.
After the crocodile leader got out of trouble, he waved his ruler and shouted, "Sons, rush in for me." "The demon army let out a burst of screams, and rushed into the South Heavenly Gate, killing people when they saw them, robbing them when they saw them, and burning things that could not be taken away, just like locusts crossing the border, destroying the heavenly realm into a bad shape, how could there be a picturesque scene before.
The fat man was secretly anxious in his heart, grabbed the sharp corner with his left hand, and hit it with his right hand. Although the monster was beaten "every year", the fat man ran faster and faster the more he hit, like a white horse passing through a gap, and it took a while to run out of nearly 10,000 miles.
The planets in front of him crossed one by one, and the monster did not stay for a moment, until it reached a purple planet, and then foamed at the mouth and survived. The fat man flew down and beat the monster violently, the monster let out a burst of screams, paralyzed to the ground, but was powerless to resist.
At this moment, someone in Ziweixing suddenly shouted: "Stop! Dare to make trouble in Ziweixing, can't you find death?!" After speaking, a man in purple flew in front of the fat man.
The fat man bumped all the way, and his ass was like a flower, and his flesh and blood were already blurred. Just now, I was only angry for a moment, and I forgot about the pain, and now as soon as I stopped, I covered my ass and let out a scream like a pig.
"Where did you come from, you fat man, why are you so cruel to my Ziwei Xingjun's Nian Beast. ”
The fat man took out an elixir, took it, and said, "Your year beast is yours?" I would like to ask you, what is the reason for allowing the Year Beast to assist the demon army in attacking the South Heavenly Gate?"
When Ziwei Xingjun heard this, his face changed greatly, and he said in shock: "What?! Could it be that it is also in Nantianmen?"
"Yes, when I saw it, it was eating human flesh and bones. ”
At this time, the Nian Beast suddenly spoke, and said, "I didn't kill any Heavenly Soldiers, let alone attack the South Heavenly Gate, but I was bewitched by people and went there. ”
Ziwei Xingjun hurriedly asked, "What you said is true?" The Nian Beast nodded weakly.
Ziwei Xingjun's face only looked a little better, but he still said angrily: "This evil beast dares to sneak away while I am visiting friends during the New Year, it is really bold." Rest assured, the general will punish him severely. The most important thing now is to return to Nantianmen to drive out the monsters, how about I help the general?"
After speaking, Ziwei Xingjun waved his hand, and a golden chain appeared out of thin air, locking the year beast. The fat man nodded, and when Ziwei Xingjun saw this, he summoned Bai Yun and flew to the South Heavenly Gate with the fat man.
After a long time, the two came to Nantianmen. At this time, although this place has become dilapidated, there are countless heavenly soldiers and generals, and there is still a demon army.
As soon as the fat man breathed a sigh of relief, he heard King Tota shout, "Come, arrest these two to this king." ”
The fat man was shocked and hurriedly shouted: "What's the matter, why are you arresting us? I have no success in guarding the Nantian Gate, but I am guilty?"
"You fat man still has the face to say, watching the Nantian Gate fall, but he escaped, shouldn't he be punished?
After listening to this, the fat man was angry, and he didn't know how to explain it for a while.
At this time, Ziwei Xingjun opened his mouth and said: "The Heavenly King has such a big breath, opening his mouth and closing his mouth is to punish the crime, do you really think that you are the Jade Emperor?" Even if this general next to me is not here, do you have evidence that he escaped from the battle." Even if my Year Beast is here, do you have any evidence that it attacked the South Heavenly Gate? If not, I have to go to the Jade Emperor to see you. ”
"Strong words, strong words, this king will tell the Jade Emperor. King Tota snorted coldly and turned to leave.
After the Heavenly King left, the Heavenly Soldiers behind him also left, leaving only the Demon Suppression Army, as well as Nezha and others.
Looking at the fat man lying on the clouds, Nezha asked curiously: "You fat man, why is your ass blooming, it's just three or two little demons, so it won't beat you like this." ”
The fat man said angrily: "Don't mention it, it's hurting." By the way, what about youkai?"
"As soon as we arrived, they fled. ”
The fat man stood up abruptly and asked anxiously, "What? Have you ever seen a crocodile?"
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads. When the fat man saw it, he beat his chest and sighed.
"Why are you so excited, fat man, get down quickly, your ass is bleeding. Nezha asked curiously.
The fat man said with red eyes: "My ruler was snatched by him." ”